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#2733: PAGING ARIA GIOVANNI

Sun, 2006 Dec 17

aria giovanni 

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     (/^\)                             
     (\ /)    WILL SOMEONE PLEASE STUFF
     .-'-.     A DICK IN ARIA GIOVANNI 
    /(_I_)\     OR SEND HER HOME       
    \\) (//                            
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jgs   /Y\

#2999: WITH ALL DUE RESPECT TO THE HOT BOX

Sun, 2007 Sep 9

aria giovanni 

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#3047: VERONIKA ZEMANOVA

Sat, 2007 Oct 27

aria giovanni 

      .-.                                                                
     (/^\)     VERONIKA ZEMANOVA QUIT THE BUSINESS ?!?!?!?!?             
     (\ /)                                                               
     .-'-.     THE DAY MY BONER DIED                                     
    /(_I_)\                                                              
    \\) (//    BUT THEN AGAIN ONCE YOU FIGURE OUT THEY'LL NEVER          
     /   \     DO HARDCORE THEY KIND OF BECOME IRRELEVANT                
     \ | /                                                               
      \|/      LIKE IF YOU SAW THEM IN A CROWD THEY'D BE ALL FUZZY       
      /|\      AND UNCLEAR AND YOU'D NOT RECOGNIZE THEM                  
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jgs   /Y\      FORTUNATELY MOST MODELS ARE STUPID WHORES WHO ARE BROKE   
               SO THEY USUALLY GO HARDCORE EVENTUALLY                    
                                                                         
               BUT FOR THOSE "PRINCIPLED" ONES THEY GET BORING MUY RAPIDO
                                                                         
               YES ARIA GIOVANNI I'M TALKING TO YOU

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