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#272: MONKEY SHIT (Wed, 2000 Mar 22)
#271: DROMEDARY (Tue, 2000 Mar 21)
#270: JOURNAL ENTRY (Mon, 2000 Mar 20)
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#268: AMERICA THE BEAUTIFUL (Sat, 2000 Mar 18)
#267: DEFYING PHYSICAL LAW (Fri, 2000 Mar 17)
#266: REQUESTING PERMISSION (Thu, 2000 Mar 16)
#265: LOOK (Wed, 2000 Mar 15)
#264: BOILING WATER (Tue, 2000 Mar 14)
#263: WHAT I CAN FIT (Mon, 2000 Mar 13)
#262: DIGITAL WATCHES (Sun, 2000 Mar 12)
#261: TAKE ME TO YOUR LEADER (Sat, 2000 Mar 11)
#260: FROM UP HERE (Fri, 2000 Mar 10)
#259: THE FISTING SWING (Thu, 2000 Mar 9)
#258: THE BEATLES (Wed, 2000 Mar 8)
#257: GETTING VERY SLEEPY (Tue, 2000 Mar 7)
#256: STEGOSAURUS (Mon, 2000 Mar 6)
#255: DO I GET THE JOB (Sun, 2000 Mar 5)
#254: WAL-MART (Sat, 2000 Mar 4)
#253: HARK (Fri, 2000 Mar 3)
#252: STAR WARS (Thu, 2000 Mar 2)
#251: GOES IN HERE (Wed, 2000 Mar 1)
#250: CHECK ME OUT (Tue, 2000 Feb 29)
#249: FISH TANK (Mon, 2000 Feb 28)
#248: MICHAEL JACKSON (Sun, 2000 Feb 27)
#247: WHAT ARE YOU LOOKING AT (Sat, 2000 Feb 26)
#246: SHITTY JOB (Fri, 2000 Feb 25)
#245: ARM AND HAMMER LOGO (Thu, 2000 Feb 24)
#244: YOU'RE MY ONLY HOPE (Wed, 2000 Feb 23)
#243: I'M A DYKE (Tue, 2000 Feb 22)
#242: YIN/YANK (Mon, 2000 Feb 21)
#241: EEK RUN (Sun, 2000 Feb 20)
#240: CLEARLY SCANNED (Sat, 2000 Feb 19)
#239: SEAGULL (Fri, 2000 Feb 18)
#238: PUNKY (Thu, 2000 Feb 17)
#237: OVER AND OUT (Wed, 2000 Feb 16)
#236: THE RESULT OF THAT UNION (Tue, 2000 Feb 15)
#235: COCK ROBIN (Mon, 2000 Feb 14)
#234: THE MORE YOU KNOW (Sun, 2000 Feb 13)
#233: BOOM RV (Sat, 2000 Feb 12)
#232: STAIRWAY TO HEAVEN (Fri, 2000 Feb 11)
#231: FAG ME UP (Thu, 2000 Feb 10)
#230: SEGREGATED CASTLE (Wed, 2000 Feb 9)
#229: STOMPY (Tue, 2000 Feb 8)
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#1: SURF'S UP (Fri, 1999 Jun 25)
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