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#177: THE WHAT (Sat, 1999 Dec 18)
#176: LITTLE ANGEL (Fri, 1999 Dec 17)
#175: BOWEL CONTENTS (Thu, 1999 Dec 16)
#174: GAY MIDGET (Wed, 1999 Dec 15)
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#172: VALUJET (Mon, 1999 Dec 13)
#171: I'M A DICK (Sun, 1999 Dec 12)
#170: COCK (Sat, 1999 Dec 11)
#169: DEMI MOORE (Fri, 1999 Dec 10)
#168: ALIEN (Thu, 1999 Dec 9)
#167: A SALE ON GAY (Wed, 1999 Dec 8)
#166: AND SO FORTH (Tue, 1999 Dec 7)
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#168: ALIEN

Thu, 1999 Dec 9

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