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#235: COCK ROBIN (Mon, 2000 Feb 14)
#234: THE MORE YOU KNOW (Sun, 2000 Feb 13)
#233: BOOM RV (Sat, 2000 Feb 12)
#232: STAIRWAY TO HEAVEN (Fri, 2000 Feb 11)
#231: FAG ME UP (Thu, 2000 Feb 10)
#230: SEGREGATED CASTLE (Wed, 2000 Feb 9)
#229: STOMPY (Tue, 2000 Feb 8)
#228: GRANT YOU THREE DICKS (Mon, 2000 Feb 7)
#227: DRAWN BY A GIRL (Sun, 2000 Feb 6)
#226: DRAWING THE LINE (Sat, 2000 Feb 5)
#225: DON'T BE SHY TITS (Fri, 2000 Feb 4)
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#223: MISTLETOE (Wed, 2000 Feb 2)
#222: HEIL (Tue, 2000 Feb 1)
#221: I SHIT MYSELF (Mon, 2000 Jan 31)
#220: FRACTAL POO (Sun, 2000 Jan 30)
#219: EXTERNAL GENITALIA (Sat, 2000 Jan 29)
#218: GBHLUGAHBLGHBABH (Fri, 2000 Jan 28)
#217: DRIVEN BY A (Thu, 2000 Jan 27)
#216: NO BULLSHIT (Wed, 2000 Jan 26)
#215: CALL A COP (Tue, 2000 Jan 25)
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#210: EXTRA WON TONS (Thu, 2000 Jan 20)
#209: LITTLE BIRDIE (Wed, 2000 Jan 19)
#208: CROTCH HAIR (Tue, 2000 Jan 18)
#207: DICKLAND (Mon, 2000 Jan 17)
#206: UNLOVED (Sun, 2000 Jan 16)
#205: PISS NET (Sat, 2000 Jan 15)
#204: PITCHFORK (Fri, 2000 Jan 14)
#203: STICK A PRICK IN ME (Thu, 2000 Jan 13)
#202: MORE CRACK (Wed, 2000 Jan 12)
#201: GAY FOR CHRISTMAS (Tue, 2000 Jan 11)
#200: SHITTING AN L (Mon, 2000 Jan 10)
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#198: JESUS CHRIST (Sat, 2000 Jan 8)
#197: FLAMING (Fri, 2000 Jan 7)
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#1: SURF'S UP (Fri, 1999 Jun 25)
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#219: EXTERNAL GENITALIA

Sat, 2000 Jan 29

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