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#4331: MY FREE CAMS

Tue, 2011 May 3

camgirl, myfreecams

          \`-'.'.   /`.    |\                                       
           \     `-'   \  / '-./\       .'\                         
            `-.         '.       `-.)\.'  /                         
               `._       ''-. `:.      _.'                          
                  `-._...__.::::.__.--'     I'M A BUFFALO OR A MOOSE
                       _.-..'''''.              OF SOME SORT        
               _.---.__`._.       `-.       /                       
        ___..-'             `o>      `-.   /                        
   .-```                           <)   )                           
 .'                         `._.-.`-._.'                            
/                           /     `-'                               
|            '             /          \                             
|     .       '          .'            \                            
 \     \       \       .'|                                          
  '    / -..__.|     /   |           HEY I'LL SHOW YOU MY TITS ON   
  |   /|   |   \    '\   /           MYFREEMCAMS.COM FOR 30 TOKENS* 
  \   | \  |    |  | |  |                                           
   \ /   . |    |  /  \ |            COME ON PEOPLE DON'T FREELOAD  
   | |    \ \   | |   | |                                           
   | \     | `. | |   | |                                           
   |  \    /   `' |  /_  `.                                         
   /'  \   `---/_  `.  `.\.'       * 30 TOKENS TRANSLATES TO $1.50  
    `.\.' LGB    `.\.'               FOR THE MODEL (BEFORE TAXES)   

#4337: MFC

Mon, 2011 May 9

camgirl, myfreecams, windows

  _                                        
, L\   WHY ARE ALL THESE CAM WHORES TALKING
\/OO\   ABOUT MICROSOFT FOUNDATION CLASSES 
  |/ \                                     
 /_\  `                                    
_\  |_ AP                                  

#4421: MY FREE HAMS

Mon, 2011 Aug 1

ham, myfreecams

   ___             //////                           
  (__|_______--/| /   ///   TURNS OUT MYFREEHAMS.COM
  __/  +--+| |-\| (>   )/   IS REALLY DISAPPOINTING 
|_|ooo+--+|_|    /_    /                            
  `-------'       |_, //                            
                  |___/                             

#4467: NO TIPS

Fri, 2011 Sep 16

camgirl, myfreecams

       ,.                                              
       |`:.                                            
       |  `:.       I KEEP SAYING STUPID, ANNOYING SHIT
 m1a   | |`.`:;@.   TO THESE DUMB CAMWHORES BUT THESE  
       | |;.`.`;|   GIRLS HAVEN'T TIPPED ME EVEN ONCE  
       ; `.';| ||                                      
      ,(`;.`.| ||                                      
     /8o (`:.  ||                                      
   /o8888o  `; ||                                      
 /@o8888888o (`;|                                      
(`.()oO888888o (<                                      
 `.`.;:oO08c{)/ |                                      
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     `.`.`/  /                                         
       `.( /                                           

#5302: YOUR NEW RINGTONE

Sun, 2013 Dec 29

myfreecams

     ________    HERE'S A LIFEHACK !!!!!                          
    (_]----[_)                                                    
   .~ |.''.|     CHANGE YOUR RINGTONE TO THE MYFREECAMS TIPS SOUND
   ~. |'..'|                                                      
lbd `~`----`     THAT WILL REALLY HELP IN SOCIAL SITUATIONS       

#5333: STATE OF THE UNION

Wed, 2014 Jan 29

myfreecams, obama, topical

   /\  ,                                                                     
  {Oo\{o\    .=.          OKAY I'VE GOT THE STATE OF THE UNION IN ONE WINDOW 
  {o: \:.\  /   \          AND MYFREECAMS IN THE OTHER                       
 {O:'  \:.-'_.-\_)____                                                       
  {o:.  /`~('-./-----.\    I'M CURRENTLY UNABLE TO TELL WHICH ONE IS         
   }o: // /|         `/\    FAILING TO GIVE ME AN ERECTION                   
  {O:'// /-'         /\/\                                                    
  }o-/( <___    \'/ /\/\/\  ON THE ONE HAND, OBAMA LATELY GIVES DRONING AND  
 /o./  ;--._)====* -\/\/\/   EASILY FORGOTTABLE SPEECHES PLUS THE STATE      
 `"`\  \        /.\  `""`     OF THE UNION IS THE MOST BORING OF ALL         
     \  \                      POSSIBLE PRESIDENTIAL SPEECHES                
      \  \                                                                   
jgs   /`\ )                  ON THE OTHER, THIS CAMGIRL IS SINGING           
      |/| |                   AND SINGING BADLY AT THAT                      
    _//  \|                                                                  
   | /   ||                   BUT THEN AGAIN THE WAY SHE MOUNTED THE         
   |/   / |                    DILDO BELOW THE CAMERA TO SIMULATE A          
        `\|                     FIRST-PERSON EXPERIENCE WAS VERY PRESIDENTIAL
          '                                                                  
                               SO EH I DON'T KNOW IT'S A WASH                

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