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#145: BEND OVER SIR (Tue, 1999 Nov 16)
#144: I'M A SNAKE (Mon, 1999 Nov 15)
#143: AND I MEAN NOW (Sun, 1999 Nov 14)
#142: BLORK (Sat, 1999 Nov 13)
#141: CALL IN THE COPS (Fri, 1999 Nov 12)
#140: THE HOUSE THAT DICK BUILT (Thu, 1999 Nov 11)
#139: BEAVIS AND BORING (Wed, 1999 Nov 10)
#138: I AM YOUR FATHER (Tue, 1999 Nov 9)
#137: WIDER IS BETTER (Mon, 1999 Nov 8)
#136: COWS (Sun, 1999 Nov 7)
#135: ALL THIS SHIT ON MY BACK (Sat, 1999 Nov 6)
#134: DID ME UGLY (Fri, 1999 Nov 5)
#133: MASSIVE SHIT (Thu, 1999 Nov 4)
#132: THE PROPOSAL (Wed, 1999 Nov 3)
#131: DOROTHY (Tue, 1999 Nov 2)
#130: IDENTIFY ME (Mon, 1999 Nov 1)
#129: PASS THE BONG (Sun, 1999 Oct 31)
#128: RADIATION HAZARD (Sat, 1999 Oct 30)
#127: YOU'RE FIRED (Fri, 1999 Oct 29)
#126: BEFORE THE SALE ENDS (Thu, 1999 Oct 28)
#125: THIS GAY POND (Wed, 1999 Oct 27)
#124: PUT PORN ON ME (Tue, 1999 Oct 26)
#123: RIBBED FOR HER PLEASURE (Mon, 1999 Oct 25)
#122: ONE SMALL STEP (Sun, 1999 Oct 24)
#121: SUCKASAURUS (Sat, 1999 Oct 23)
#120: DOCTOR WHAT (Fri, 1999 Oct 22)
#119: CUT DOWN ON THE DOPE (Thu, 1999 Oct 21)
#118: HOT STUFF (Wed, 1999 Oct 20)
#117: HONK HONK (Tue, 1999 Oct 19)
#116: HUNTING PRICKS (Mon, 1999 Oct 18)
#115: HARD TO TELL (Sun, 1999 Oct 17)
#114: ANGRY BUS DRIVER (Sat, 1999 Oct 16)
#113: PICK-UP STICKS (Fri, 1999 Oct 15)
#112: EMBRYO (Thu, 1999 Oct 14)
#111: DRAWN LIKE SHIT (Wed, 1999 Oct 13)
#110: MICROSCOPE (Tue, 1999 Oct 12)
#109: PATRICK NAUGHTON (Mon, 1999 Oct 11)
#108: GOD'S GREEN EARTH (Sun, 1999 Oct 10)
#107: EUREKA (Sat, 1999 Oct 9)
#106: WHAT HAPPENED (Fri, 1999 Oct 8)
#105: WHO FARTED (Thu, 1999 Oct 7)
#104: ON YOUR PERIOD (Wed, 1999 Oct 6)
#103: LOLLIPOP (Tue, 1999 Oct 5)
#102: CREAMING JEANS (Mon, 1999 Oct 4)
#101: VERY SLEEPY (Sun, 1999 Oct 3)
#100: GAY AWARD (Sat, 1999 Oct 2)
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#1: SURF'S UP (Fri, 1999 Jun 25)
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#122: ONE SMALL STEP

Sun, 1999 Oct 24

THAT'S ONE SMALL STEP FOR MAN,                    
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