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#1323: DUMB TAX

Thu, 2003 Feb 6

lottery, tax

     I'M COLLECTING THE DUMB TAX
                                
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gnv |\_\   |\_\       /,-.\     

#1828: GAUSSIAN BLUR

Fri, 2004 Jun 25

macintosh, tax

I DID MY TAXES IN ADOBE PHOTOSHOP THIS YEAR                  
YES WE MACINTOSH USERS MUST EVEN DO OUR TAXES                
WITH IMPECCABLE STYLE!!! THIS WAY AT LEAST WHEN I GET        
AUDITED THEY'LL APPRECIATE MY USE OF GAUSSIAN BLUR ON LINE 42
                                                             
                                                             
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#3341: THE ART OF WAR II

Sat, 2008 Aug 16

tax

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      /| J   L   HEY FOLKS GET READY FOR THE ART OF WAR II
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         .oO()       MAYBE HE SHOULD HAVE PAID HIS TAXES  

#3517: BONER PART III

Sun, 2009 Feb 8

am i right, boner*, tax, topical

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       /l\/j\  (]    .  O        AM I RIGHT FOLKS ?!?!?!?!?!?!?       
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#3523: NO TAXATION WITHOUT

Sat, 2009 Feb 14

tax

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        BACON             

#3873: PRORATE

Sat, 2010 Jan 30

tax

    IF I HAVE A KID ON DECEMBER 31ST        
                                            
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   CAN I LIST THEM ON MY 1040 OR DO I       
        HAVE TO PRORATE THEM ??             

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