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#3121: WAKE UP SHEEPLE

Wed, 2008 Jan 9

facebook, figlet, original

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O           o   o  O    o   O    O             o       O O     `O
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O     O     O O      o  O   O    o             O       O o       
`o   O o   O' o      O  o    o   O             `o     Oo O       
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tQn                                                              
                   FACEBOOK IS RUN BY THE CIA                    

#3465: FACEBOOK

Thu, 2008 Dec 18

facebook

     ,-._.-.                               
    /_,._,._\    DEAR EVERYONE ON FACEBOOK:
    \`-._.' /      SHUT THE FUCK UP ALREADY
hjw  \_____/                               

#3593: FROM THE REVERSE ANGLE

Sat, 2009 Apr 25

facebook

                                          .-.  .-.                      
  ,                    _.._     _         \  \ |  L                     
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|  `.              /   ( `._.-.    ',__    |  Y  /                      
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  //      _-'``                 `.   __  `'    /                        
 ||   _..;_                       '.<@>\   <,  \>                       
 \\__/                   |         _.-'`       /                        
  `-/                 _   \    `--'     <-""";`                         
   /                   `.  `.          _..._,'                          
  |      |               \   `-._   _.'                                 
  |      \      /         \      `';\                                   
  |       \    /           \     -` /   OKAY LET'S APPROACH THIS FROM   
   \       |   |            `"\"`   |   THE REVERSE ANGLE:              
    \       \  \       -.     /      \                                  
     `._     |-.>,       `\_,-|       \   WHICH FACEBOOK FRIENDS AM I   
       |`-.  /    `>-._    \  `.__     |  *NOT* GOING TO HIDE EVENTS FOR
       \     |    /    \   /      )   /                                 
        `-.  `-._< sk  >   \     /   <                                  
          :_     \\   (     )    \    |                                 
            |   __)\   `'._/      `''`                                  
            `'-'\   \                                                   
                 `'-'                                                   

#3650: SOLIDARITY BY ICON

Sun, 2009 Jun 21

facebook, iran, topical

      ______                                                             
     |      |\                                                           
     |      |__\      I'M PRETTY SURE THAT CHANGING MY FACEBOOK          
     |       ---       ICON WILL SHOW MY SOLIDTARITY WITH THE IRANIAN    
     |     /   # \      PEOPLE IN THEIR TIME OF CRISIS                   
     |    |       |                                                      
     |     \     /     SINCE CLEARLY THAT'S HOW ALL REVOLUTIONS STARTED: 
     |       ---|\\     PEOPLE CHANGING THEIR ICONS ON SOCIAL MEDIA SITES
gpyy |__________|  \\                                                    

#3662: WHICH ARE YOU

Fri, 2009 Jul 3

facebook

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 / #      \                                                        
|          |                                                       
 \        /    hjw                                                 
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  `._,._,'   hjw                                                   
                                                                   
   _      _                 BE SURE TO TAKE THE LATEST             
  <_\    /")                 "WHICH BORING BULLSHIT THING ARE YOU?"
  ,--\,-(=(                   QUIZ ON FACEBOOK                     
 / #     )=)                                                       
(       (_/)                    ONLY 70,000 MORE QUIZZES TO GO     
 \        /                                                        
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                hjw                                                
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  `._,._,'     hjw                                                 

#3845: MATURE VIP SINGLES

Sat, 2010 Jan 2

facebook

                                                                
                        `/\                                     
                    ____/ /   OKAY FACEBOOK THE MORE YOU SHOW ME
     _             / ___ \     ADS FOR "MATURE VIP SINGLES"     
     \\_!_________(_/_/ \ \     THE MORE DEPRESSED I GET        
     <#|=====|______ / /__/                                     
    / C|=====|---' \__/                                         
   /   |-|-|~                                                   
  /    /---'                                                    
 /    /                                                         
|_____|     jiri                                                
                                                                
                                                                

#4050: FACEBOOK PAGE

Mon, 2010 Jul 26

facebook

         (>,                                      
     ,<)oo |\     FUCK FAGGOTS.                   
    / 88 "}| \                                    
   | `., ., ,'    YOU AND 42,359 OTHERS LIKE THIS.
    `-.'`')'                                      
       ) /        [UNLIKE] [COMMENT]              
      / (__,_                                     
     |   (-,/                                     
   .'    ) /                                      
    `._,\ '`-                                     
        `\                                        
        -`'                                       
                                                  
--  - -        ---   VK/ejm                       

#4076: DR. PEPPER

Sat, 2010 Aug 21

facebook

        __                                                           
       /                                                             
   -==/-                                                             
  |     |                                                            
  |   ./|   DEAR FACEBOOK,                                           
  | ./  |                                                            
  |/  \ |                                                            
  |  \<>|                                                            
  |/<>' |   NO I AM NOT INTERESTED IN ANY FUCKING PEPSI TODAY OR EVER
  |\/ ./|                                                            
  | ./  |                                                            
  |/    |                                                            
  |     |   SIGNED, FUCK YOU                                         
  |     |                                                            
  `-,,,-'                                                            
kol                                                                  

#4086: FACEBOOK PRIVACY

Tue, 2010 Aug 31

eve online, facebook

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___|_____|_____|_____|_____|_____|_____|_____|_____|_____|_____|_____|_____|_
|_____|_____|_____|_____|_____|_____|_____|_____|_____|_____|_____|_____|____
___|_____|_____|_____|_____|_____|_____|_____|_____|_____|_____|_____|_____|_
|_____|_____|_____|_____|_____|_____|_____|_____|_____|_____|_____|_____|____
___|_____|_____|_____|_____|_____|_____|_____|_____|_____|_____|_____|_____|_
DF+tQn                                                                       
                                                                             
       FIDDLING WITH FACEBOOK'S PRIVACY SETTINGS                             
       IS SORT OF LIKE PLAYING EVE ONLINE:                                   
                                                                             
       DEALING WITH FUCKLOADS OF SPREADSHEETS AND NOT REMOTELY FUN           

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