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#142: BLORK

Sat, 1999 Nov 13

am i right

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   MORE LIKE BLORK !!!!!!!!! AM I RIGHT FOLKS ??????????????   

#290: AM I RIGHT OR AM I RIGHT

Sun, 2000 Apr 9

am i right

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#340: A COKE AND A SMILE

Mon, 2000 May 29

am i right

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AM I RIGHT PEOPLE ???????

#731: JOE QUEER

Sun, 2001 Jun 24

am i right, peanuts

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AM I RIGHT PEOPLE ?????????

#1069: CHASEY LAME

Tue, 2002 May 28

am i right

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#1862: SQUIRTYIOP

Thu, 2004 Jul 29

am i right

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#2157: MICHAEL MOORE ATE AMERICA

Fri, 2005 May 20

am i right, michael moore

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  \ .-':::.    AM I RIGHT FOLKS                               
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#2261: HURRICANE KATRINA

Thu, 2005 Sep 1

am i right, blog, hurricane, topical

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#2938: LIBERTARIANS

Tue, 2007 Jul 10

am i right

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.'--'.  _.'    {`'-;_ .-.>.'     MORE LIKE ATLAS *DRUGGED*          
      '-:_      )  / `' '=.       AM I RIGHT FOLKS ?!?!?!?!?        
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      WHY IS IT LIBERTARIANISM IS FAIRLY REASONABLE IN PRINCIPLE    
       BUT ANYONE WHO PROUDLY IDENTIFIES THEMSELVES AS A LIBERTARIAN
        IS INVARIABLY A CRAZY SHITCOCK FUCKWAD ?!??!!??!?!??!?!?!   

#2972: FIREMAN OR BUTT

Mon, 2007 Aug 13

am i right

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#3370: DARK UNDERWEAR

Sun, 2008 Sep 14

am i right, best part

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      |_____`^^^^^---....---------====='''--.._    YOU CAN'T REALLY TELL
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                              /    /---____,,..~'`         SHIT YOURSELF
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                          /    /                   AM I RIGHT ?!?!?!?!?!
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#3491: CHATTERING CLASSES

Tue, 2009 Jan 13

am i right

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#3498: THERAPIST

Tue, 2009 Jan 20

am i right, word

          IT'S NO ACCIDENT THAT "THERAPIST"                       
           CAN ALSO BE WRITTEN "THE RAPIST" !!!111                
                                                                  
             AM I RIGHT FOLKS ?!!?!?!?!?!                         
                                                                  
   ,-----.     WAIT RIGHT YEAH I'M TOTALLY FULL OF SHIT NEVER MIND
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#3515: BONER PART I

Fri, 2009 Feb 6

am i right, bailout, boner*, topical

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#3516: BONER PART II

Sat, 2009 Feb 7

am i right, boner*, topical

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#3517: BONER PART III

Sun, 2009 Feb 8

am i right, boner*, tax, topical

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#3529: SACAGAWEA

Fri, 2009 Feb 20

am i right

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