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#703: ZOMBIE

Sun, 2001 May 27

best of, zombie* 

NUGGGGGH MUST TONGUE WANGS                       
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                         |___ |_______|.. . b'ger

#1126: ZOMBIE BUNNY

Wed, 2002 Jul 24

zombie* 

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#1150: ZOMBIE POOH

Sat, 2002 Aug 17

zombie* 

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         __/o o`     |   MUST STICK WANG IN HONEYPOTS
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#3259: ZOMBIE II: THE RETURN OF THE ZOMBIE

Mon, 2008 May 26

zombie* 

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#3693: ZOMBIE MILTON FRIEDMAN

Mon, 2009 Aug 3

zombie* 

                  .....                                                  
                 C C  /                                                  
                /<   /     MILTON FRIEDMAN HAS COME BACK FROM THE DEAD   
 ___ __________/_#__=o     TO SHARE HIS VIEWS ON FREEDOM, MONETARY       
/(- /(\_\________   \      POLICY, AND THE PROPER ROLE OF THE FEDERAL    
\ ) \ )_      \o     \     GOVERNMENT VIS A VIS FEDERALISM AND LIBERTY   
/|\ /|\       |'     |                                                   
              |     _|                                                   
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             / '     |     OH AND TO EAT YOUR BRAINS                     
            / /      |                                                   
           /_/\______|                                                   
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           \    \    \                                                   
            \    \    |    ACTUALLY IT'S PROBABLY JUST TO EAT YOUR BRAINS
             \____\____\   FROM THE LOOKS OF HIM                         
             ____\_\__\_\

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