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#125: THIS GAY POND (Wed, 1999 Oct 27)
#124: PUT PORN ON ME (Tue, 1999 Oct 26)
#123: RIBBED FOR HER PLEASURE (Mon, 1999 Oct 25)
#122: ONE SMALL STEP (Sun, 1999 Oct 24)
#121: SUCKASAURUS (Sat, 1999 Oct 23)
#120: DOCTOR WHAT (Fri, 1999 Oct 22)
#119: CUT DOWN ON THE DOPE (Thu, 1999 Oct 21)
#118: HOT STUFF (Wed, 1999 Oct 20)
#117: HONK HONK (Tue, 1999 Oct 19)
#116: HUNTING PRICKS (Mon, 1999 Oct 18)
#115: HARD TO TELL (Sun, 1999 Oct 17)
#114: ANGRY BUS DRIVER (Sat, 1999 Oct 16)
#113: PICK-UP STICKS (Fri, 1999 Oct 15)
#112: EMBRYO (Thu, 1999 Oct 14)
#111: DRAWN LIKE SHIT (Wed, 1999 Oct 13)
#110: MICROSCOPE (Tue, 1999 Oct 12)
#109: PATRICK NAUGHTON (Mon, 1999 Oct 11)
#108: GOD'S GREEN EARTH (Sun, 1999 Oct 10)
#107: EUREKA (Sat, 1999 Oct 9)
#106: WHAT HAPPENED (Fri, 1999 Oct 8)
#105: WHO FARTED (Thu, 1999 Oct 7)
#104: ON YOUR PERIOD (Wed, 1999 Oct 6)
#103: LOLLIPOP (Tue, 1999 Oct 5)
#102: CREAMING JEANS (Mon, 1999 Oct 4)
#101: VERY SLEEPY (Sun, 1999 Oct 3)
#100: GAY AWARD (Sat, 1999 Oct 2)
#99: WHAT THE HELL (Fri, 1999 Oct 1)
#98: SUICIDE THREAT (Thu, 1999 Sep 30)
#97: GAY HARE (Wed, 1999 Sep 29)
#96: MOST BORING DRAWING EVER (Tue, 1999 Sep 28)
#95: WE'RE BOTH FAT (Mon, 1999 Sep 27)
#94: TEQUILA SHOT (Sun, 1999 Sep 26)
#93: TOO MUCH LIQUOR (Sat, 1999 Sep 25)
#92: FAIRY QUARTERS (Fri, 1999 Sep 24)
#91: FIRE WATER (Thu, 1999 Sep 23)
#90: GAY-O'S (Wed, 1999 Sep 22)
#89: VULCAN COP (Tue, 1999 Sep 21)
#88: DEAN (Mon, 1999 Sep 20)
#87: CHOPSTICKS (Sun, 1999 Sep 19)
#86: THE GAY TRAIN (Sat, 1999 Sep 18)
#85: GAY FOR A DOLLAR (Fri, 1999 Sep 17)
#84: NO PENIS (Thu, 1999 Sep 16)
#83: I SMOKE POT (Wed, 1999 Sep 15)
#82: A STICK (Tue, 1999 Sep 14)
#81: QUEERNUTS (Mon, 1999 Sep 13)
#80: DIGITAL DILDO (Sun, 1999 Sep 12)
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#1: SURF'S UP (Fri, 1999 Jun 25)
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#102: CREAMING JEANS

Mon, 1999 Oct 4

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