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#111: DRAWN LIKE SHIT Wed, 1999 Oct 13 simpsons ___ _____ .'/,-Y" "~-. l.Y ^. /\ _\_ I'M DRAWN LIKE SHIT i ___/" "\ | /" "\ o ! l ] o !__./ \ _ _ \.___./ "~\ X \/ \ ___./ ( \ ___. _..--~~" ~`-. ` Z,-- / \ \__. ( / ______) \ l /-----~~" / -Row Y \ / | "x______.^ | \ j Y #493: HOMER IS GROPING LISA Sun, 2000 Oct 29 simpsons .-~~~-, ( ) ( ) -^x^- ( ) /~ ~\ ( ) | | ( ) | | ( ) | __ _, (~~~~-( ) /\/\ (. ).) `_'_', ( ) C __) (.( .)-( ) | /~~~ \ (_ ( ) / \ ~====' /_____/` D) /`-_ `---' \ | .__|~-/^\-~|_/_ |^^^^^^^|| | __. ||/.\ | |OooooO \ ---. \ | | \ _ _- ,`_'_' .~\ \|__ __|-____ / ) < -(. ).) > \ ( .\ (. ) \(_/ ) ~- _) \_- ooo @ (_) @ \(_//. / /_C (-.____) /((O)/ \ ._/\~_. / |_\ / / /\\\\`-----'' _|>o< |__ | \ooooO ( \ \\ \\___/ \ `_'_', / \ \__-| \ `)\\-^\\ ^--. /_(.(.)- _\ \ \ ) |-`--.`--=\-\ /-//_ ' ( c D\ \_\_) |-___/ / \ V /.~ \/\\\ (@)___/ ~| / | / | |. /`\\_/\/ / / / | ( C`-'` / | \/ (/ / /_________- \ `C__-~ | / (/ / | | | \__________| \ (/ YOU'LL NOTE HOMER IS GROPING LISA IN THIS SHOT #559: BART Wed, 2001 Jan 3 simpsons /\/\/\/\ / / (. (. ) DUH I SUCK COCK ( ] \ /____ / \ | /-----\ / / / \ / \/ \/ \ / / / \ \ ((() /__________\ (/\))) / \ | /\ \ ----| |---- |__ | \__ \ {____| {___} =======================/ (o) (o) #632: FILLING MY SUIT Sat, 2001 Mar 17 simpsons _____ _.--"" ""--._ OPEN THE POD BAY _.-" "-._ DOOR PLEASE BART .F Y. .F Y. / ..___ ___.. \ AGLHGAHLGAHLGAHLG F / | """""-------""""" | \ Q GHLAGHLGAHLGAHLAH F F (.-"""-. .-"""-.) Q Q F F .' `. .' `. Q Q HOLY GOD I'M J F /| o | | o |\ Q L FILLING MY SUIT | J .`. .' `. .'. L | WITH FOAMY POO | F ( " `-...-'( )'-...-' " ) Q | | | `. _.-' '-' `-._ .' | | Y | L .' `. J | J L| Q' `F |J Q | | J L C D J \ \ ---...____..--- / _/ `L .-' `. .' `-. P |`L (|`-.__ __.-'|) J'|__ | `-._`-..__"""""__..-'_.-' | """.. _..--""-..-' `. `-..__"""""__..-" .'\ `-. BMW #864: THE CHALKBOARD Sun, 2001 Nov 4 chalkboard, simpsons _____________________________________________________________ | I AM NOT ALLOWED TO FORCIBLY RAPE ROD AND TODD ^^^^^^^^\ | | I AM NOT ALLOWED TO FORCIBLY RAPE ROD AND TODD | | | | I AM NOT ALLOWED TO FORCIBLY RAPE ROD AND TODD |_ __ | | | I AM NOT ALLOWED TO FORCIBLY RAPE ROD AND TODD (.(. ) | | | I AM NOT ALLOWED TO FORCIBLY RAPE ROD AND _ (_ ) | | \\ /___/' / | | _\\_ \ | | | (( ) /====| | | \ <.__._- \ | |___________________________________________ <//___. || #1253: AKBAR AND JEFF Thu, 2002 Nov 28 simpsons WANNA SUCK MY COCK ??? | DUDE YOU'RE GAY ??? | WHAM WHAM WHAM | GIVING YOU A GOOD STIFF | FAG BASHING YOU HURT MY | (GAY) FEELINGS | | | | | | .=~\ /~=. ,'|-~'--__. .__--'~-|`. / | '' \ / '' | \ + C | | ) + | --' '-- | | l----` '----| | | | | | /`----'\ /`----'\ / \ / \ 'T~T'/\\ //\ /\\ //\'T~T' | \// \Y/ \ / \Y/ \\/ | UJJ--------' '--------UJJ | | | | `---^---' `---^---' | | | | | | | | `===`=== ==='===' #1384: THE CHALKBOARD II: THE WRATH OF THE CHALKBOARD Tue, 2003 Apr 8 chalkboard, simpsons _____________________________________________________________ | I WILL NOT HAVE SEX WITH ANONYMOUS MEN IN TOILETS ^^^^^^^^\ | | I WILL NOT HAVE SEX WITH ANONYMOUS MEN IN TOILETS | | | | I WILL NOT HAVE SEX WITH ANONYMOUS MEN IN TOILETS |_ __ | | | I WILL NOT HAVE SEX WITH ANONYMOUS MEN IN TOILETS (.(. ) | | | I WILL NOT HAVE SEX WITH ANONYMOUS MEN IN _ (_ ) | | \\ /___/' / | | _\\_ \ | | | (( ) /====| | | \ <.__._- \ | |___________________________________________ <//___. || #1397: NOT THE BEST NES GAME Mon, 2003 Apr 21 simpsons HEY LOOK! IT'S BART SIMPSON ON THE RUN FROM NAMBLA THIS IS NOT THE BEST NES GAME I'VE EVER PLAYED o '-|-. /\ _____ ("\\ \ | | \ \ | : \") | : | \ | \ | \ | '. | '. |lka ''._ ____|_________________'-..________________

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