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#835: A REAL GOD

Sat, 2001 Oct 6
911, islam

__ _ __ _______ __ /##| .-----. /#| |##| |#######| |##| ___/###|_ _,'###,,#| |#| |##| |#|~~|##| |##:=====:#########) __,.'#####/ |#| |#: |##| |#| |##| |##| ~~~~.#.~~ .-'#########/--|#| |##:_ .#,.--, |#|==|##| |##:==========|#| |########_.-' |#| |#@##| | (( | |#| |##( |##| |#| |###__,.' |=====' \###\ |.-' \###`. `.###`. `.##.' STOP SMOKING CRACK AND GET A REAL GOD

#2383: YUSUF ISLAM

Sun, 2006 Jan 1
islam

_____ j_____j YOU KNOW IF I CONVERTED TO ISLAM I'D BE SURE TO GIVE /_____/_\ MYSELF A NAME THAT ACTUALLY CONTAINED THE WORD "ISLAM" |_(~)_| | | )"( | | BECAUSE I'M A FUCKING FAGGOT MORON WITH NO ORIGINALITY |(@_@)| | OR CLEVERNESS AT ALL hnjw |_____|,' YES I'M TALKING TO YOU "CAT STEVENS" AND THAT WASN'T EVEN YOUR REAL NAME EITHER FAGMONSTER BLAH BLAH BLAH I'M CAT STEVENS 9/11 WAS A JEWISH CONSPIRACY AND THE HOLOCAUST DIDN'T HAPPEN DOOT DEE DOO SINGING GAY SONGS AND HEILING HITLER NEXT UP: YOUR NAME BEING FEATURED ON THE BACK OF A MILK CARTON

#2448: BABY CUP

Tue, 2006 Mar 7
islam

. `:. MASTURBATING IN A CUP AND THEN TALKING `:. TO THE CUP LIKE IT'S A BABY .:' ,:: .:' ;:' :: ;:' : .:' `. :. _________________________ : _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ : ,---:".".".".".".".".".".".".": : ,'"`::.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.::' `.`. `:-===-===-===-===-===-:' `.`-._: : OKAY SERIOUSLY AT WHAT POINT DOES `-.__`. ,' met. THIS CROSS THE LINE AND GET ,--------`"`-------------'--------. MUSLIMS RIOTING `"--.__ __.--"' `""-------------""' BECAUSE THAT SHIT'S JUST FUNNY

#2489: ALL GOOD MUSLIMS

Mon, 2006 Apr 17
islam

SO IF ALL GOOD MUSLIMS ARE SUPPOSED TO KILL NON-MUSLIMS THEN WHICH ONE ARE WE AND WHO'S THE ONE THAT'S GOING TO TURN THEIR DESERTS INTO GLASS AND THEN PAVE THEM OVER AND BUILD WALMARTS, BURGER KINGS, AND PORN SHOPS _.,-*~'^'~*-,._ ( _.,-*~'^'~*-,._ | '*-,._ _.,-*' '-,._ | '*-,.__.,-*' '*-,.__.,-*, | | `'`'`'`'`'`'`'`'`'`'`'`'`'`'`'`'`'`'`'`'`'`'`'`'`'`'`'`'`'`'`'`'`'`'`'`'

#2581: NOT TALKING ABOUT ISLAM

Tue, 2006 Jul 18
islam

.;. | = | I'D LIKE TO JOIN A RELIGION THAT REQUIRES ME ''|'' TO PRAY EVERY TEN SECONDS | :F_P: | BECAUSE THAT SOUNDS LIKE A REALLY CONSTRUCTIVE /|\ USE OF MY AND GOD'S TIME

#2608: YOU KNOW WHAT'S FUNNY

Mon, 2006 Aug 14
911, islam

___ _...------..._ .'` ```""--...___...-"` `'-. / -..__ `\ Y_/ / / `/`;-..__ __...-;")`|`"/-._ Y ,' "` "` | / `|"("`( ( | | `" (_/ _) |) ;'-.._..-.._ " `-` "` `" (,' ; `"-.. ``"-==...._____ __.....--''` /\ _..-' ``````````````` _.'\_) ,:--""``"--'";-=.,__ _ _ __,.-: \ / \ \ | |``/"/": ;-q-q-=y=q==y-y-;";"\_|` \ \ \_ sk) "` :_; (_/ `-' \_) | | (_/ `-' "` `"` YOU KNOW WHAT'S FUNNY ?!?!?!?!?!?? ARABS MUSLIMS IN GENERAL BUT ARABS ESPECIALLY IF 9/11 IS A JOKE DOES THAT MEAN THAT ARABS DRINK PEE IN SHOT GLASSES

#2840: AISHA

Tue, 2007 Apr 3
islam

___---___ .-- --. ./ () .-. \. / o . ( ) \ AISHA IS ARABIC FOR "MOLESTED AS A CHILD" / . '-' \ | () . O . | | | | o () | | .--. O | | . | | | \ `.__.' o . / \ / `\ o () /' jgs `--___ ___--' ---

#2932: JESUS SAVES

Wed, 2007 Jul 4
islam

.-""""- F .-' F J I I L `. L `-._, `-.__.-' ## ### # #### _____ ## .---#####-...__ .--' `-### .--..-' ###### ""`---.... _____.----. ###`.._____ .' ####### a:f ### / -. ####### _.--- ### .( ####### # : `--... ###### # `. ``. ###### : :. ##### .' ) ### .' / ## _.' | .## ,:' | ' .' < ' | / | ' . ` JESUS SAVES, MOSES INVESTS, AND MOHAMMAD BURNS THROUGH HIS CAPITAL

#2935: IN DEFENSE OF WICCA

Sat, 2007 Jul 7
islam, mormon, wiccan*

( " ) ( _ * * ( / ___ " " _/ / WHY OF COURSE WICCA IS A REAL RELIGION ( * ) ___/ | ) " _ o)'-./__ IT'S JUST LIKE CHRISTIANITY OR THE * _ ) (_, . $$$ ONE WITH THE SUICIDE BOMBERS OR ( ) __ __ 7_ $$$$ THE ONE WITH BLUE DUDES WITH FOUR ARMS ( : { _) '--- $\ OR THE ONE WITH THE CRAZY SALAMANDERS ______'___//__\ ____, \ ) ( \_/ _____\_ .' \ \------''. |=' '=| | ) | | | . _/ WELL I GUESS I'M NOT REALLY SURE \ (. ) , / /__I_____\ WHERE I'M GOING WITH THIS ONE snd '._/_)_(\__.' (__,(__,_] SO I'LL JUST STOP HERE @---()_.'---@

#3000: MQ-9

Mon, 2007 Sep 10
islam

FOLKS WE'D LIKE TO UNVEIL THE MQ-9 MUSLIM RAPER wkm |\______. '-====---" SORRY SORRY THAT'S REAPER SORRY PLUS OR MINUS MUSLIMS

#3035: GOD HELP ME

Mon, 2007 Oct 15
god help me, islam

_.._ .' .-'` GOD HELP ME / / | | BECAUSE ALLAH SURE AS SHIT WON'T \ '.___.; jgs '._ _.' (THAT FUCKING SLACKER) ``

#3084: LOSER

Mon, 2007 Dec 3
islam, topical

.._ ; ; ; : :\ ; \\ : :\ ; _.--"""--.___ :; '-.' ,=" "-=,`."-, '. ;=" " ; '-. '-.; _..._ ; '-. : .-. ___ .-. ; \ ; ;.-".-."-.; ; : ; .' '._.' '. ;`,__.-.' ; ; _,_ ; ; `--" ; '..-" "-,.' ; '. `-.___.-' .' __..--" `-.__ __.-' "--..__ .-" /,\""/,\ "-. ; __.. , :",:@:=,"; , ..__ ; '._ __.-," '.'/ \'.' ",-.__ _.' """ ;, " " ,; """ ; . , : ; ' LOSER ' ; ; : .-"". `. ', ." .""-. /,""-.'. '. ; .' .'.-"",\ :: ' ; ; ; __ ; : : ' :; ;; ; ; /' '\ ; ; ;: :'. : ;,' ',: : .'; \ '._/ ; ; \_.' / `-._.' '._.-' fsc

#3159: GOD HELP ME II

Sat, 2008 Feb 16
god help me, islam

OKAY I'D LIKE TO AMEND MY PREVIOUS "GOD HELP ME" REGARDING ALLAH _________________ NOT BEING SIMILARLY INCLINED |'-========OoO===='-. __ | ||'-.____'-.'-.____'-. (**\ SERIOUSLY IT'S NOT WHAT YOU THINK | || | | | | -.' \ IT'S BECAUSE I KEEP SENDING ALLAH '-| | | | | , .` LETTERS, FOLLOWING HIM HOME FROM '-|______|__|______| /__| WORK AND LEAVING UNWANTED PRESENTS // || FOR HIM AND THAT'S WHY HE FILED A -' -' RESTRAINING ORDER AGAINST ME

#3247: FATWA

Wed, 2008 May 14
islam

.------. .------. .' //`. .' `. THERE IS A FATWA AGAINST MY BALLS / // \ / \ | // : | ......::::: : // | :::::'''''' | \ // / \ / `._// _.' `._ _.' JUST FYI AsH `"----"' `"----"'

#3250: GEERT WILDERS

Sat, 2008 May 17
islam

.--. .' '. / .-. \ ALL I CAN SAY ABOUT GEERT WILDERS --./ / \ \ IS THAT HIS HAIR IS SO AWESOME / `. | | IT CAN DEFLECT BULLETS | | | / | / | / `. / `' `-. | .' '. /\ .' \ /`-. _.-' | .' '. / `' / .' . `'. / _ | / .' | .'. `. / | '-. | | .' | | '-. '.| / \ / `-' / \ `. / \/ | \ `/ / / .. \ / / .--. | / '. | ( / .-' `. / / \ \ `' / .--. | | | \ / / . / \ | OR AT LEAST HE'LL END UP | \ `-' '-' WISHING IT COULD `-._| S-v

#3316: RIDGES

Tue, 2008 Jul 22
islam, star trek

_.._ .' .-'` HAS ANYONE NOTICED HOW THE WORD QUR'AN LOOKS LIKE KLINGON / / | | HINT: THAT'S HOW YOU KNOW THEY'RE BAD GUYS \ '.___.; jgs '._ _.' (THE TURBANS HIDE THE FOREHEAD RIDGES YOU SEE) ``

#3403: PBUH

Fri, 2008 Oct 17
islam

IF YOU LOOK CLOSELY YOU'LL NOTICE THAT THIS ASCII ART IS A PORTRAIT OF MUHAMMAD . tQn

#3462: GIRL YOU KNOW IT'S TRUE

Mon, 2008 Dec 15
islam

_ _(<`O , MY BALLS ARE HALAAL ==-( >`-/ \ ,< \ / > MK/ejm ---'--- `---'-

#3476: PAYING THE JIZYA

Mon, 2008 Dec 29
islam

. \ | / _\|/_ .' ' ' '. ___ _.|.--.--.|.___.--'___`-. .'.'|| | ||`----'"` ``'` .'.' ||()|()|| .___..-'.' / \ PAYING THE JIZYA IS STICKIER `----'"` / .-. \ THAN I THOUGHT IT WOULD BE (.'.(___).'.) `.__.-.__.' jgs |_| |_| `.`-'.' `"`

#3594: TWENTIETH CENTURY

Sun, 2009 Apr 26
islam

_,,--,,_ /` .`\ / ' _.-' \ OKAY FOLKS LET'S GET WITH THE TWENTIETH CENTURY | `'_{}_ | AND STOP SPELLING AND PRONOUNCING THE WORD "MOSLEM" | /` `\ | \/ == == \/ /| (.)(.) |\ \| __)_ |/ |\/____\/| | ` ~~ ` | \ / MMMKAY jgs `.____.`

#3790: ISLAMABAD

Sun, 2009 Nov 8
islam

\|/ -o- | /|\ ( )_ | /\ | | (_) | | __ | ||-| |-[]| \|/ \| ___|___ _| |____ | (_)_ _( )_|[]| __(_)_|| | |_~(|)~~(| (_)__)__|_| []|[] |_(_)_ |[]|_|_[]__|__| __| |[]|__| | []|___|_|____| | |__| [] | |[] | | | | | [] | | | | | |||_| [][] | KG MAYBE THEY SHOULD RENAME THEIR CITY "ISLAMAGOOD" PERHAPS PEOPLE WOULD ACTUALLY GO THERE AND THEN THEY COULD CUT THEIR HEADS OFF !!!!!!11 SEE IT'D BE THE PERFECT TRAP

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FART BACK	WHAT'S YOUR NEW YEAR'S RESOLUTION, JERKOFF?
CHAT	#AAF @ EFnet on IRC
FOLLOW ^NEW!	Conspiracy Duck @ Twitter
TOYS	pick a strip at random view the best of ASCII Art Farts get just the current strip in text format get the current strip and info in text format get all strips in fortune format (run `strfile fortune.txt fortune.txt.dat` then `fortune fortune.txt`) get a list of all strip dates get an RSS feed get an XML dump (gzip compressed) see the list of quotes ^NEW!
FACTOIDS	number of strips: 3921 first strip created on: Fri, 1999 Jun 25 (10.7 years ago) number of upcoming strips: 0 (0.0 weeks' worth; empty on Fri, 2010 Mar 19) *^NEW!*
MORE STUFF	Jerk Your Own Adventure, oo, Jerkcity, Viscera!, Her!, Those Drinky-Drink Kids, Exploding Dog, Penny Arcade, VG Cats, Dinosaur Comics, Cyanide and Happiness, Nedroid Comics, Wondermark
MORE ASCII ART	Andreas Freise's ASCII Art Dictionary, alt.ascii-art FAQ, Open Directory: ASCII Art, Christopher Johnson's ASCII Art Collection, Joan Stark's ASCII Art Gallery