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#703: ZOMBIE

Sun, 2001 May 27

best of, zombie*

NUGGGGGH MUST TONGUE WANGS                       
                           \                     
                                .....            
                               C C  /            
                              /<   /             
               ___ __________/_#__=o             
              /(- /(\_\________   \              
              \ ) \ )_      \o     \             
              /|\ /|\       |'     |             
                            |     _|             
                            /o   __\             
                           / '     |             
                          / /      |             
                         /_/\______|             
                        (   _(    <              
                         \    \    \             
                          \    \    |            
                           \____\____\           
                           ____\_\__\_\          
                         /`   /`     o\          
                         |___ |_______|.. . b'ger

#1126: ZOMBIE BUNNY

Wed, 2002 Jul 24

zombie*

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   (_)`-"---.    |                            
    l   ---.     j   I'M A ZOMBIE BUNNY       
     `---'     ,'                             
         \    f      HUUUUUUUUUUUUUUGGHHGHHHHH
          )   l                               
       __f _   Y     MUST TONGUE WANGS (STILL)
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#1150: ZOMBIE POOH

Sat, 2002 Aug 17

zombie*

           _     _                                   
           /\.--/\     NUGGGGGGGGH                   
           \_ _  \//\                                
         __/o o`     |   MUST STICK WANG IN HONEYPOTS
        (/           |                               
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\  \  /     \     |                                  
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           .-"`   \                                  
jgs        \__,.-'`                                  

#3259: ZOMBIE II: THE RETURN OF THE ZOMBIE

Mon, 2008 May 26

zombie*

                /|      __                           
               / |   ,-~ /                           
              Y :|  //  /                            
              | jj /( .^                             
              >-"~"-v"                               
             /       Y                               
            jo  o    |   NUGGGGGH MUST TONGUE CARROTS
           ( ~T~     j                               
            >._-' _./                                
           /   "~"  |                                
          Y     _,  |                                
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        / l/ ,-"~    \                               
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         Y        /    Y*                            
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         ]\      _\    /"\                           
        (" ~----( ~   Y.  )                          
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~                           

#3693: ZOMBIE MILTON FRIEDMAN

Mon, 2009 Aug 3

zombie*

                  .....                                                  
                 C C  /                                                  
                /<   /     MILTON FRIEDMAN HAS COME BACK FROM THE DEAD   
 ___ __________/_#__=o     TO SHARE HIS VIEWS ON FREEDOM, MONETARY       
/(- /(\_\________   \      POLICY, AND THE PROPER ROLE OF THE FEDERAL    
\ ) \ )_      \o     \     GOVERNMENT VIS A VIS FEDERALISM AND LIBERTY   
/|\ /|\       |'     |                                                   
              |     _|                                                   
              /o   __\                                                   
             / '     |     OH AND TO EAT YOUR BRAINS                     
            / /      |                                                   
           /_/\______|                                                   
          (   _(    <                                                    
           \    \    \                                                   
            \    \    |    ACTUALLY IT'S PROBABLY JUST TO EAT YOUR BRAINS
             \____\____\   FROM THE LOOKS OF HIM                         
             ____\_\__\_\                                                

#4144: ENOUGH WITH THE ZOMBIES

Thu, 2010 Oct 28

zombie*

            ,                                         
        _,-""-._                                      
      ,"        ".                                    
     /    ,-,  ,"\     ENOUGH WITH THE FUCKING ZOMBIES
    "    /   \ | o|     YOU STUPID FUCKING NERDS      
    \    `-o-"  `-',                                  
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         _))))_,                                      
--------(_,-._)))-------------------------------      
n4bis                                                 

#5054: MOB OF THE DEAD

Thu, 2013 Apr 25

call of duty, zombie*

             (()))                                                          
            /|x x|    YOU KNOW WHAT THE CALL OF DUTY SERIES REALLY NEEDS ???
           /\( - )                                                          
   ___.-._/\/         MOBSTERS *AND* ZOMBIES                                
  /=`_'-'-'/  !!                                                            
  |-{-_-_-}     !                                                           
  (-{-_-_-}    !                                                            
   \{_-_-_}   !                                                             
    }-_-_-}                                                                 
    {-_|-_}                                                                 
    {-_|_-}                                                                 
    {_-|-_}                                                                 
    {_-|-_}  ZOT                                                            
____%%@ @%%_______                                                          

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