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#1230: GNUTELLA

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gnutella, p2p 

                                                         
     ()()()()()()()()     I'M A GUNTELLA PIONEER !!!!    
    ()()()()()()()()((    I'M A DE FACTO SPOKESPERSON FOR
   /              )()((   THE P2P INDUSTRY !!!!!         
  |   _        ()()_()                                   
  ( _|__\         (_ \    OH MY GOD IT'S NOT SCALABLE OH 
   )  @/            )|    JESUS WHAT WILL I DO           
  /   (    __)     ) /                                   
 /     \           _/ )   GHLAGHLAGHHGAA SWALLOWING A GUN
(_.,)\              ())   AND TAKING THE EASY WAY OUT    
   )_            (   |                                   
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   ( '  /   ( __/                                        
   /      ___)                                           
   \___---'|                                             
            \    gol

#1364: SADLY IMMORTALIZED

Wed, 2003 Mar 19

p2p, tomb raider 

LARA CROFT DIE ALREADY                                    
YOU'RE DEAD, YOU HEAR ME??? DEAD!!!                       
AND THE VIDEO OF ME BEATING OFF TO THE FIRST GAME HAS BEEN
SADLY IMMORTALIZED THROUGH THE POWER OF P2P FILE-SHARING  
                                                          
DAMMIT I HATE YOU DAD                                     
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#2305: CHAMPAGNE SUPERNOVA

Sat, 2005 Oct 15

p2p, porn 

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`._ ,                           LOOK I REALLY DON'T HAVE ANYTHING         
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    \ `-,.                        (IN FACT I'VE NEVER HEARD IT OR ANYTHING
   .'o .  `.[]           o         BY THEM)                               
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 :               :     (-~.)    BUT SO HELP ME GOD IF THAT SONG TITLE     
  `             '       `|'      KEEPS INTERFERING WITH MY P2P SEARCHES   
   `           '         |        FOR BLACK PORN STARS I'M DECLARING WAR  
    `-.     .-'          |         ON BRITAIN                             
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#3082: HELPFUL ADVICE

Sat, 2007 Dec 1

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