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#111: DRAWN LIKE SHIT

Wed, 1999 Oct 13

simpsons

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 /\               _\_      I'M DRAWN LIKE SHIT
i            ___/"   "\                       
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l         ]     o !__./                       
 \ _  _    \.___./    "~\                     
  X \/ \            ___./                     
 ( \ ___.   _..--~~"   ~`-.                   
  ` Z,--   /               \                  
    \__.  (   /       ______)                 
      \   l  /-----~~" /      -Row            
       Y   \          /                       
       |    "x______.^                        
       |           \                          
       j            Y                         

#493: HOMER IS GROPING LISA

Sun, 2000 Oct 29

simpsons

                                       .-~~~-, 
                                      (       )
                                    (         )
               -^x^-               (          )
             /~     ~\           (           ) 
            |         |         (           )  
            |         |        (           )   
            |     __ _,       (~~~~-(     )    
           /\/\  (. ).)       `_'_', (   )     
            C       __)       (.( .)-(  )      
            |   /~~~  \      (_      ( )       
            /   \ ~===='    /_____/` D)        
          /`-_   `---'         \     |         
     .__|~-/^\-~|_/_   |^^^^^^^||    |         
    __.         ||/.\  |       |OooooO         
    \           ---. \ |       |      \ _      
   _-    ,`_'_'  .~\  \|__   __|-____  / )     
  <     -(. ).)   > \  ( .\ (. )     \(_/ )    
   ~-       _) \_- ooo @  (_)  @      \(_//.   
  / /_C (-.____)  /((O)/       \     ._/\~_.   
 /   |_\     /   / /\\\\`-----''    _|>o<  |__ 
 |     \ooooO   (  \ \\ \\___/     \ `_'_',  / 
  \     \__-|    \  `)\\-^\\ ^--.  /_(.(.)- _\ 
   \   \ )  |-`--.`--=\-\ /-//_  '  ( c     D\ 
    \_\_)   |-___/   / \ V /.~ \/\\\ (@)___/ ~|
   /        |       /   | |.  /`\\_/\/   /   / 
  /         |      (   C`-'` /  |  \/   (/  /  
 /_________-        \  `C__-~   |  /    (/ /   
      | | |          \__________|  \     (/    
                                               
	YOU'LL NOTE HOMER IS GROPING LISA IN THIS SHOT

#559: BART

Wed, 2001 Jan 3

simpsons

                     /\/\/\/\        
                    /       /        
                   (. (.  )          
DUH I SUCK COCK    (      ]          
                \  /____  /          
                    \     |          
                    /-----\          
                  / /     /  \       
                / \/       \/  \     
              / / /           \  \   
            ((()  /__________\ (/\)))
                   /         \       
                   |    /\    \      
                   ----| |----       
                   |__ |  \__ \      
                  {____|   {___}     
           =======================/  
              (o)           (o)      

#632: FILLING MY SUIT

Sat, 2001 Mar 17

simpsons

                                     _____                       
                               _.--""     ""--._                 
    OPEN THE POD BAY       _.-"                 "-._             
   DOOR PLEASE BART      .F                         Y.           
                       .F                             Y.         
                      /   ..___                 ___..   \        
 AGLHGAHLGAHLGAHLG   F   /   | """""-------""""" |   \   Q       
GHLAGHLGAHLGAHLAH   F   F    (.-"""-.     .-"""-.)    Q   Q      
                   F   F    .'       `. .'       `.    Q   Q     
 HOLY GOD I'M     J   F    /|    o    | |    o    |\    Q   L    
FILLING MY SUIT   |  J     .`.       .' `.       .'.     L  |    
WITH FOAMY POO    |  F    ( " `-...-'(   )'-...-' " )    Q  |    
                  | |      `.    _.-' '-' `-._    .'      | |    
                  Y |        L .'             `. J        | J    
                   L|        Q'                 `F        |J     
                    Q        |                   |        J      
                     L       C                   D       J       
                      \      \  ---...____..---  /     _/        
                       `L .-' `.               .' `-. P          
                        |`L   (|`-.__     __.-'|)   J'|__        
                        |  `-._`-..__"""""__..-'_.-'  |  """..   
            _..--""-..-' `.    `-..__"""""__..-"    .'\       `-.
                                                                 
                                      BMW                        

#864: THE CHALKBOARD

Sun, 2001 Nov 4

chalkboard, simpsons

 _____________________________________________________________ 
| I AM NOT ALLOWED TO FORCIBLY RAPE ROD AND TODD    ^^^^^^^^\ |
| I AM NOT ALLOWED TO FORCIBLY RAPE ROD AND TODD    |       | |
| I AM NOT ALLOWED TO FORCIBLY RAPE ROD AND TODD    |_ __   | |
| I AM NOT ALLOWED TO FORCIBLY RAPE ROD AND TODD    (.(. )  | |
| I AM NOT ALLOWED TO FORCIBLY RAPE ROD AND _       (_      ) |
|                                           \\      /___/' /  |
|                                           _\\_      \    |  |
|                                          ((   )     /====|  |
|                                           \  <.__._-      \ |
|___________________________________________ <//___.         ||

#1253: AKBAR AND JEFF

Thu, 2002 Nov 28

simpsons

   WANNA SUCK                             
   MY COCK ???                            
                                          
      |            DUDE YOU'RE GAY ???    
      |            WHAM WHAM WHAM         
      |            GIVING YOU A GOOD STIFF
      |            FAG BASHING            
                                          
   YOU HURT MY         |                  
   (GAY) FEELINGS      |                  
                       |                  
      |                |                  
      |                |                  
                                          
    .=~\                  /~=.            
  ,'|-~'--__.        .__--'~-|`.          
 /  | ''     \      /     '' |  \         
+   C         |    |         )   +        
    |      --'      '--      |            
    |  l----`        '----|  |            
    |    |              |    |            
   /`----'\            /`----'\           
  /        \          /        \          
 'T~T'/\\ //\        /\\ //\'T~T'         
  | \// \Y/  \      /  \Y/ \\/ |          
  UJJ--------'      '--------UJJ          
   |       |          |       |           
   `---^---'          `---^---'           
    | | | |            | | | |            
    `===`===          ==='==='            

#1384: THE CHALKBOARD II: THE WRATH OF THE CHALKBOARD

Tue, 2003 Apr 8

chalkboard, simpsons

 _____________________________________________________________ 
| I WILL NOT HAVE SEX WITH ANONYMOUS MEN IN TOILETS ^^^^^^^^\ |
| I WILL NOT HAVE SEX WITH ANONYMOUS MEN IN TOILETS |       | |
| I WILL NOT HAVE SEX WITH ANONYMOUS MEN IN TOILETS |_ __   | |
| I WILL NOT HAVE SEX WITH ANONYMOUS MEN IN TOILETS (.(. )  | |
| I WILL NOT HAVE SEX WITH ANONYMOUS MEN IN _       (_      ) |
|                                           \\      /___/' /  |
|                                           _\\_      \    |  |
|                                          ((   )     /====|  |
|                                           \  <.__._-      \ |
|___________________________________________ <//___.         ||

#1397: NOT THE BEST NES GAME

Mon, 2003 Apr 21

simpsons

HEY LOOK! IT'S BART SIMPSON ON THE RUN FROM NAMBLA
THIS IS NOT THE BEST NES GAME I'VE EVER PLAYED    
                                                  
                                                  
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