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#1831: CASSINI Mon, 2004 Jun 28 cassini, nasa _.oo. _.u[[/;:,. .odMMMMMM' .o888UU[[[/;:-. .o@P^ MMM^ oN88888UU[[[/;::-. dP^ CASSINI TO PEEK UP SATURN'S dNMMNN888UU[[[/;:--. .o@P^ SKIRT, RUN AWAY WHEN THE ,MMMMMMN888UU[[/;::-. o@^ POLICE ARE CALLED NNMMMNN888UU[[[/~.o@P^ 888888888UU[[[/o@^-.. oI8888UU[[[/o@P^:--.. FOLKS WE SHOULD ALL BE GRATEFUL THAT .@^ YUU[[[/o@^;::---.. IT'S SATURN, NOT EARTH, THAT NOW HAS oMP ^/o@P^;:::---.. TO DEAL WITH THE NIGHTMARE OF CASSINI .dMMM .o@^ ^;::---... POTENTIALLY CRASHING INTO IT AND CAUSING dMMMMMMM@^` `^^^^ A NUCLEAR DISASTER THE LIKES OF WHICH WE YMMMUP^ HAVE NEVER KNOWN !!!!!!! ^^ YES I'M AN ANTINUKE ENVIRONMENTALIST AND THEREFORE NOT ONLY NOT VERY KNOWLEDGEABLE BUT RATHER FIXATED ON TILTING AT MY WINDMILLS #2488: CASSINI-HUYGENS Sun, 2006 Apr 16 cassini, nasa ___ ,-`. .-~~ ~~-.,-~ _~ WHY COULDN'T CASSINI JUST WRESTLE WITH SATURN #` `._- WHILE HUYGENS KICKED TITAN'S ASS AND THEN .` _-~. THEY'D BOTH TAKE THEIR LUNCH MONEY AND RUN rwb | _- | BEFORE EITHER OF THEM CAUGHT ON ` _-~ ' . _-~`. _-~ .' ,-' _,-~`-__ __-' ,.-~` . ~~~ #3396: ENCELADUS Fri, 2008 Oct 10 cassini, nasa ___ ,-`. .-~~ ~~-.,-~ _~ #` `._- .` _-~. CASSINI FLIES WITHIN 25 KILOMETERS OF ENCELADUS | _- | rwb ` _-~ ' . _-~`. _-~ .' ENCELADUS DECLARES WAR ,-' _,-~`-__ __-' ,.-~` . ~~~ #4183: ARSENIC-BASED BORINGNESS Mon, 2010 Dec 6 nasa _.-"""-._ _ / (#\ \ _.-"""-._ .nNNNNNn: \#) : / (#\ \_.-"""-._/NNNNN(#\N\ / : \#) |.:|||:.|NNNNNNN\#)N"-.___.-" \ /|||||(#\|\NNNNNNNNN/ "-.___.-"||||||\#)||"*NNNNN*" JESUS CHRIST GUYS IT'S JUST SHIT WITH \|||||||||/ MOST PHOSPHOROUS REPLACED WITH ARSENIC `":|||:"' .-" "-. .' (#\ `. THIS DOESN'T EVEN MAKE THE TOP 100 : \#) : JERKABLE SCIENCE HEADLINES LIST `. .' "-...-" Ojosh!ro #4543: GOODBYE CURIOSITY Thu, 2011 Dec 1 nasa _____ / '`-._ | -. \ NO I DO NOT CARE ABOUT THOSE _.,--. '----- | / CRAPPY MARS ROVERS AND THEN ONE ,-'' `. / ,' HAS BEEN PUT DOWN LIKE OLD YELLER /' _--\ | ___ | / | ' | |,.''' ''--:_ GET THIS THROUGH YOUR HEAD, NASA: | ,' \ | ,--.. `. \____/ /' _( '. '\ NOBODY GIVES A SHIT ABOUT YOUR / /' '-. . ____ GODDAMN SPACE SHIT NASA | | \ O,-' '\ | `\ , | NOT EVEN ME AND I WAS THE LAST \ | \. O / _/ FUCKING ONE IN THE COUNTRY __\,.\ `-'''\__,. -' | | _,.-=. ,/ VJ `.____,' \ _,-' (NOTE: THE ACCOMPANYING ASCII ART '--------' IS NOT RELATED BUT WHO'D NOTICE ANYWAY) #4594: THE NASA UNICORN Sat, 2012 Jan 21 nasa \. \'. ;. \ '. ,--''-.~-~-'-, \,-' ,-. '.~-~-~~, BELIEVE IN ME AND I WILL ,-' (###) \-~'~=-. TAKE YOU ON A MISSION TO MARS _,-' '-' \=~-"~~', /o \~-""~=-, \__ \=-,~"-~, """===-----. \~=-"~-. \ \*=~-" rs \ "=====---- \ \ #4760: LOST TOOLBAGS Thu, 2012 Jul 5 nasa, topical ________________________ | | | o o o | | o= o. .. | OH SHIT THEY'RE ABOUT TO PUT A WOMAN IN | . : . \\. | COMMAND OF THE INTERNATIONAL SPACE STATION | o . o . . oo | | o-.\//. :o. | | ,,, o'\o. o . =o | | "o0". o .=o\_//o o | | ' -," \ / o | | ,` -. | | | |/\/| \\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\| | / , `-, {\/} \ | | '-, \,-' /0o\-_/; | | / \ \ \''/:::: | THIS IS GOING TO MEAN A LOT MORE | '"|^\"` '-==::::; | LOST TOOLBAGS IN LOW EARTH ORBIT | d d || || Na| """""""""""""""""""""""" #4806: CURIOSITY Mon, 2012 Aug 20 nasa, topical . . * . . . . * . . . . . . . . o . . . . . . 0 . . . , , , . \ . . . \ , . o . . . . . \ , . . #\##\# . . . # #O##\### . . . #*# #\##\### . , . ##*# #\##\## . . . ##*# #o##\# . , . . *# #\# . . . , \ . . ____^/\___^--____/\____O______________/\/\---/\___________---______________ /\^ ^ ^ ^ ^^ ^ '\ ^ ^ --- -- - -- - - --- __ ^ -- __ ___-- ^ ^ -- __ RC FOLKS WE JUST LANDED A PROBE ON MARS !!!!!! ISN'T THAT EXCITING ?!?!?! I GUESS IT WOULD BE IF WE HADN'T DONE IT AT LEAST FIVE TIMES BEFORE BUT IT'S A ***DIFFERENT*** PROBE AND WE DID IT ***DIFFERENTLY*** !!!11 DIARRHEA

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