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#142: BLORK Sat, 1999 Nov 13 am i right __ __ \ \ ___ / / \ \\ \ / / \ \\ \ / / \ \\ \ __ __ __ _________ / / \ \> \ /__) /__) /__) /____ // / \ /_________ ________ _______ _________ / // / / //____ //___ // _ ` / _ // // / / /_____/ / / // // // //___// // / / / / // // // / / ~ ~\ /____________.' / / `_______'/___/ /_______ \ _________/ / \ \ RoBot / / \ \ /____________/ \___\ MORE LIKE BLORK !!!!!!!!! AM I RIGHT FOLKS ?????????????? #290: AM I RIGHT OR AM I RIGHT Sun, 2000 Apr 9 am i right /######\ /##########\ / \###/ \ / \#/ \ /\| |/\ | | \ ==\ /== / | | \| \<|>\ /<|>/ |/ /| \__ | - \ - | /#| \#\ | | | /###| \##\ | \| | /#####| \###\ | _______ | /######| \####\ | / \/ \/ \|/#######| I'M THE DUMBEST |######\| |#########| GAYEST VAMPIRE YOU'VE |########\______/##########| EVER SEEN AM I RIGHT |#########\ /##########/ OR AM I RIGHT |##########\ |#########/\ /###########\/########/###\ /################\######/########\ /##################\###/###########\ /###################\#/##############\ /######### COUNT LICKSALOT ########\ /###################/####################\ #340: A COKE AND A SMILE Mon, 2000 May 29 am i right ________ (((_()___) || ^ | || ^ | || ^ | // ^ " /// ^ `" ((((((())))))) ||| ^ || ||| ^ COKE || ||| ^ || ||| ^ || ||| ^ || ||| ^ || ||| ^ || "\\ ^ // ========== MORE LIKE A CHOKE !!!!!!! AM I RIGHT PEOPLE ??????? #731: JOE QUEER Sun, 2001 Jun 24 am i right, peanuts .----. _.'__ `. .--(#)(##)---/#\ .' @ /###\ : , ##### `-..__.-' _.-\###/ jgs `;_: `"' .'"""""`. /, JOE ,\ // COOL! \\ `-._______.-' ___`. | .'___ (______|______) MORE LIKE JOE QUEER AM I RIGHT PEOPLE ????????? #1069: CHASEY LAME Tue, 2002 May 28 am i right :-111~ :-11111~. :111-: .~I+. ;-11. ;=. -= .I; MORE LIKE CHASEY LAME ~I +I +1 ;I -11111+=111: ;I. AM I RIGHT FOLKS ?????? I. .=- .-11: ~= X I: .-11-: =; X :I :1=. :I I: .X. :I +~ 1- 1- I. .I -+ I. :---: -==++1~ -1 .I ;I X:=OOX+1=1- - 1I1----11 X ~+ ~S:X--. ;1+1; I.X .1=44+- X +1 I~IX 1XX411.I +~.11111- IX=- ;I+X -1 :I 1=1- I;X .- ; .: =:+~ :I:X .11X:+- -1:XI; X I. I;4. 11. .-X1~==1. +- -I1- .-11 --:1-~:.:~..;~-=-+ +~ X :I:I=XX4+SXX4OO4;; ;= HUHHHHH FINE BACK TO JERKING 11 ~I ~XO84OS8OI- X. 11 :. .~--: 1- -+ :111- :+- ;+- ;I. ;+1. .-11 CJ .111111-: #1862: SQUIRTYIOP Thu, 2004 Jul 29 am i right .-""-. .-""-. / \ / \ | | | | | | | | MORE LIKE SQUIRTYUIOP | | _ _ | | ; /`/ \`\ ; | / \ | \ / \ / AM I RIGHT FOLKS jgs | | | | HHHHHH HHHHHH (( )) )) ____ __// // /.--.\ ((--' ((____// )) )) '----' ((____/ #2157: MICHAEL MOORE ATE AMERICA Fri, 2005 May 20 am i right, michael moore /\ __ MICHAEL MOORE *ATE* AMERICA \ .-':::. AM I RIGHT FOLKS \ :::::|\ |,\:::'/ \ GET IT I'M MAKING FUN OF HIM `.:::-' \ BECAUSE HE HAS A WEIGHT PROBLEM `-. \ ___ `-. | .-'';:::. `-.-' / ',''.;;;\ AsH | ','','.''| |\ ' ,',' /' `.`-.___.-;' `--._.-' #2261: HURRICANE KATRINA Thu, 2005 Sep 1 am i right, blog, hurricane, topical ..... .' '. BLOGGERS RECORD KATRINA DESTRUCTION, . . THEIR LOVE FOR BOBA FETT : : ' ' ,.*====. '. .' .====*., .-`"/c)}}}, :...: ,{{{(c\"`-. _.-'-6> {{{{{'''` `'''}}}}} <9-'-._ t |}}}}}} {{{{{{| y \__.___.'{{{{{{{ }}}}}}}'.___.__/ `[__/}}}}}}}} {{{{{{{{\__]` {{{.' `'-._ _.-'` '.}}} }}/ ``` \{{ MORE LIKE WET TUESDAY {{| |}} AM I RIGHT FOLKS }}| |{{ .------{{{\ , , /}}}------. //.--------' ; ; '---------.\\ ((/// _ \ / _ \\\)) (((--' `''-------'`'"'-----'"'`'-------''` '--))) jgs #2938: LIBERTARIANS Tue, 2007 Jul 10 am i right _,--', _._.--._____ .--.--';_'-.', ";_ _.,-' .'--'. _.' {`'-;_ .-.>.' MORE LIKE ATLAS *DRUGGED* '-:_ ) / `' '=. AM I RIGHT FOLKS ?!?!?!?!? ) > {_/, /~) snd |/ `^ .' WHY IS IT LIBERTARIANISM IS FAIRLY REASONABLE IN PRINCIPLE BUT ANYONE WHO PROUDLY IDENTIFIES THEMSELVES AS A LIBERTARIAN IS INVARIABLY A CRAZY SHITCOCK FUCKWAD ?!??!!??!?!??!?!?! #2972: FIREMAN OR BUTT Mon, 2007 Aug 13 am i right .--"-. / " : (o"""| / ,- `-._| ,'-" `,-' /--.( OKAY I THINK THIS IS SUPPOSED TO BE AN ASCII ART PICTURE / . \ OF A FIREMAN OF SOME SORT ALTHOUGH I THINK THE ARTISTIC > ) : SIMILARITY IS QUESTIONABLE AT BEST |\ .\ T `.\ ` Y : \ !. Ojo /--.( BUT WHEN ONLY LOOKING AT THE LOWER HALF IT TOTALLY LOOKS / . \ LIKE SOMEONE'S BUTT HALF-TURNED AWAY FROM YOU > ) : |\ .\ T AM I RIGHT FOLKS ?!?!?!??!!?!?!?!?!?! WRITE BACK `.\ ` Y : \ !. Ojo+tQn #3370: DARK UNDERWEAR Sun, 2008 Sep 14 am i right, best part /`. / ` / / / / / / ___ / / .' .' / / .' .' / / / =====' / / / ,' ,' \ / / THE BEST PART ABOUT WEARING .'___,' ek \ / / DARK UNDERWEAR IS THAT |_____`^^^^^---....---------====='''--.._ YOU CAN'T REALLY TELL ' ```''''----....____. /\________,'. WHEN YOU'VE / /---____,,..~'` SHIT YOURSELF Eric / / / / / / / / / / / AM I RIGHT ?!?!?!?!?! / / / / COME ON GOTHS / / YOU KNOW I'M TALKING TO YOU // / // / // / // / // _/ /_,-' #3491: CHATTERING CLASSES Tue, 2009 Jan 13 am i right _..._ ___ ___ ___ ___ _..._ ,' `::. ,~ `:. ,~ `:. ,~ `:. ,~ `:. ,' `::. : `::: `:: `:: `:: `:: `::: : .::: .:: .:: .:: .:: .::: : .:::`. .;' `. .;' `. .;'.`. .;': .::: : .::: `.' .`.'.: `.' ::`.' :. .::: :. .::' ::: : `: .::: `: .:: : : .::' : .:: . :. .:: : ::' `: .::. .\ `: ,: :. : .::.: :.\ :. :.: :`: .' .::.: ::`. : :':: : `: : .;'.: : `.; :'.:: : :: ;:' :: . :' .::. .: .:: : : :' ::: :' .:: . : `:: : .:: :' .::. .: .::: : .::: ,:. .:. :' .::: : .:::,' `:. ,' `:.: .::: : .::: ::: ::: .::: : .::: ::: ::: .::: `._ .::'.`._.::' `._.::'.`._ .::' Seal ~~~ :: :: ~~~ MORE LIKE CHATTERING *FAGGOTS* AM I RIGHT FOLKS #3498: THERAPIST Tue, 2009 Jan 20 am i right, word IT'S NO ACCIDENT THAT "THERAPIST" CAN ALSO BE WRITTEN "THE RAPIST" !!!111 AM I RIGHT FOLKS ?!!?!?!?!?! ,-----. WAIT RIGHT YEAH I'M TOTALLY FULL OF SHIT NEVER MIND `T(-)(-) | ,--.| L _____ o88b8o >-`""'\ H (_,-._) | "88P __/ (")___`--(")_/(Q)\__(--. "|._________ (__) \____\ `---' | ' |' | | | | `--' /`----'\ Ojo98 #3515: BONER PART I Fri, 2009 Feb 6 am i right, bailout, boner*, topical . . /^\ . /\ "V" /__\ I O o //..\\ I . MORE LIKE MY *BONER* NEEDS A BAILOUT \].`[/ I /l\/j\ (] . O AM I RIGHT FOLKS ?!?!?!?!?!?!? /. ~~ ,\/I . \\L__j^\/I o \/--v} I o . | | I _________ | | I c(` ')o | l I \. ,/ _/j L l\_! _//^---^\\_ -Row ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ #3516: BONER PART II Sat, 2009 Feb 7 am i right, boner*, topical . . /^\ . /\ "V" /__\ I O o //..\\ I . MORE LIKE MY *BONER* NEEDS A STIMULUS PACKAGE \].`[/ I /l\/j\ (] . O AM I RIGHT FOLKS ?!?!?!?!?!?!? /. ~~ ,\/I . \\L__j^\/I o \/--v} I o . | | I _________ | | I c(` ')o | l I \. ,/ _/j L l\_! _//^---^\\_ -Row ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ #3517: BONER PART III Sun, 2009 Feb 8 am i right, boner*, tax, topical . . /^\ . /\ "V" /__\ I O o //..\\ I . MORE LIKE MY *BONER* NEEDS A TAX CUT \].`[/ I /l\/j\ (] . O AM I RIGHT FOLKS ?!?!?!?!?!?!? /. ~~ ,\/I . \\L__j^\/I o WAIT I DON'T MUCH LIKE THE SOUND OF THAT \/--v} I o . | | I _________ (THUS CONCLUDES THE BONER TRILOGY) | | I c(` ')o | l I \. ,/ _/j L l\_! _//^---^\\_ -Row ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ #3529: SACAGAWEA Fri, 2009 Feb 20 am i right ,--------------------------------------------------------------------------. | OV"|OOOOOOOO> U N I T E D S T A T E S OF A M E R I C A <OOOOOOOV"|OO | | OO |OOOOOOOOOOOOmmmmOOOOOOmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmOOOOOOOmmmmOOOOOOOOOOOOO |OO | | OO_|OO@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@OO_|OO | | OOOOO@6@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@'" "`@@@@@@@@@@F@81497973A@@OOOOOO | | OO@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@` ,,:@@@@@@*. `@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@OO | | OOO@@@@@' _`@@@@@@@@@@@@@` W@@@@@@@@@@@; `@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@6@@@@@@OOO | | OOO@@@@' |_ `@@@@@@@@@@@' (@@@@@;--;;--@' `@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@OOO | | OOO@@@@. | .@@@@@@@@@@@ (@@@@ @ \@ ;@ @@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@OOO | | OOO@@@@@, ,@@@@@@@@@@@@ (@@@@ _\ }@ @@@@@@@@'==`@@@@@@@@@@OOO | | OOO@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@. \_@;;; __ ;; .@@@@@@@@./\,@@@@@@@@@@OOO | | OO@@@@@F@81497973A@@@@@@@. ,;;\_ .__/;, .@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@OO | | OOOOOO@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@. ,;;;\ , /;;;; .@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@OOOOOO | | OV"|OO@@@6@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@. Washington .@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@6@@@OV"IOO | | OO |OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO IOO | | OO_|OOOOOOOOOOOOOO> O N E D O L L A R <OOOOOOOOOOOOOO_IOO | `--------------------------------------------------------------------------' -Phoenix- MORE LIKE SUCKAGAWEA AM I RIGHT FOLKS

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