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#1831: CASSINI

Mon, 2004 Jun 28

cassini, nasa 

                                         _.oo.                          
                 _.u[[/;:,.         .odMMMMMM'                          
              .o888UU[[[/;:-.  .o@P^    MMM^                            
             oN88888UU[[[/;::-.        dP^   CASSINI TO PEEK UP SATURN'S
            dNMMNN888UU[[[/;:--.   .o@P^   SKIRT, RUN AWAY WHEN THE     
           ,MMMMMMN888UU[[/;::-. o@^     POLICE ARE CALLED              
           NNMMMNN888UU[[[/~.o@P^                                       
           888888888UU[[[/o@^-..                                        
          oI8888UU[[[/o@P^:--..   FOLKS WE SHOULD ALL BE GRATEFUL THAT  
       .@^  YUU[[[/o@^;::---..   IT'S SATURN, NOT EARTH, THAT NOW HAS   
     oMP     ^/o@P^;:::---..    TO DEAL WITH THE NIGHTMARE OF CASSINI   
  .dMMM    .o@^ ^;::---...    POTENTIALLY CRASHING INTO IT AND CAUSING  
 dMMMMMMM@^`       `^^^^    A NUCLEAR DISASTER THE LIKES OF WHICH WE    
YMMMUP^                   HAVE NEVER KNOWN !!!!!!!                      
 ^^                                                                     
                                                                        
                     YES I'M AN ANTINUKE ENVIRONMENTALIST AND THEREFORE 
                   NOT ONLY NOT VERY KNOWLEDGEABLE BUT RATHER FIXATED   
                 ON TILTING AT MY WINDMILLS

#2488: CASSINI-HUYGENS

Sun, 2006 Apr 16

cassini, nasa 

             ___       ,-`.                                                
         .-~~   ~~-.,-~ _~    WHY COULDN'T CASSINI JUST WRESTLE WITH SATURN
       #`           `._-     WHILE HUYGENS KICKED TITAN'S ASS AND THEN     
      .`           _-~.     THEY'D BOTH TAKE THEIR LUNCH MONEY AND RUN     
  rwb |          _-   |    BEFORE EITHER OF THEM CAUGHT ON                 
      `       _-~     '                                                    
  . _-~`. _-~       .'                                                     
 ,-' _,-~`-__   __-'                                                       
,.-~`   .    ~~~

#3396: ENCELADUS

Fri, 2008 Oct 10

cassini, nasa 

             ___       ,-`.                                               
         .-~~   ~~-.,-~ _~                                                
       #`           `._-                                                  
      .`           _-~.    CASSINI FLIES WITHIN 25 KILOMETERS OF ENCELADUS
      |          _-   |                                                   
  rwb `       _-~     '                                                   
  . _-~`. _-~       .'     ENCELADUS DECLARES WAR                         
 ,-' _,-~`-__   __-'                                                      
,.-~`   .    ~~~

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