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#865: ROBOT FANTASY WOMAN

Mon, 2001 Nov 5

quake, red dwarf 

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        .-v'---`\.     COULD THIS BE ANGEL FROM QUAKE III ????  
       /:/__ : __\'.                                            
      |:/<O_>|<O>|:|   MAYBE A FEMBOT ???????                   
      |:|\_..J...|:|                                            
     _|:|\ t----j|:|_  OR PERHAPS CAMILLE FROM RED DWARF ????   
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       |      :|-   :|   JESUS GOD THESE CRAPPY SCIFI REFERENCES
cjr    \      :|-   :/   ARE MAKING MY COLON ITCH               
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#1741: SECRET LEVEL

Tue, 2004 Mar 30

quake 

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          _./       \_   ZIGGURAT VERTIGO
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     \ _//            \__//

#2311: STROGG ALPHABET

Fri, 2005 Oct 21

quake 

   _.   ._                                                      
 .!'     '!.                                                    
.!'       '!.   I FEEL IT'S MY RESPONSIBILITY TO LEAD THE CHARGE
:!.  '!'  .!:    AND GET THE STROGG ALPHABET ADDED TO UNICODE   
 :!:..!..:!:                                                    
  '!!!!!!!'                                                     
      !                                                         
     :!:

#2353: STROGGOS WAR

Fri, 2005 Dec 2

quake 

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|_|_|_|_|_|_|_| |-mbfh-------------------------------------------.'****>
`.            | |_______________________________________________.'***.' 
  `.        .'| |                                               `**'    
    `-.___.'  `-'  I WONDER IF THE STROGGS REALIZE THEY'RE     .'*`.    
                   HURTING OUR FEELINGS !?!!??!!?              `._.' .  
                                                               .   .'*`.
                     MAYBE IF WE GAVE INTO THEIR DEMANDS     .'*`. `._.'
                     THEY'D LEAVE US ALONE ?!?!?!?!                     
                                                                        
                       I WOULD HAVE VOTED FOR KUCINICH

#2531: FIGHT OR DIE

Mon, 2006 May 29

quake 

        /\/\                                                      
       / / /                LOOK EITHER PICK UP THAT ASSAULT RIFLE
     _/,/ /                  AND HELP US FIGHT THE STROGG         
  _/` (/"/////,                                                   
  (          '```--.___        OR JUST FUCKING GIVE UP            
 /'   _),       ,-     '-.      AND VOTE DEMOCRAT                 
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      ,\.  b'ger .- '-'-'-,)\/.'))

#3114: HAMMER MISSILE

Wed, 2008 Jan 2

quake 

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  IF I HAD A HAMMER                                               
                                                                  
    I'D DROP IT ON THE STROGG (HAMMER MISSILE DEPLOYABLE, YOU SEE)

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