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#135: ALL THIS SHIT ON MY BACK (Sat, 1999 Nov 6)
#134: DID ME UGLY (Fri, 1999 Nov 5)
#133: MASSIVE SHIT (Thu, 1999 Nov 4)
#132: THE PROPOSAL (Wed, 1999 Nov 3)
#131: DOROTHY (Tue, 1999 Nov 2)
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#129: PASS THE BONG (Sun, 1999 Oct 31)
#128: RADIATION HAZARD (Sat, 1999 Oct 30)
#127: YOU'RE FIRED (Fri, 1999 Oct 29)
#126: BEFORE THE SALE ENDS (Thu, 1999 Oct 28)
#125: THIS GAY POND (Wed, 1999 Oct 27)
#124: PUT PORN ON ME (Tue, 1999 Oct 26)
#123: RIBBED FOR HER PLEASURE (Mon, 1999 Oct 25)
#122: ONE SMALL STEP (Sun, 1999 Oct 24)
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#1: SURF'S UP (Fri, 1999 Jun 25)
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#124: PUT PORN ON ME

Tue, 1999 Oct 26

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