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#191: HOMO PLANE (Sat, 2000 Jan 1)
#190: LOGO OF LESBOS (Fri, 1999 Dec 31)
#189: I'M POINTY (Thu, 1999 Dec 30)
#188: THUMB (Wed, 1999 Dec 29)
#187: EVERY SNOWFLAKE IS DIFFERENT (Tue, 1999 Dec 28)
#186: RECYCLE (Mon, 1999 Dec 27)
#185: TORNADO (Sun, 1999 Dec 26)
#184: SIDE OF BEEF (Sat, 1999 Dec 25)
#183: EDWARD PENISHANDS (Fri, 1999 Dec 24)
#182: QUICKSCAN (Thu, 1999 Dec 23)
#181: CAR ARGUMENT (Wed, 1999 Dec 22)
#180: MAGIC (Tue, 1999 Dec 21)
#179: WHEELCHAIR (Mon, 1999 Dec 20)
#178: QUICKSAND (Sun, 1999 Dec 19)
#177: THE WHAT (Sat, 1999 Dec 18)
#176: LITTLE ANGEL (Fri, 1999 Dec 17)
#175: BOWEL CONTENTS (Thu, 1999 Dec 16)
#174: GAY MIDGET (Wed, 1999 Dec 15)
#173: POOP CHUTE (Tue, 1999 Dec 14)
#172: VALUJET (Mon, 1999 Dec 13)
#171: I'M A DICK (Sun, 1999 Dec 12)
#170: COCK (Sat, 1999 Dec 11)
#169: DEMI MOORE (Fri, 1999 Dec 10)
#168: ALIEN (Thu, 1999 Dec 9)
#167: A SALE ON GAY (Wed, 1999 Dec 8)
#166: AND SO FORTH (Tue, 1999 Dec 7)
#165: UP THE ASS (Mon, 1999 Dec 6)
#164: TWENTY DOLLAR BILL (Sun, 1999 Dec 5)
#163: FROM THIS ANGLE (Sat, 1999 Dec 4)
#162: TOO GAY FOR WORDS (Fri, 1999 Dec 3)
#161: HEAD (Thu, 1999 Dec 2)
#160: WELL DONE OLD CHAP (Wed, 1999 Dec 1)
#159: I SPY WITH MY LITTLE EYE (Tue, 1999 Nov 30)
#158: THERE BE DICKS HERE (Mon, 1999 Nov 29)
#157: HITLER (Sun, 1999 Nov 28)
#156: GIT OVER HERE (Sat, 1999 Nov 27)
#155: STAY AWAY (Fri, 1999 Nov 26)
#154: LOOK AT MY WANG (Thu, 1999 Nov 25)
#153: DOPEFISH (Wed, 1999 Nov 24)
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#1: SURF'S UP (Fri, 1999 Jun 25)
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#175: BOWEL CONTENTS

Thu, 1999 Dec 16

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