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#170: COCK
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c o c k
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#407: TRILOBITE
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#525: LAME
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GET IT ?!?!?! THE GUY IS WAITING FOR THE MACHINE AND HE'S A SKELETON
BECAUSE HE DIED AND DECAYED HE WAS WAITING SO LONG !!!! STILL DON'T
GET IT ??? HERE LET ME DRAW A DIAGRAM :::
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#649: DNA DOESN'T LIE
original
CGTCAGTCAGTCATGCATGCATGCATGC
CACAGTCAGTCATGCATGCATGCATGCA
CATGCATGCAGTCAGTCATGCAGTCATG
CAGTCTGATICHAVEAAIDSTGCATGCA
ACGTCATGCAGTCATGCATGCATGCAGT
CACAGTCAGTCATGCATGCATGACGTAC
CAGTCAGTCAGTCAGTCATGCATGCATG
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#1030: CIRCLE
original
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I AM A CIRCLE
THE SEXIST OF ALL THE MOTHERFUCKING GEOMETRICAL FIGURES
THAT'S RIGHT BITCH GAZE UPON ME AND DESPAIR
OH CHRIST I DON'T HAVE ANY APPENDAGES TO TURN LIGHTSWITCHES
ON AND OFF OR GET MYSELF A SANDWICH
HURRRRRRRRRRRRR EXTINCT
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#1051: FINALLY
original
CHECK OUT MY COOL BUNNY EAR PAJAMAS !!!
AND MY COOL FUNNY LOOKING HAIR AND MY
PORTLY STATURE !!!!!! NOT TO MENTION MY
MOUTH WHICH NEVER SHUTS !!!!!!!!!1111!!
AGGLE DAGGLE GURGLE HUHHHHHHHHHHHHH
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FINALLY
NO MORE HEP KITTEN
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#1333: SUNDIAL
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#1449: A ROSE FOR THEE
original
A ROSE FOR THEE
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OKAY FIRST OFF IT'S COMMON KNOWLEDGE THAT THE HEAD OF THE ROSE
IS BETTER REPRESENTED WITH A @
FURTHERMORE EVERYONE -- AND I MEAN EVERYONE -- KNOWS THAT THE
THORNS LOOK FAR BETTER AS { INSTEAD OF <
P.S. WE HAVE NO LIVES
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#1567: A LETTER TO M.C. LYTE
aaliyah, original
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DEAR M.C. LYTE
ALL THE REST OF US ON EARTH WANT TO SAY
HELLO TO YOU IN HEAVEN
WE KNOW THAT YOUR TIME HERE WAS SHORT
BUT WE HOPE YOU'RE IN A BETTER PLACE NOW
SAY HELLO TO AALIYAH
WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU MEAN YOU'RE NOT DEAD
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#1571: BORN AGAIN, BEAT AGAIN
original
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#1596: A MESSAGE FROM SIGMA DRACONIS
friends, original
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LOOSELY TRANSLATED IT READS:
PEOPLE OF EARTH !!!!!
IF YOU DO NOT SUMMARILY
EXECUTE THE CAST, CREW,
PRODUCERS, AND FANS OF
THE TELEVISION SHOW FRIENDS
WE WILL HAVE NO CHOICE BUT
TO BOIL YOUR PLANET TO VAPOR
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#1600: MY BLOG
blog, original
FOLKS CHECK OUT MY BLOG
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#1763: FLEA REMINISCING ON THE SHIELD
original
YOUR DICK IN MY ASS MEANS YOU'RE GAY
MY DICK IN YOUR MOUTH MEANS YOU'RE REALLY GAY
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#1799: THE ENCHANTED CHALICE
atari, original
I'M THE SQUARE FROM ADVENTURE
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#1944: THE REGISTER
original
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]88b UNTALENTED! FUCKERS! DO! THIS!
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#1952: FUN FACT
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#1953: SIDEWAYS CAT POO COILED UP ON A PLATE WITH STEAM RISING
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#2303: CONSPIRACY DUCK: COMMENTS
conspiracy duck*, logo, original
# I'M A COMMENT
// I'M A COMMENT TOO
/* WE NEVER LANDED ON THE MOON */
(* THE HOLOCAUST WAS FAKED *)
<!-- ANAL HURTS MORE THAN FACIAL -->
REM THE GOVERNMENT IS RUN BY REPTILIAN ALIENS
' THE 9/11 ATTACKS WERE A TRICK TO TAKE AWAY OUR LIBERTIES
; ALIENS CREATED THE PYRAMIDS NOT THE EGYPTIANS
~ HITLER'S CLONES ARE ALIVE AND WELL IN COLD STORAGE IN BAVARIA
o< SEE AS A SOFTWARE ENGINEER I JUST PUT MY CONSPIRACY THEORIES IN
COMMENTS IN THE CODE I'M WRITING AS WORK FOR HIRE !!! THAT WAY
THEY WILL NEVER DIE
BY THE WAY THE LAST COMMENT IS FOR LOGO !!!!
REPEAT 4 [FORWARD 10 FUCK OFF]
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#2391: WHICH DRAGON FROM ADVENTURE
atari, original
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######## #### ADVENTURE WHICH ONE WOULD YOU BE
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###### A PUSSY
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#2459: BEST DOT COM IDEA EVER
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#2708: SEXCHART
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THAT TRAINCAR FULL OF MIDGETS, A RUN DOWN '57 BUICK, AND A FLASHLIGHT
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#2825: WP:TOILET
original, wikipedia
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figlet, original
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