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#835: A REAL GOD

Sat, 2001 Oct 6

911, islam

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                                          `.###`.                
                                            `.##.'               
                                                                 
            STOP SMOKING CRACK AND GET A REAL GOD                

#2383: YUSUF ISLAM

Sun, 2006 Jan 1

islam

       _____                                                            
      j_____j    YOU KNOW IF I CONVERTED TO ISLAM I'D BE SURE TO GIVE   
     /_____/_\   MYSELF A NAME THAT ACTUALLY CONTAINED THE WORD "ISLAM" 
     |_(~)_| |                                                          
     | )"( | |   BECAUSE I'M A FUCKING FAGGOT MORON WITH NO ORIGINALITY 
     |(@_@)| |   OR CLEVERNESS AT ALL                                   
hnjw |_____|,'                                                          
                 YES I'M TALKING TO YOU "CAT STEVENS"                   
                                                                        
                 AND THAT WASN'T EVEN YOUR REAL NAME EITHER FAGMONSTER  
                                                                        
                 BLAH BLAH BLAH I'M CAT STEVENS 9/11 WAS A JEWISH       
                 CONSPIRACY AND THE HOLOCAUST DIDN'T HAPPEN             
                                                                        
                 DOOT DEE DOO SINGING GAY SONGS AND HEILING HITLER      
                                                                        
                 NEXT UP: YOUR NAME BEING FEATURED ON THE BACK OF A MILK
                 CARTON                                                 

#2448: BABY CUP

Tue, 2006 Mar 7

islam

                   .                                                 
                    `:.    MASTURBATING IN A CUP AND THEN TALKING    
                      `:.   TO THE CUP LIKE IT'S A BABY              
              .:'     ,::                                            
             .:'      ;:'                                            
             ::      ;:'                                             
              :    .:'                                               
               `.  :.                                                
      _________________________                                      
     : _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ :                                     
 ,---:".".".".".".".".".".".".":                                     
: ,'"`::.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.::'                                     
`.`.  `:-===-===-===-===-===-:'                                      
  `.`-._:                   :       OKAY SERIOUSLY AT WHAT POINT DOES
    `-.__`.               ,' met.    THIS CROSS THE LINE AND GET     
,--------`"`-------------'--------.   MUSLIMS RIOTING                
 `"--.__                   __.--"'                                   
        `""-------------""'        BECAUSE THAT SHIT'S JUST FUNNY    

#2489: ALL GOOD MUSLIMS

Mon, 2006 Apr 17

islam

     SO IF ALL GOOD MUSLIMS ARE SUPPOSED TO KILL NON-MUSLIMS            
      THEN WHICH ONE ARE WE AND WHO'S THE ONE THAT'S GOING TO           
       TURN THEIR DESERTS INTO GLASS AND THEN PAVE THEM OVER            
        AND BUILD WALMARTS, BURGER KINGS, AND PORN SHOPS                
                                                                        
                                                                        
 _.,-*~'^'~*-,._      (                 _.,-*~'^'~*-,._                 
|               '*-,._            _.,-*'               '-,._            
|                     '*-,.__.,-*'                          '*-,.__.,-*,
|                                                                      |
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#2581: NOT TALKING ABOUT ISLAM

Tue, 2006 Jul 18

islam

      .;.                                                      
     | = |    I'D LIKE TO JOIN A RELIGION THAT REQUIRES ME     
     ''|''     TO PRAY EVERY TEN SECONDS                       
       |                                                       
:F_P:  |         BECAUSE THAT SOUNDS LIKE A REALLY CONSTRUCTIVE
      /|\         USE OF MY AND GOD'S TIME                     

#2608: YOU KNOW WHAT'S FUNNY

Mon, 2006 Aug 14

911, islam

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   ,'                "`   "`  | / `|"("`( (  | | `"  (_/ _)     |)       
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                "` :_; (_/  `-'  \_) | | (_/  `-'       "`               
                                     `"`                                 
                                                                         
    YOU KNOW WHAT'S FUNNY ?!?!?!?!?!?? ARABS                             
                                                                         
    MUSLIMS IN GENERAL BUT ARABS ESPECIALLY                              
                                                                         
    IF 9/11 IS A JOKE DOES THAT MEAN THAT ARABS DRINK PEE IN SHOT GLASSES

#2840: AISHA

Tue, 2007 Apr 3

islam

         ___---___                                                   
      .--         --.                                                
    ./   ()      .-. \.                                              
   /   o    .   (   )  \    AISHA IS ARABIC FOR "MOLESTED AS A CHILD"
  / .            '-'    \                                            
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|                         |                                          
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|       .--.          O   |                                          
 | .   |    |            |                                           
  \    `.__.'    o   .  /                                            
   \                   /                                             
    `\  o    ()      /' jgs                                          
      `--___   ___--'                                                
            ---                                                      

#2932: JESUS SAVES

Wed, 2007 Jul 4

islam

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    JESUS SAVES,                                                 
                                                                 
     MOSES INVESTS,                                              
                                                                 
      AND MOHAMMAD BURNS THROUGH HIS CAPITAL                     

#2935: IN DEFENSE OF WICCA

Sat, 2007 Jul 7

islam, mormon, wiccan*

 (       "     )                                                        
  ( _  *                                                                
     * (     /           ___                                            
        "     "        _/ /     WHY OF COURSE WICCA IS A REAL RELIGION  
       (   *  )    ___/   |                                             
         )   "     _ o)'-./__     IT'S JUST LIKE CHRISTIANITY OR THE    
        *  _ )    (_, . $$$       ONE WITH THE SUICIDE BOMBERS OR       
        (  )   __ __ 7_ $$$$      THE ONE WITH BLUE DUDES WITH FOUR ARMS
         ( :  { _)  '---  $\      OR THE ONE WITH THE CRAZY SALAMANDERS 
    ______'___//__\   ____, \                                           
     )           ( \_/ _____\_                                          
   .'             \   \------''.                                        
   |='           '=|  |         )                                       
   |               |  |  .    _/    WELL I GUESS I'M NOT REALLY SURE    
    \    (. ) ,   /  /__I_____\     WHERE I'M GOING WITH THIS ONE       
snd  '._/_)_(\__.'   (__,(__,_]     SO I'LL JUST STOP HERE              
    @---()_.'---@                                                       

#3000: MQ-9

Mon, 2007 Sep 10

islam

                 FOLKS WE'D LIKE TO UNVEIL THE MQ-9 MUSLIM RAPER
wkm |\______.                                                   
    '-====---"   SORRY SORRY THAT'S REAPER SORRY                
                                                                
                 PLUS OR MINUS MUSLIMS                          

#3035: GOD HELP ME

Mon, 2007 Oct 15

god help me, islam

          _.._                                      
        .' .-'`     GOD HELP ME                     
       /  /                                         
       |  |         BECAUSE ALLAH SURE AS SHIT WON'T
       \  '.___.;                                   
jgs     '._  _.'    (THAT FUCKING SLACKER)          
           ``                                       

#3084: LOSER

Mon, 2007 Dec 3

islam, topical

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     `-._.'              '._.-'   fsc

#3159: GOD HELP ME II

Sat, 2008 Feb 16

god help me, islam

                                          OKAY I'D LIKE TO AMEND MY PREVIOUS
                                          "GOD HELP ME" REGARDING ALLAH     
 _________________                        NOT BEING SIMILARLY INCLINED      
|'-========OoO===='-.              __                                       
| ||'-.____'-.'-.____'-.          (**\    SERIOUSLY IT'S NOT WHAT YOU THINK 
| ||  |      |  |      |         -.' \    IT'S BECAUSE I KEEP SENDING ALLAH 
 '-|  |      |  |      |           , .`   LETTERS, FOLLOWING HIM HOME FROM  
    '-|______|__|______|          /__|    WORK AND LEAVING UNWANTED PRESENTS
                                 // ||    FOR HIM AND THAT'S WHY HE FILED A 
                                -'  -'    RESTRAINING ORDER AGAINST ME      

#3247: FATWA

Wed, 2008 May 14

islam

     .------.         .------.                                       
   .'      //`.     .'        `.    THERE IS A FATWA AGAINST MY BALLS
  /       //   \   /            \                                    
 |       //     : |    ......:::::                                   
 :      //      | :::::''''''    |                                   
  \    //      /   \            /                                    
   `._//    _.'     `._      _.'    JUST FYI                         
AsH  `"----"'         `"----"'                                       

#3250: GEERT WILDERS

Sat, 2008 May 17

islam

                              .--.                                         
                            .'    '.                                       
                           /  .-.   \     ALL I CAN SAY ABOUT GEERT WILDERS
                       --./  /    \   \   IS THAT HIS HAIR IS SO AWESOME   
                    /        `.    |  |   IT CAN DEFLECT BULLETS           
                   |          |    |  /                                    
                   |          /    | /                                     
                   `.        /     `'                                      
                     `-.    |                                              
                      .'    '.                       /\                    
                    .'        \            /`-.  _.-'  |                   
                  .'           '.         /    `'      /                   
                .'   .           `'.     /    _        |                   
               /   .' |       .'.   `.  /    | '-.    |                    
              |  .'   |       |  '-.  '.|   /     \  /                     
              `-'    /        \     `.     /       \/                      
                     |         \      `/  /                                
                    /    ..     \     /  /                                 
     .--.          |    /  '.    |   (  /                                  
  .-'    `.       /    /     \    \   `'                                   
 /   .--.         |    |      |    \                                       
/   /             .   /        \   |      OR AT LEAST HE'LL END UP         
|   \              `-'          '-'       WISHING IT COULD                 
 `-._|  S-v                                                                

#3316: RIDGES

Tue, 2008 Jul 22

islam, star trek

      _.._                                                                
    .' .-'`      HAS ANYONE NOTICED HOW THE WORD QUR'AN LOOKS LIKE KLINGON
   /  /                                                                   
   |  |            HINT: THAT'S HOW YOU KNOW THEY'RE BAD GUYS             
   \  '.___.;                                                             
jgs '._  _.'         (THE TURBANS HIDE THE FOREHEAD RIDGES YOU SEE)       
       ``                                                                 

#3403: PBUH

Fri, 2008 Oct 17

islam, original, simple

 IF YOU LOOK CLOSELY YOU'LL NOTICE THAT 
THIS ASCII ART IS A PORTRAIT OF MUHAMMAD
                                        
                    .                   
                      tQn               

#3462: GIRL YOU KNOW IT'S TRUE

Mon, 2008 Dec 15

islam

             _                           
           _(<`O ,    MY BALLS ARE HALAAL
       ==-(  >`-/ \                      
        ,< \  / >                        
MK/ejm ---'--- `---'-                    

#3476: PAYING THE JIZYA

Mon, 2008 Dec 29

islam

                  .                                    
                \ | /                                  
                _\|/_                                  
              .' ' ' '.        ___                     
            _.|.--.--.|.___.--'___`-.                  
          .'.'||  |  ||`----'"`   ``'`                 
        .'.'  ||()|()||                                
.___..-'.'    /       \    PAYING THE JIZYA IS STICKIER
`----'"`     /   .-.   \    THAN I THOUGHT IT WOULD BE 
            (.'.(___).'.)                              
             `.__.-.__.'                               
        jgs   |_|   |_|                                
               `.`-'.'                                 
                 `"`                                   

#3594: TWENTIETH CENTURY

Sun, 2009 Apr 26

islam

       _,,--,,_                                                          
     /`       .`\                                                        
    /  '  _.-'   \    OKAY FOLKS LET'S GET WITH THE TWENTIETH CENTURY    
    |  `'_{}_    |    AND STOP SPELLING AND PRONOUNCING THE WORD "MOSLEM"
    |  /`    `\  |                                                       
     \/ ==  == \/                                                        
     /| (.)(.) |\                                                        
     \|  __)_  |/                                                        
      |\/____\/|                                                         
      | ` ~~ ` |                                                         
      \        /      MMMKAY                                             
jgs    `.____.`                                                          

#3790: ISLAMABAD

Sun, 2009 Nov 8

islam

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                      -o-                              |                   
                      /|\                             ( )_                 
             |                                       /\ | |                
            (_)             |      |   __         |  ||-| |-[]|  \|/  \|   
 ___|___   _| |____   |    (_)_  _( )_|[]|     __(_)_|| |     |_~(|)~~(|   
(_)__)__|_| []|[]  |_(_)_  |[]|_|_[]__|__|  __| |[]|__| | []|___|_|____|   
| |__| [] |   |[]  |  | |  |    | []  |  | |  | |   |||_|    [][]      | KG
                                                                           
   MAYBE THEY SHOULD RENAME THEIR CITY "ISLAMAGOOD"                        
                                                                           
   PERHAPS PEOPLE WOULD ACTUALLY GO THERE                                  
                                                                           
   AND THEN THEY COULD CUT THEIR HEADS OFF !!!!!!11                        
                                                                           
   SEE IT'D BE THE PERFECT TRAP                                            

#4081: GROUND ZERO DATABRAIN

Thu, 2010 Aug 26

911, islam, quake

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   PLEASE DON'T LET THE STROGG BUILD AN ADVANCED DATABRAIN CENTER ON      
   THE FIRST STROGG ATTACK SITE NEAR DALLAS (LIKE THE ONE IN AREA 22)     
                                                                          
   I MEAN IT'S NOT A CONSTITUTIONAL ISSUE BUT REALLY GUYS                 
   CAN'T THEY JUST REALIZE THAT THE SURVIVORS MIGHT TAKE OFFENSE          
   GIVEN THE BILLIONS OF HUMANS KILLED OR STROGGIFIED AND PLEASE          
   ASK THEM TO BUILD IT SOMEWHERE ELSE, MAYBE WITH A TAX BREAK            
   TO SWEETEN THE DEAL                                                    
                                                                          
   FOR INSTANCE HOW ABOUT THEY BUILD IT RIGHT UP THEIR FUCKING ASSES      
                                                                          
   (ANY SIMILARITIES TO CURRENT EVENTS IS PURELY COINCIDENTAL)            

#4217: CHOOSE YOUR OWN ADVENTURE

Sun, 2011 Jan 9

islam

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              '.'--.--'.-'                                               
.,_------.___,   \' r'                                                   
', '-._a      '-' .'   I THINK BY FAR THE WORST CHOOSE YOUR OWN ADVENTURE
 '.    '-'Y \._  /     BOOK HAD TO BE "YOUR CODE NAME IS JIZYA"          
   '--;____'--.'-,                                                       
snd /..'       '''                                                       

#4228: QUARIAN

Thu, 2011 Jan 20

islam, mass effect

   .       .                                                          
 +  :      .            I FUCKED THE MUSLIM CHICK IN MASS EFFECT 2    
           :       _    AND THEY DON'T EVEN SHOW ME HER FACE OR ANY   
       .   !   '  (_)   PART OF HER BODY ?!?!?!?!?!? SHEESH WHAT A GYP
          ,|.'                                                        
-  -- ---(-O-`--- --  -                                               
         ,`|'`.                                                       
       ,   !    .                                                     
           :       :  "                                               
           .     --+--                                                
 .:        .       !    OH GOD I MEAN QUARIAN YES QUARIAN NOT MUSLIM  
                                                                      
                                                                      
O!o                                                                   

#4330: GOODBYE OSAMA BIN LADEN

Mon, 2011 May 2

islam, osama bin laden

       _,,--,,_                                         
     /`       .`\                                       
    /  '  _.-'   \                                      
    |  `'_{}_    |    SORRY ABOUT THOSE 72 VIRGINS      
    |  /`    `\  |                                      
     \/ ==  == \/     WE REPLACED THEM WITH 72 GAY BEARS
     /| (.)(.) |\     FROM SAN FRANCISCO                
     \|  __)_  |/                                       
      |\/____\/|      YOU'LL GET ALONG FAMOUSLY         
      | ` ~~ ` |                                        
      \        /                                        
jgs    `.____.`                                         

#4417: INSPIRE

Thu, 2011 Jul 28

911, islam

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  YAY MY LATEST COPY OF _INSPIRE_ MAGAZINE ARRIVED TODAY !!!!!!!!         
                                                                          
  WAIT THIS ISN'T ANYTHING LIKE _HIGHLIGHTS_                              

#5180: CLOSED TIMELIKE CURVE

Thu, 2013 Aug 29

islam

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      (v\                   /v)                                  
     (vvv\                 /vvv)                                 
    (vvvvv\               /vvvvv)                                
   (vvvvvvv\             /vvvvvvv)                               
  (vvvvvvvvv\   _---_   /vvvvvvvvv)       ONCE YOU HAVE CREATED A
 (vvvvvvvvvvv\/  XII  \/vvvvvvvvvvv)      CLOSED TIMELIKE CURVE  
(vvvvvvvvvvvv/      /  \vvvvvvvvvvvv)     YOU CANNOT UNCREASE IT 
(vvvvvvvvvvv/      /    \vvvvvvvvvvv)                            
(vvvvvvvvvv|IX   @   III |vvvvvvvvvv)     (BECAUSE IT WAS ALWAYS 
 (vvvvvvvvvv\      \    /vvvvvvvvvv)      THERE, INSHA'ALLAH)    
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           (/           \)                                       

#5210: MOSQUE

Sat, 2013 Sep 28

islam

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