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#865: ROBOT FANTASY WOMAN

Mon, 2001 Nov 5

quake, red dwarf

            ___                                                 
        .-v'---`\.     COULD THIS BE ANGEL FROM QUAKE III ????  
       /:/__ : __\'.                                            
      |:/<O_>|<O>|:|   MAYBE A FEMBOT ???????                   
      |:|\_..J...|:|                                            
     _|:|\ t----j|:|_  OR PERHAPS CAMILLE FROM RED DWARF ????   
    /:`.| \ \__/ |.':\                                          
   |:   |  |---: |   :|              _                          
    \:  |.-::.:|-:._:/           /|.' '.                        
    / .-'  :'x71':  `\           ||_   |                        
    \/\...---.   :---.\          |   .`                         
    /.'`/ .'  ':'  '. \\       .'\ .'                           
   | : |..:...:|:....:.|\    .'   '                             
   | : |\ :   /|\   : /'.\_.'   .`                              
   | : | \---':| `---'\'./||  .'                                
   | : | |;:  :|   :|  \/::|.'                                  
   }==={ |;:  :|   :|   `--'                                    
   }==={/`'._  \    _\                                          
   | : |`'-._`-:|.-'.-\                                         
   | : |"":"""""|""":""|                                        
   | : |  :    :|    : |                                        
   | : |  :    :|    : |                                        
    \: |..:  . /    :..|                                        
    /  <      :|-   :  /                                        
   |...|      :|-   : /                                         
    \_/.      :|-   :|                                          
       |      :|-   :|   JESUS GOD THESE CRAPPY SCIFI REFERENCES
cjr    \      :|-   :/   ARE MAKING MY COLON ITCH               
        |      |-   |                                           

#1741: SECRET LEVEL

Tue, 2004 Mar 30

quake

             ,______                     
          _./       \_   ZIGGURAT VERTIGO
        /'     -=X=-  \                  
       /        <_>___\___/---_H_        
      Z---|     |-------   --/_O_)       
       __ |__   L___^|^^^^^\--\__/       
      /     \\ __T__ |___                
     / __|__ \\__^  _|   \_              
S-v|-  __^\   _|__| _/ _ __\             
 ----| O  ))==|___ _|==-) ||             
     \ _//            \__//              

#2311: STROGG ALPHABET

Fri, 2005 Oct 21

quake

   _.   ._                                                      
 .!'     '!.                                                    
.!'       '!.   I FEEL IT'S MY RESPONSIBILITY TO LEAD THE CHARGE
:!.  '!'  .!:    AND GET THE STROGG ALPHABET ADDED TO UNICODE   
 :!:..!..:!:                                                    
  '!!!!!!!'                                                     
      !                                                         
     :!:                                                        

#2353: STROGGOS WAR

Fri, 2005 Dec 2

quake

              .-.                                                       
              | |____________________________________________________   
 _ _ _ _ _ _ _| |                                                  .'`. 
|_|_|_|_|_|_|_| |-mbfh-------------------------------------------.'****>
`.            | |_______________________________________________.'***.' 
  `.        .'| |                                               `**'    
    `-.___.'  `-'  I WONDER IF THE STROGGS REALIZE THEY'RE     .'*`.    
                   HURTING OUR FEELINGS !?!!??!!?              `._.' .  
                                                               .   .'*`.
                     MAYBE IF WE GAVE INTO THEIR DEMANDS     .'*`. `._.'
                     THEY'D LEAVE US ALONE ?!?!?!?!                     
                                                                        
                       I WOULD HAVE VOTED FOR KUCINICH                  

#2531: FIGHT OR DIE

Mon, 2006 May 29

quake

        /\/\                                                      
       / / /                LOOK EITHER PICK UP THAT ASSAULT RIFLE
     _/,/ /                  AND HELP US FIGHT THE STROGG         
  _/` (/"/////,                                                   
  (          '```--.___        OR JUST FUCKING GIVE UP            
 /'   _),       ,-     '-.      AND VOTE DEMOCRAT                 
/,   /   \            (\  \,                                      
\_()/     \)   )' =_   ))  |                                      
          |    |     .// _/)                                      
          (   ( \_   //   /                                       
           \  >_,\  (/)= /                                        
            | | | \ #\| /                                         
            |=| |=|\ ( (                                          
            (=> ( >( >),)                                         
            | | |=| \ ( (                                         
            / / / /  ) |/                                         
   \       /_( /_(   , || )/.,_                                   
). /\\_(\,/, //- /  /_(_(     /                                   
      ,\.  b'ger .- '-'-'-,)\/.'))                                

#3114: HAMMER MISSILE

Wed, 2008 Jan 2

quake

T                                    \`.    T                     
|    T     .--------------.___________) \   |    T                
!    |     |//////////////|___________[ ]   !  T |                
     !     `--------------'           ) (      | !                
                                  mn  '-'      !                  
                                                                  
  IF I HAD A HAMMER                                               
                                                                  
    I'D DROP IT ON THE STROGG (HAMMER MISSILE DEPLOYABLE, YOU SEE)

#4081: GROUND ZERO DATABRAIN

Thu, 2010 Aug 26

911, islam, quake

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@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@
                                                                          
   PLEASE DON'T LET THE STROGG BUILD AN ADVANCED DATABRAIN CENTER ON      
   THE FIRST STROGG ATTACK SITE NEAR DALLAS (LIKE THE ONE IN AREA 22)     
                                                                          
   I MEAN IT'S NOT A CONSTITUTIONAL ISSUE BUT REALLY GUYS                 
   CAN'T THEY JUST REALIZE THAT THE SURVIVORS MIGHT TAKE OFFENSE          
   GIVEN THE BILLIONS OF HUMANS KILLED OR STROGGIFIED AND PLEASE          
   ASK THEM TO BUILD IT SOMEWHERE ELSE, MAYBE WITH A TAX BREAK            
   TO SWEETEN THE DEAL                                                    
                                                                          
   FOR INSTANCE HOW ABOUT THEY BUILD IT RIGHT UP THEIR FUCKING ASSES      
                                                                          
   (ANY SIMILARITIES TO CURRENT EVENTS IS PURELY COINCIDENTAL)            

#4794: QUAKECON 2012 KEYNOTE

Wed, 2012 Aug 8

quake

 _==._.                        .=..==                                    
!!!!!!!`~-                   -~``'!!!!                                   
'!!!:                             !!!!                                   
 !!!!                            .!!!!                                   
 '!!!.              .           .!!!!'                                   
  '!!!!.          :!!!:        .!!!!'                                    
   '!!!!::..    .:!/~\!:.  ..::!!!!'                                     
    '!!!!!!!!!!!!!!\_/!!!!!!!!!!!!'                                      
      '!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!'                                       
        '!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!'                                          
            '!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!'                                            
             '!!!!!!!!!!!!!'                                             
  .   .       '!!!!!!!!!!!!                                              
 /     \       !!!!!!!!!!!!;   I HIGHLY RECOMMEND WATCHING JOHN CARMACK'S
 \  |  /       !!!!!!!!!!!!!    3.5-HOUR QUAKECON 2012 KEYNOTE SPEECH    
  ~=+=~       :!!!!!!!!!!!!!:    SO YOU TOO CAN LOSE ALL WILL TO LIVE    
    Y         !!!!!!' '!!!!!!                                            
    |        .!!!!!!   !!!!!!:                                           
             !!!!!!'   '!!!!!!                                           
             !!!!!!     !!!!!!                                           
             !!!!!!     !!!!!!                                           
            .VVVVVV.   .VVVVVV.                                          

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