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#65: L

Sat, 1999 Aug 28

figlet, pokemon

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#720: YOU TELL 'EM SQUIRTLE

Wed, 2001 Jun 13

pokemon, squirtle

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DUDE PIKACHU TAKES IT UP THE ASS
        THAT DUMB FAGGOT        

#1001: THE FIRST STEP

Thu, 2002 Mar 21

pokemon

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#4014: THE MISSING POKEMON

Sun, 2010 Jun 20

pokemon

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#4679: POKEMON RAGE

Sun, 2012 Apr 15

pokemon

                                   POKEMON RAGE !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
                                                               
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#5294: FOR OBVIOUS REASONS

Sat, 2013 Dec 21

pokemon, squirtle

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 Amw  >______)   /_/\/\_\                                 

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