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#1369: OSCAR NIGHT

Mon, 2003 Mar 24

iraq, michael moore 

                   I'M MICHAEL MOORE !!!!!!!!!                  
         _.--._     I WON AN OSCAR TONIGHT SO LET ME TELL YOU   
      ,'        `.   ABOUT MY POLITICAL VIEWS UNTIL I GET       
     /   __) __`  \   BOOED OFF STAGE                           
    (   (`-`(-')   )                                            
    /)  \   _  /  (    THEN TAKEN OUTSIDE AND SEVERELY BEATEN   
   /'    )-._.' .  \ ___  WITH THE TROPHY                       
  (  ,--.,    `.)___(___)                                       
   )(   /-.,--'\   _ \X/`   THEN FINALLY TAKEN TO COURT BY A    
  '/ .'/        \ (  Uu")\   COALITION OF CONCERNED CITIZENS AND
    / /          \ `/,-'  )   FORCED TO BATHE REGULARLY         
   ( ^      ,    ,^ )`._.'                                      
    ( `.   Y   .'  )        HURRRRRRR CREME CAKES               
     \  `. )\.'   / )                                           
     )`._.'=='._.' (                                            
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           / |         /   Ojo/VK/FS/ejm

#2055: TSUNAMI THREAT

Mon, 2005 Feb 7

michael moore, tsunami 

   ,(   ,(   ,(   ,(   ,(   ,(   ,(   ,(       
`-'  `-'  `-'  `-'  `-'  `-'  `-'  `-'  `      
                                               
  THERE IS NO TSUNAMI THREAT                   
                                               
  THERE IS NO TSUNAMI THREAT                   
                                               
  YES THERE HAVE BEEN HORRIFIC ACTS OF TSUNAMIS
   AND YES THERE WILL BE ACTS OF TSUNAMIS AGAIN
                                               
  BUT THAT DOES NOT MEAN THAT THERE IS SOME    
   MASSIVE TSUNAMI THREAT

#2136: PUTTING MICHAEL MOORE TO GOOD USE

Fri, 2005 Apr 29

michael moore 

 .-._.--._                                                    
/         /                                                   
-.       |                                                    
  \      |__                                                  
,-'______.-'     WHEN THE WORLD ENDS I'M FINDING MICHAEL MOORE
 '( c-(_)(_)__    BECAUSE I BET HE'LL MAKE A GOOD LIFE RAFT   
   \    .._ . )    WITH TRAINING                              
    \  /   `-'                                                
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    | |=|______                                               
   (_.-.    )  )                                              
        '--''-'  [nabis]

#2157: MICHAEL MOORE ATE AMERICA

Fri, 2005 May 20

michael moore 

/\     __     MICHAEL MOORE *ATE* AMERICA                     
  \ .-':::.    AM I RIGHT FOLKS                               
   \ :::::|\                                                  
  |,\:::'/  \                 GET IT I'M MAKING FUN OF HIM    
  `.:::-'    \                 BECAUSE HE HAS A WEIGHT PROBLEM
    `-.       \         ___                                   
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          `-.-'     / ',''.;;;\                               
               AsH |  ','','.''|                              
                   |\  ' ,',' /'                              
                   `.`-.___.-;'                               
                     `--._.-'

#2401: HURRICANE THREAT

Thu, 2006 Jan 19

hurricane, michael moore, topical 

                                                 
   ,(   ,(   ,(   ,(   ,(   ,(   ,(   ,(         
`-'  `-'  `-'  `-'  `-'  `-'  `-'  `-'  `        
                                                 
  THERE IS NO HURRICANE THREAT                   
                                                 
  THERE IS NO HURRICANE THREAT                   
                                                 
  YES THERE HAVE BEEN HORRIFIC ACTS OF HURRICANES
   AND YES THERE WILL BE ACTS OF HURRICANES AGAIN
                                                 
  BUT THAT DOES NOT MEAN THAT THERE IS SOME      
   MASSIVE HURRICANE THREAT

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