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#865: ROBOT FANTASY WOMAN

Mon, 2001 Nov 5
quake, red dwarf

___ .-v'---`\. COULD THIS BE ANGEL FROM QUAKE III ???? /:/__ : __\'. |:/<O_>|<O>|:| MAYBE A FEMBOT ??????? |:|\_..J...|:| _|:|\ t----j|:|_ OR PERHAPS CAMILLE FROM RED DWARF ???? /:`.| \ \__/ |.':\ |: | |---: | :| _ \: |.-::.:|-:._:/ /|.' '. / .-' :'x71': `\ ||_ | \/\...---. :---.\ | .` /.'`/ .' ':' '. \\ .'\ .' | : |..:...:|:....:.|\ .' ' | : |\ : /|\ : /'.\_.' .` | : | \---':| `---'\'./|| .' | : | |;: :| :| \/::|.' }==={ |;: :| :| `--' }==={/`'._ \ _\ | : |`'-._`-:|.-'.-\ | : |"":"""""|""":""| | : | : :| : | | : | : :| : | \: |..: . / :..| / < :|- : / |...| :|- : / \_/. :|- :| | :|- :| JESUS GOD THESE CRAPPY SCIFI REFERENCES cjr \ :|- :/ ARE MAKING MY COLON ITCH | |- |

#1741: SECRET LEVEL

Tue, 2004 Mar 30
quake

,______ _./ \_ ZIGGURAT VERTIGO /' -=X=- \ / <_>___\___/---_H_ Z---| |------- --/_O_) __ |__ L___^|^^^^^\--\__/ / \\ __T__ |___ / __|__ \\__^ _| \_ S-v|- __^\ _|__| _/ _ __\ ----| O ))==|___ _|==-) || \ _// \__//

#2311: STROGG ALPHABET

Fri, 2005 Oct 21
quake

_. ._ .!' '!. .!' '!. I FEEL IT'S MY RESPONSIBILITY TO LEAD THE CHARGE :!. '!' .!: AND GET THE STROGG ALPHABET ADDED TO UNICODE :!:..!..:!: '!!!!!!!' ! :!:

#2353: STROGGOS WAR

Fri, 2005 Dec 2
quake

.-. | |____________________________________________________ _ _ _ _ _ _ _| | .'`. |_|_|_|_|_|_|_| |-mbfh-------------------------------------------.'****> `. | |_______________________________________________.'***.' `. .'| | `**' `-.___.' `-' I WONDER IF THE STROGGS REALIZE THEY'RE .'*`. HURTING OUR FEELINGS !?!!??!!? `._.' . . .'*`. MAYBE IF WE GAVE INTO THEIR DEMANDS .'*`. `._.' THEY'D LEAVE US ALONE ?!?!?!?! I WOULD HAVE VOTED FOR KUCINICH

#2531: FIGHT OR DIE

Mon, 2006 May 29
quake

/\/\ / / / LOOK EITHER PICK UP THAT ASSAULT RIFLE _/,/ / AND HELP US FIGHT THE STROGG _/` (/"/////, ( '```--.___ OR JUST FUCKING GIVE UP /' _), ,- '-. AND VOTE DEMOCRAT /, / \ (\ \, \_()/ \) )' =_ )) | | | .// _/) ( ( \_ // / \ >_,\ (/)= / | | | \ #\| / |=| |=|\ ( ( (=> ( >( >),) | | |=| \ ( ( / / / / ) |/ \ /_( /_( , || )/.,_ ). /\\_(\,/, //- / /_(_( / ,\. b'ger .- '-'-'-,)\/.'))

#3114: HAMMER MISSILE

Wed, 2008 Jan 2
quake

T \`. T | T .--------------.___________) \ | T ! | |//////////////|___________[ ] ! T | ! `--------------' ) ( | ! mn '-' ! IF I HAD A HAMMER I'D DROP IT ON THE STROGG (HAMMER MISSILE DEPLOYABLE, YOU SEE)

#4081: GROUND ZERO DATABRAIN

Thu, 2010 Aug 26
911, islam, quake

@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@ @ @ @ | @ @ | | | @ @ /#\ /#\ /#\ @ @ (###) /#####\ (###) @ @ | | | /#########\ | | | @ @ |@| /#\| /\ /#############\ /\ |/#\ |@| @ @ | | (##/#\ /##\ (###############) /##\ /#\##) | | @ @ |@| |(###) (####) _\#############/_ (####) (###)| |@| @ @ | | |#| |___|/\|__|_________________|__|/\|___| |#| | | @ @ |@| |#|@|###||||###|######/^\######|###||||###|@|#| |@| @ @ | | |#| |###|##|###|####/ \####|###|##|###| |#| | | @ @ |@| |#|@|###|/\|###|##/ \##|###|/\|###|@|#| |@| @ @ | | |#| |###||||###|#( )#|###||||###| |#| | | @ @ |@| |#|@|###|##|###|##\ /##|###|##|###|@|#| |@| @ @ | | |#| |###|/\|###|###| |###|###|/\|###| |#| | | @ @ |@| |#|@|###||||###|###| |###|###||||###|@|#| |@| @ @ | | |#| |###||||###|###| |###|###||||###| |#| | | @ @ _|_|___|#|_|###|##|###|###|_______|###|###|##|###|_|#|___|_|_ @ @ |###|###################################################|###| @ @ |###|###############/|=================|\###############|###| @ @ /-------------------/ /=================\ \-------------------\ @ @ / / / --------------- \ \ \ @ @ / / /#####################\ \ \ @ @/ / /###|###| |###|###\ \ \@ @ / /|###|###| |###|###|\ \ @ @ / /||###|###| |###|###||\ \ @ @ / /\/|###|###| |###|###|\/\ \ @ @ / /|##|###|###| |###|###|##|\ \ @ @ / /#||||###|##/ \##|###||||#\ \ @ @______________/ /##|\/|###|#( )#|###|\/|##\ \_________________@ @ | /###|##|###|##\ /##|###|##|###\ | @ @spb |/|###||||###|####\ /####|###||||###|\| @ @@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@ PLEASE DON'T LET THE STROGG BUILD AN ADVANCED DATABRAIN CENTER ON THE FIRST STROGG ATTACK SITE NEAR DALLAS (LIKE THE ONE IN AREA 22) I MEAN IT'S NOT A CONSTITUTIONAL ISSUE BUT REALLY GUYS CAN'T THEY JUST REALIZE THAT THE SURVIVORS MIGHT TAKE OFFENSE GIVEN THE BILLIONS OF HUMANS KILLED OR STROGGIFIED AND PLEASE ASK THEM TO BUILD IT SOMEWHERE ELSE, MAYBE WITH A TAX BREAK TO SWEETEN THE DEAL FOR INSTANCE HOW ABOUT THEY BUILD IT RIGHT UP THEIR FUCKING ASSES (ANY SIMILARITIES TO CURRENT EVENTS IS PURELY COINCIDENTAL)

#4794: QUAKECON 2012 KEYNOTE

Wed, 2012 Aug 8
quake

_==._. .=..== !!!!!!!`~- -~``'!!!! '!!!: !!!! !!!! .!!!! '!!!. . .!!!!' '!!!!. :!!!: .!!!!' '!!!!::.. .:!/~\!:. ..::!!!!' '!!!!!!!!!!!!!!\_/!!!!!!!!!!!!' '!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!' '!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!' '!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!' '!!!!!!!!!!!!!' . . '!!!!!!!!!!!! / \ !!!!!!!!!!!!; I HIGHLY RECOMMEND WATCHING JOHN CARMACK'S \ | / !!!!!!!!!!!!! 3.5-HOUR QUAKECON 2012 KEYNOTE SPEECH ~=+=~ :!!!!!!!!!!!!!: SO YOU TOO CAN LOSE ALL WILL TO LIVE Y !!!!!!' '!!!!!! | .!!!!!! !!!!!!: !!!!!!' '!!!!!! !!!!!! !!!!!! !!!!!! !!!!!! .VVVVVV. .VVVVVV.

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number of strips: 5372
first strip created on: Fri, 1999 Jun 25 (14.7 years ago)
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FART BACK	IS THIS ALL THERE IS?
CHAT	#AAF @ EFnet on IRC
FOLLOW ^NEW!	Conspiracy Duck @ Twitter
TOYS	pick a strip at random view the best of ASCII Art Farts get just the current strip in text format get the current strip and info in text format get all strips in fortune format (run `strfile fortune.txt fortune.txt.dat` then `fortune fortune.txt`) get a list of all strip dates get an RSS feed get an XML dump (gzip compressed) see the list of quotes
FACTOIDS	number of strips: 5372 first strip created on: Fri, 1999 Jun 25 (14.7 years ago) number of upcoming strips: 0 (0.0 weeks' worth; empty on Tue, 2023 Feb 21)
MORE STUFF	Jerk Your Own Adventure, oo, Jerkcity, Viscera!, Her!, Those Drinky-Drink Kids, Exploding Dog, Penny Arcade, VG Cats, Dinosaur Comics, Cyanide and Happiness, Nedroid Comics, Wondermark
MORE ASCII ART	Andreas Freise's ASCII Art Dictionary, alt.ascii-art FAQ, Open Directory: ASCII Art, Christopher Johnson's ASCII Art Collection, Joan Stark's ASCII Art Gallery, The ASCII Art Universe