#835: A REAL GOD
911, islam
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STOP SMOKING CRACK AND GET A REAL GOD
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#2383: YUSUF ISLAM
islam
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j_____j YOU KNOW IF I CONVERTED TO ISLAM I'D BE SURE TO GIVE
/_____/_\ MYSELF A NAME THAT ACTUALLY CONTAINED THE WORD "ISLAM"
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| )"( | | BECAUSE I'M A FUCKING FAGGOT MORON WITH NO ORIGINALITY
|(@_@)| | OR CLEVERNESS AT ALL
hnjw |_____|,'
YES I'M TALKING TO YOU "CAT STEVENS"
AND THAT WASN'T EVEN YOUR REAL NAME EITHER FAGMONSTER
BLAH BLAH BLAH I'M CAT STEVENS 9/11 WAS A JEWISH
CONSPIRACY AND THE HOLOCAUST DIDN'T HAPPEN
DOOT DEE DOO SINGING GAY SONGS AND HEILING HITLER
NEXT UP: YOUR NAME BEING FEATURED ON THE BACK OF A MILK
CARTON
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#2448: BABY CUP
islam
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`:. MASTURBATING IN A CUP AND THEN TALKING
`:. TO THE CUP LIKE IT'S A BABY
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`.`-._: : OKAY SERIOUSLY AT WHAT POINT DOES
`-.__`. ,' met. THIS CROSS THE LINE AND GET
,--------`"`-------------'--------. MUSLIMS RIOTING
`"--.__ __.--"'
`""-------------""' BECAUSE THAT SHIT'S JUST FUNNY
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#2489: ALL GOOD MUSLIMS
islam
SO IF ALL GOOD MUSLIMS ARE SUPPOSED TO KILL NON-MUSLIMS
THEN WHICH ONE ARE WE AND WHO'S THE ONE THAT'S GOING TO
TURN THEIR DESERTS INTO GLASS AND THEN PAVE THEM OVER
AND BUILD WALMARTS, BURGER KINGS, AND PORN SHOPS
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#2581: NOT TALKING ABOUT ISLAM
islam
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| = | I'D LIKE TO JOIN A RELIGION THAT REQUIRES ME
''|'' TO PRAY EVERY TEN SECONDS
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:F_P: | BECAUSE THAT SOUNDS LIKE A REALLY CONSTRUCTIVE
/|\ USE OF MY AND GOD'S TIME
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#2608: YOU KNOW WHAT'S FUNNY
911, islam
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YOU KNOW WHAT'S FUNNY ?!?!?!?!?!?? ARABS
MUSLIMS IN GENERAL BUT ARABS ESPECIALLY
IF 9/11 IS A JOKE DOES THAT MEAN THAT ARABS DRINK PEE IN SHOT GLASSES
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islam
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/ o . ( ) \ AISHA IS ARABIC FOR "MOLESTED AS A CHILD"
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#2932: JESUS SAVES
islam
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JESUS SAVES,
MOSES INVESTS,
AND MOHAMMAD BURNS THROUGH HIS CAPITAL
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#2935: IN DEFENSE OF WICCA
islam, mormon, wiccan*
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" " _/ / WHY OF COURSE WICCA IS A REAL RELIGION
( * ) ___/ |
) " _ o)'-./__ IT'S JUST LIKE CHRISTIANITY OR THE
* _ ) (_, . $$$ ONE WITH THE SUICIDE BOMBERS OR
( ) __ __ 7_ $$$$ THE ONE WITH BLUE DUDES WITH FOUR ARMS
( : { _) '--- $\ OR THE ONE WITH THE CRAZY SALAMANDERS
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| | | . _/ WELL I GUESS I'M NOT REALLY SURE
\ (. ) , / /__I_____\ WHERE I'M GOING WITH THIS ONE
snd '._/_)_(\__.' (__,(__,_] SO I'LL JUST STOP HERE
@---()_.'---@
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islam
FOLKS WE'D LIKE TO UNVEIL THE MQ-9 MUSLIM RAPER
wkm |\______.
'-====---" SORRY SORRY THAT'S REAPER SORRY
PLUS OR MINUS MUSLIMS
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#3035: GOD HELP ME
god help me, islam
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.' .-'` GOD HELP ME
/ /
| | BECAUSE ALLAH SURE AS SHIT WON'T
\ '.___.;
jgs '._ _.' (THAT FUCKING SLACKER)
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islam, topical
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#3159: GOD HELP ME II
god help me, islam
OKAY I'D LIKE TO AMEND MY PREVIOUS
"GOD HELP ME" REGARDING ALLAH
_________________ NOT BEING SIMILARLY INCLINED
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| ||'-.____'-.'-.____'-. (**\ SERIOUSLY IT'S NOT WHAT YOU THINK
| || | | | | -.' \ IT'S BECAUSE I KEEP SENDING ALLAH
'-| | | | | , .` LETTERS, FOLLOWING HIM HOME FROM
'-|______|__|______| /__| WORK AND LEAVING UNWANTED PRESENTS
// || FOR HIM AND THAT'S WHY HE FILED A
-' -' RESTRAINING ORDER AGAINST ME
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islam
.------. .------.
.' //`. .' `. THERE IS A FATWA AGAINST MY BALLS
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: // | :::::'''''' |
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`._// _.' `._ _.' JUST FYI
AsH `"----"' `"----"'
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#3250: GEERT WILDERS
islam
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/ .-. \ ALL I CAN SAY ABOUT GEERT WILDERS
--./ / \ \ IS THAT HIS HAIR IS SO AWESOME
/ `. | | IT CAN DEFLECT BULLETS
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/ / . / \ | OR AT LEAST HE'LL END UP
| \ `-' '-' WISHING IT COULD
`-._| S-v
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#3316: RIDGES
islam, star trek
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.' .-'` HAS ANYONE NOTICED HOW THE WORD QUR'AN LOOKS LIKE KLINGON
/ /
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jgs '._ _.' (THE TURBANS HIDE THE FOREHEAD RIDGES YOU SEE)
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islam, original, simple
IF YOU LOOK CLOSELY YOU'LL NOTICE THAT
THIS ASCII ART IS A PORTRAIT OF MUHAMMAD
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tQn
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#3462: GIRL YOU KNOW IT'S TRUE
islam
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_(<`O , MY BALLS ARE HALAAL
==-( >`-/ \
,< \ / >
MK/ejm ---'--- `---'-
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#3476: PAYING THE JIZYA
islam
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.___..-'.' / \ PAYING THE JIZYA IS STICKIER
`----'"` / .-. \ THAN I THOUGHT IT WOULD BE
(.'.(___).'.)
`.__.-.__.'
jgs |_| |_|
`.`-'.'
`"`
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#3594: TWENTIETH CENTURY
islam
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/ ' _.-' \ OKAY FOLKS LET'S GET WITH THE TWENTIETH CENTURY
| `'_{}_ | AND STOP SPELLING AND PRONOUNCING THE WORD "MOSLEM"
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\/ == == \/
/| (.)(.) |\
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\ / MMMKAY
jgs `.____.`
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#3790: ISLAMABAD
islam
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| |__| [] | |[] | | | | | [] | | | | | |||_| [][] | KG
MAYBE THEY SHOULD RENAME THEIR CITY "ISLAMAGOOD"
PERHAPS PEOPLE WOULD ACTUALLY GO THERE
AND THEN THEY COULD CUT THEIR HEADS OFF !!!!!!11
SEE IT'D BE THE PERFECT TRAP
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#4081: GROUND ZERO DATABRAIN
911, islam, quake
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PLEASE DON'T LET THE STROGG BUILD AN ADVANCED DATABRAIN CENTER ON
THE FIRST STROGG ATTACK SITE NEAR DALLAS (LIKE THE ONE IN AREA 22)
I MEAN IT'S NOT A CONSTITUTIONAL ISSUE BUT REALLY GUYS
CAN'T THEY JUST REALIZE THAT THE SURVIVORS MIGHT TAKE OFFENSE
GIVEN THE BILLIONS OF HUMANS KILLED OR STROGGIFIED AND PLEASE
ASK THEM TO BUILD IT SOMEWHERE ELSE, MAYBE WITH A TAX BREAK
TO SWEETEN THE DEAL
FOR INSTANCE HOW ABOUT THEY BUILD IT RIGHT UP THEIR FUCKING ASSES
(ANY SIMILARITIES TO CURRENT EVENTS IS PURELY COINCIDENTAL)
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#4217: CHOOSE YOUR OWN ADVENTURE
islam
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', '-._a '-' .' I THINK BY FAR THE WORST CHOOSE YOUR OWN ADVENTURE
'. '-'Y \._ / BOOK HAD TO BE "YOUR CODE NAME IS JIZYA"
'--;____'--.'-,
snd /..' '''
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#4228: QUARIAN
islam, mass effect
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+ : . I FUCKED THE MUSLIM CHICK IN MASS EFFECT 2
: _ AND THEY DON'T EVEN SHOW ME HER FACE OR ANY
. ! ' (_) PART OF HER BODY ?!?!?!?!?!? SHEESH WHAT A GYP
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.: . ! OH GOD I MEAN QUARIAN YES QUARIAN NOT MUSLIM
O!o
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#4330: GOODBYE OSAMA BIN LADEN
islam, osama bin laden
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| `'_{}_ | SORRY ABOUT THOSE 72 VIRGINS
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\/ == == \/ WE REPLACED THEM WITH 72 GAY BEARS
/| (.)(.) |\ FROM SAN FRANCISCO
\| __)_ |/
|\/____\/| YOU'LL GET ALONG FAMOUSLY
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jgs `.____.`
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#4417: INSPIRE
911, islam
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YAY MY LATEST COPY OF _INSPIRE_ MAGAZINE ARRIVED TODAY !!!!!!!!
WAIT THIS ISN'T ANYTHING LIKE _HIGHLIGHTS_
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#5180: CLOSED TIMELIKE CURVE
islam
(\ /)
(v\ /v)
(vvv\ /vvv)
(vvvvv\ /vvvvv)
(vvvvvvv\ /vvvvvvv)
(vvvvvvvvv\ _---_ /vvvvvvvvv) ONCE YOU HAVE CREATED A
(vvvvvvvvvvv\/ XII \/vvvvvvvvvvv) CLOSED TIMELIKE CURVE
(vvvvvvvvvvvv/ / \vvvvvvvvvvvv) YOU CANNOT UNCREASE IT
(vvvvvvvvvvv/ / \vvvvvvvvvvv)
(vvvvvvvvvv|IX @ III |vvvvvvvvvv) (BECAUSE IT WAS ALWAYS
(vvvvvvvvvv\ \ /vvvvvvvvvv) THERE, INSHA'ALLAH)
(vvvvvvvvvv\ /vvvvvvvvvv)
(vvvvvvvvv\ VI /vvvvvvvvv)
(vvvvvvvv-___-vvvvvvvv)
(vvvvvv/ \vvvvvv)
(vvvvv/ \vvvvv)
(vvv/ \vvv)
ejm97 (v/ \v)
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#5210: MOSQUE
islam
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