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#3121: WAKE UP SHEEPLE

Wed, 2008 Jan 9

facebook, figlet, original

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tQn                                                              
                   FACEBOOK IS RUN BY THE CIA                    

#3465: FACEBOOK

Thu, 2008 Dec 18

facebook

     ,-._.-.                               
    /_,._,._\    DEAR EVERYONE ON FACEBOOK:
    \`-._.' /      SHUT THE FUCK UP ALREADY
hjw  \_____/                               

#3593: FROM THE REVERSE ANGLE

Sat, 2009 Apr 25

facebook

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   \       |   |            `"\"`   |   THE REVERSE ANGLE:              
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#3650: SOLIDARITY BY ICON

Sun, 2009 Jun 21

facebook, iran, topical

      ______                                                             
     |      |\                                                           
     |      |__\      I'M PRETTY SURE THAT CHANGING MY FACEBOOK          
     |       ---       ICON WILL SHOW MY SOLIDTARITY WITH THE IRANIAN    
     |     /   # \      PEOPLE IN THEIR TIME OF CRISIS                   
     |    |       |                                                      
     |     \     /     SINCE CLEARLY THAT'S HOW ALL REVOLUTIONS STARTED: 
     |       ---|\\     PEOPLE CHANGING THEIR ICONS ON SOCIAL MEDIA SITES
gpyy |__________|  \\                                                    

#3662: WHICH ARE YOU

Fri, 2009 Jul 3

facebook

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#3845: MATURE VIP SINGLES

Sat, 2010 Jan 2

facebook

                                                                
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                    ____/ /   OKAY FACEBOOK THE MORE YOU SHOW ME
     _             / ___ \     ADS FOR "MATURE VIP SINGLES"     
     \\_!_________(_/_/ \ \     THE MORE DEPRESSED I GET        
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|_____|     jiri                                                
                                                                
                                                                

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