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#170: COCK
original, simple
c o c k
8--------------------------------------------------------->
tQn
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#407: TRILOBITE
original, simple
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#525: LAME
figlet, original
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--------------------------------- 8 || (=====*======) //
8 V * V
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\ ########################### \ / ! \ _ * __ / | \
\ +++++++++++++++++++++++++++ \ ! ! ! (__/ \__) ! ! !
\ ++++++++++++++++++++++++++++ \ 0 \ \V/ / 0
\________________________________\ () \o o/ ()
********************************* () ()
EW
GET IT ?!?!?! THE GUY IS WAITING FOR THE MACHINE AND HE'S A SKELETON
BECAUSE HE DIED AND DECAYED HE WAS WAITING SO LONG !!!! STILL DON'T
GET IT ??? HERE LET ME DRAW A DIAGRAM :::
_ _ __ __ _____
_____________________________|\ | | / \ | \/ | ____|
| \ | | / _ \ | |\/| | _|
|_____________________________ / | |___ / ___ \| | | | |___
|/ |_____/_/ \_\_| |_|_____|
tQn
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#649: DNA DOESN'T LIE
original
CGTCAGTCAGTCATGCATGCATGCATGC
CACAGTCAGTCATGCATGCATGCATGCA
CATGCATGCAGTCAGTCATGCAGTCATG
CAGTCTGATICHAVEAAIDSTGCATGCA
ACGTCATGCAGTCATGCATGCATGCAGT
CACAGTCAGTCATGCATGCATGACGTAC
CAGTCAGTCAGTCAGTCATGCATGCATG
tQn
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#1030: CIRCLE
jave, original
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'-._ _,-'
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I AM A CIRCLE
THE SEXIST OF ALL THE MOTHERFUCKING GEOMETRICAL FIGURES
THAT'S RIGHT BITCH GAZE UPON ME AND DESPAIR
OH CHRIST I DON'T HAVE ANY APPENDAGES TO TURN LIGHTSWITCHES
ON AND OFF OR GET MYSELF A SANDWICH
HURRRRRRRRRRRRR EXTINCT
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#1051: FINALLY
original
CHECK OUT MY COOL BUNNY EAR PAJAMAS !!!
AND MY COOL FUNNY LOOKING HAIR AND MY
PORTLY STATURE !!!!!! NOT TO MENTION MY
MOUTH WHICH NEVER SHUTS !!!!!!!!!1111!!
AGGLE DAGGLE GURGLE HUHHHHHHHHHHHHH
|\ CHOP _,,,---,,_
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'---'' . , (_/--' `-'\_) tQn
FINALLY
NO MORE HEP KITTEN
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#1270: A POLITICALLY-ORIENTED MESSAGE FROM A FLEA
flea*, iraq, original, simple
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#1333: SUNDIAL
original, word
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#1449: A ROSE FOR THEE
original, simple
A ROSE FOR THEE
-------<-------<-------% tQn
OKAY FIRST OFF IT'S COMMON KNOWLEDGE THAT THE HEAD OF THE ROSE
IS BETTER REPRESENTED WITH A @
FURTHERMORE EVERYONE -- AND I MEAN EVERYONE -- KNOWS THAT THE
THORNS LOOK FAR BETTER AS { INSTEAD OF <
P.S. WE HAVE NO LIVES
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#1527: A VERY IMPORTANT MESSAGE FROM A FLEA
flea*, original, simple
. --- REJOICE !!! FOR HENCEFORTH YOU SHALL BE PERFECT
tQn
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#1567: A LETTER TO M.C. LYTE
aaliyah, jave, original
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DEAR M.C. LYTE
ALL THE REST OF US ON EARTH WANT TO SAY
HELLO TO YOU IN HEAVEN
WE KNOW THAT YOUR TIME HERE WAS SHORT
BUT WE HOPE YOU'RE IN A BETTER PLACE NOW
SAY HELLO TO AALIYAH
WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU MEAN YOU'RE NOT DEAD
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#1571: BORN AGAIN, BEAT AGAIN
aria giovanni, jave, original
/ -.
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/ _____ |/ '. ` OF ME LIKE ALL
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#1596: A MESSAGE FROM SIGMA DRACONIS
friends, jave, original
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LOOSELY TRANSLATED IT READS:
PEOPLE OF EARTH !!!!!
IF YOU DO NOT SUMMARILY
EXECUTE THE CAST, CREW,
PRODUCERS, AND FANS OF
THE TELEVISION SHOW FRIENDS
WE WILL HAVE NO CHOICE BUT
TO BOIL YOUR PLANET TO VAPOR
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#1600: MY BLOG
blog, jave, original
FOLKS CHECK OUT MY BLOG
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#1754: MIRROR, MIRROR
figlet, original
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tQn
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#1763: FLEA REMINISCING ON THE SHIELD
flea*, original, shield, simple
YOUR DICK IN MY ASS MEANS YOU'RE GAY
MY DICK IN YOUR MOUTH MEANS YOU'RE REALLY GAY
/
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tQn
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#1799: THE ENCHANTED CHALICE
adventure, atari, original
I'M THE SQUARE FROM ADVENTURE
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tQn
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#1944: THE REGISTER
original
,o.
888.
Y88b YAHOO! STORY! OR! NOT!
]88b
]88b I! STILL! HATE! IT! WHEN! YOU!
]88b UNTALENTED! FUCKERS! DO! THIS!
]88b
]88b GET! SOME! REAL! JOURNALISTIC! INTEGRITY!
`888 YOU! USELESS! TOOLS!
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tQn YPP
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#1952: FUN FACT
original
O
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tQn
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#1953: SIDEWAYS CAT POO COILED UP ON A PLATE WITH STEAM RISING
original, simple
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#2000: TIC-TAC-TOE IN C#
original
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X | O | X
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---+---+--- DUDE CHECK IT OUT !!!!! HERE'S MY TEXT-BASED
| | SINGLE-PLAYER TIC-TAC-TOE GAME WRITTEN IN C# !!!!!!!!
O | O | X
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---+---+---
| | 150 MB DOWNLOAD
X | X | O
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tQn
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#2100: COMMENTARY ON ROBERT BLAKE BY A FLEA
flea*, original, simple
THE ROBERT BLAKE I CAME TO KNOW AND TRUST
FROM MONEY TRAIN WOULD NEVER HURT ANYONE
/
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tQn
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#2283: RETRIBUTION
jave, original
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I TITLE THIS ONE: RETRIBUTION
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#2303: CONSPIRACY DUCK: COMMENTS
conspiracy duck*, logo, original
# I'M A COMMENT
// I'M A COMMENT TOO
/* WE NEVER LANDED ON THE MOON */
(* THE HOLOCAUST WAS FAKED *)
<!-- ANAL HURTS MORE THAN FACIAL -->
REM THE GOVERNMENT IS RUN BY REPTILIAN ALIENS
' THE 9/11 ATTACKS WERE A TRICK TO TAKE AWAY OUR LIBERTIES
; ALIENS CREATED THE PYRAMIDS NOT THE EGYPTIANS
~ HITLER'S CLONES ARE ALIVE AND WELL IN COLD STORAGE IN BAVARIA
o< SEE AS A SOFTWARE ENGINEER I JUST PUT MY CONSPIRACY THEORIES IN
COMMENTS IN THE CODE I'M WRITING AS WORK FOR HIRE !!! THAT WAY
THEY WILL NEVER DIE
BY THE WAY THE LAST COMMENT IS FOR LOGO !!!!
REPEAT 4 [FORWARD 10 FUCK OFF]
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#2391: WHICH DRAGON FROM ADVENTURE
adventure, atari, original
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######## #### ADVENTURE WHICH ONE WOULD YOU BE
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############## [ ] YORGLE, THE YELLOW DRAGON WHO IS SLOW
###### AND SCARED OF YELLOW KEYS BECAUSE HE'S
###### A PUSSY
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## [ ] GRUNDLE, THE STUPID FAGGOT WITH THE
## MAGNET FETISH
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#2459: BEST DOT COM IDEA EVER
figlet, original
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#2637: MASTURBATION HACKS
jave, original
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#2693: FOR HER PLEASURE
jave, original
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#2708: SEXCHART
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||`-. | cravf | wrjflevpx | .-'| ||.-- sng | | | `-|--|-- cnrqbfl |
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`-|-|-. | |`----|--. pybhq ---|---.||||.-- znznf | | | | |
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IT'S MY OWN SEX CHART INCLUDING MOM, A GOAT, THAT CHICK WITH THE LIMP,
THAT TRAINCAR FULL OF MIDGETS, A RUN DOWN '57 BUICK, AND A FLASHLIGHT
OKAY I'M LYING
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#2825: WP:TOILET
original, wikipedia
.-.
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||| IT DOESN'T EVEN ALWAYS WORK
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#2909: MARGARITAS
original
MARGARITAS FOR EVERYONE !!!!!!!
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#3121: WAKE UP SHEEPLE
facebook, figlet, original
o `O Oo `o O o.OOoOoo O o OooOOo.
O o o O o O O o O O `O
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`oooO' o O ooOooOoO ooOooOoO o' OOoOooO ooOooOoO
tQn
FACEBOOK IS RUN BY THE CIA
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#3268: SMILEYS
original
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#3395: NEWTON'S CRADLE
isaac newton, original, simple
o ooooo NEWTON'S CRADLE
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IF YOU LOOK CLOSELY YOU'LL NOTICE THAT
THIS ASCII ART IS A PORTRAIT OF MUHAMMAD
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#3656: YOUR CHOICE
original
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#3669: RUBY ON RAILS
original
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11000110111 RUBY ON RAILS ???
010101101110 MORE LIKE SUCKING ON DICKS
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#3759: TENSOR PRODUCT
original, simple, tensor
(X) - I'M A TENSOR PRODUCT !!!!!! EXPAND MY INDICES AND FUCK MY BROWN ASS
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#3777: POOR ROOMBA
original
.-'"""`-. AWWW YEAH FUCKING A ROOMBA
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|`-.___.-'| WELL MORE ACCURATELY CHASING IT AROUND THE HOUSE
| | WITH A BONER AND A MEAT CLEAVER
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#3990: PARANOIA
original
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#4055: HANGOVER BLUES
original, red bull
THIS IS ME AFTER A HORRIBLE HANGOVER
AND POUNDING DOWN RED BULL TO TRY TO RECOVER:
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WHOA THAT HUGE STREAM OF VOMIT
TASTED LIKE RED BULL AND FAILURE
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#4060: ANAGRAMS
figlet, original
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"ALMOST AN ANAGRAM" IS AN ANAGRAM OF "VAGINA MY ALSATIAN"
WHAT
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THIS JUST IN: WORDS MEAN THINGS AND I DON'T KNOW
WHAT THE FUCK I'M TALKING ABOUT
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#4074: A PARTICULAR QUANTUM STATE
figlet, original
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/ / | | \ \ DRAWING MY DONG'S QUANTUM STATE
\ \ | | / / IN BRA-KET NOTATION
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#4276: BLACK DOT
adventure, atari, original
I'M THE BLACK DOT FROM ADVENTURE FOR ATARI 2600
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#4395: THIS PAGE
figlet, original
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#4601: OSHA WARNING
original
WARNING: DO NOT BEAT OFF ACROSS THIS LINE
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#4811: NP HARD
figlet, original
JUGGLING MY BALLS IS NP-HARD
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#4826: IDEAS WORTH SUCKING
figlet, original, ted
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#4843: HYPERPALINDROME
figlet, original, word
A HYPERPALINDROME IS A WORD THAT LOOKS
THE SAME WHEN ROTATED AROUND 180 DEGREES
LIKE "1961" OR "COCKBALLS"
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#4891: TALKING TO YOU ON THE PHONE
original
( HELLO I AM TALKING TO YOU ON THE PHONE
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#5197: A FLEA'S PHILOSOPHICAL CONUNDRUM
flea*, original, simple
I'M WORRIED ABOUT EPISTEMIC CLOSURE
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#5252: FIVE CCS
original, simple
'''''''''|'''''''''|'''''''''|'''''''''|'''''''''| FIVE CCS OF GAY
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#5254: BASIC MEOW
figlet, original
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#5280: PALINDROME
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THIS IS WHAT WORDOLOGISTS CALL A PALINDROME
BECAUSE IT'S BORING AND NOBODY GIVES A SHIT
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