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#161: HEAD (Thu, 1999 Dec 2)
#160: WELL DONE OLD CHAP (Wed, 1999 Dec 1)
#159: I SPY WITH MY LITTLE EYE (Tue, 1999 Nov 30)
#158: THERE BE DICKS HERE (Mon, 1999 Nov 29)
#157: HITLER (Sun, 1999 Nov 28)
#156: GIT OVER HERE (Sat, 1999 Nov 27)
#155: STAY AWAY (Fri, 1999 Nov 26)
#154: LOOK AT MY WANG (Thu, 1999 Nov 25)
#153: DOPEFISH (Wed, 1999 Nov 24)
#152: LET ME BE GAY (Tue, 1999 Nov 23)
#151: WHO STOLE MY HEAD (Mon, 1999 Nov 22)
#150: SUCKER PUNCH (Sun, 1999 Nov 21)
#149: FAIRY (Sat, 1999 Nov 20)
#148: WORM GOTTA DO (Fri, 1999 Nov 19)
#147: LAMEST OPTICAL ILLUSION (Thu, 1999 Nov 18)
#146: M.C. ESCHER HYBRID (Wed, 1999 Nov 17)
#145: BEND OVER SIR (Tue, 1999 Nov 16)
#144: I'M A SNAKE (Mon, 1999 Nov 15)
#143: AND I MEAN NOW (Sun, 1999 Nov 14)
#142: BLORK (Sat, 1999 Nov 13)
#141: CALL IN THE COPS (Fri, 1999 Nov 12)
#140: THE HOUSE THAT DICK BUILT (Thu, 1999 Nov 11)
#139: BEAVIS AND BORING (Wed, 1999 Nov 10)
#138: I AM YOUR FATHER (Tue, 1999 Nov 9)
#137: WIDER IS BETTER (Mon, 1999 Nov 8)
#136: COWS (Sun, 1999 Nov 7)
#135: ALL THIS SHIT ON MY BACK (Sat, 1999 Nov 6)
#134: DID ME UGLY (Fri, 1999 Nov 5)
#133: MASSIVE SHIT (Thu, 1999 Nov 4)
#132: THE PROPOSAL (Wed, 1999 Nov 3)
#131: DOROTHY (Tue, 1999 Nov 2)
#130: IDENTIFY ME (Mon, 1999 Nov 1)
#129: PASS THE BONG (Sun, 1999 Oct 31)
#128: RADIATION HAZARD (Sat, 1999 Oct 30)
#127: YOU'RE FIRED (Fri, 1999 Oct 29)
#126: BEFORE THE SALE ENDS (Thu, 1999 Oct 28)
#125: THIS GAY POND (Wed, 1999 Oct 27)
#124: PUT PORN ON ME (Tue, 1999 Oct 26)
#123: RIBBED FOR HER PLEASURE (Mon, 1999 Oct 25)
#122: ONE SMALL STEP (Sun, 1999 Oct 24)
#121: SUCKASAURUS (Sat, 1999 Oct 23)
#120: DOCTOR WHAT (Fri, 1999 Oct 22)
#119: CUT DOWN ON THE DOPE (Thu, 1999 Oct 21)
#118: HOT STUFF (Wed, 1999 Oct 20)
#117: HONK HONK (Tue, 1999 Oct 19)
#116: HUNTING PRICKS (Mon, 1999 Oct 18)
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#1: SURF'S UP (Fri, 1999 Jun 25)
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#138: I AM YOUR FATHER

Tue, 1999 Nov 9

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