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#2383: YUSUF ISLAM
islam
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j_____j YOU KNOW IF I CONVERTED TO ISLAM I'D BE SURE TO GIVE
/_____/_\ MYSELF A NAME THAT ACTUALLY CONTAINED THE WORD "ISLAM"
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| )"( | | BECAUSE I'M A FUCKING FAGGOT MORON WITH NO ORIGINALITY
|(@_@)| | OR CLEVERNESS AT ALL
hnjw |_____|,'
YES I'M TALKING TO YOU "CAT STEVENS"
AND THAT WASN'T EVEN YOUR REAL NAME EITHER FAGMONSTER
BLAH BLAH BLAH I'M CAT STEVENS 9/11 WAS A JEWISH
CONSPIRACY AND THE HOLOCAUST DIDN'T HAPPEN
DOOT DEE DOO SINGING GAY SONGS AND HEILING HITLER
NEXT UP: YOUR NAME BEING FEATURED ON THE BACK OF A MILK
CARTON
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#2448: BABY CUP
islam
.
`:. MASTURBATING IN A CUP AND THEN TALKING
`:. TO THE CUP LIKE IT'S A BABY
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`.`-._: : OKAY SERIOUSLY AT WHAT POINT DOES
`-.__`. ,' met. THIS CROSS THE LINE AND GET
,--------`"`-------------'--------. MUSLIMS RIOTING
`"--.__ __.--"'
`""-------------""' BECAUSE THAT SHIT'S JUST FUNNY
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#2489: ALL GOOD MUSLIMS
islam
SO IF ALL GOOD MUSLIMS ARE SUPPOSED TO KILL NON-MUSLIMS
THEN WHICH ONE ARE WE AND WHO'S THE ONE THAT'S GOING TO
TURN THEIR DESERTS INTO GLASS AND THEN PAVE THEM OVER
AND BUILD WALMARTS, BURGER KINGS, AND PORN SHOPS
_.,-*~'^'~*-,._ ( _.,-*~'^'~*-,._
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#2581: NOT TALKING ABOUT ISLAM
islam
.;.
| = | I'D LIKE TO JOIN A RELIGION THAT REQUIRES ME
''|'' TO PRAY EVERY TEN SECONDS
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:F_P: | BECAUSE THAT SOUNDS LIKE A REALLY CONSTRUCTIVE
/|\ USE OF MY AND GOD'S TIME
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#2608: YOU KNOW WHAT'S FUNNY
911, islam
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YOU KNOW WHAT'S FUNNY ?!?!?!?!?!?? ARABS
MUSLIMS IN GENERAL BUT ARABS ESPECIALLY
IF 9/11 IS A JOKE DOES THAT MEAN THAT ARABS DRINK PEE IN SHOT GLASSES
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islam
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/ o . ( ) \ AISHA IS ARABIC FOR "MOLESTED AS A CHILD"
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#2932: JESUS SAVES
islam
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JESUS SAVES,
MOSES INVESTS,
AND MOHAMMAD BURNS THROUGH HIS CAPITAL
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#2935: IN DEFENSE OF WICCA
islam, mormon, wiccan*
( " )
( _ *
* ( / ___
" " _/ / WHY OF COURSE WICCA IS A REAL RELIGION
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) " _ o)'-./__ IT'S JUST LIKE CHRISTIANITY OR THE
* _ ) (_, . $$$ ONE WITH THE SUICIDE BOMBERS OR
( ) __ __ 7_ $$$$ THE ONE WITH BLUE DUDES WITH FOUR ARMS
( : { _) '--- $\ OR THE ONE WITH THE CRAZY SALAMANDERS
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| | | . _/ WELL I GUESS I'M NOT REALLY SURE
\ (. ) , / /__I_____\ WHERE I'M GOING WITH THIS ONE
snd '._/_)_(\__.' (__,(__,_] SO I'LL JUST STOP HERE
@---()_.'---@
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islam
FOLKS WE'D LIKE TO UNVEIL THE MQ-9 MUSLIM RAPER
wkm |\______.
'-====---" SORRY SORRY THAT'S REAPER SORRY
PLUS OR MINUS MUSLIMS
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#3035: GOD HELP ME
god help me, islam
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.' .-'` GOD HELP ME
/ /
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jgs '._ _.' (THAT FUCKING SLACKER)
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#3159: GOD HELP ME II
god help me, islam
OKAY I'D LIKE TO AMEND MY PREVIOUS
"GOD HELP ME" REGARDING ALLAH
_________________ NOT BEING SIMILARLY INCLINED
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| ||'-.____'-.'-.____'-. (**\ SERIOUSLY IT'S NOT WHAT YOU THINK
| || | | | | -.' \ IT'S BECAUSE I KEEP SENDING ALLAH
'-| | | | | , .` LETTERS, FOLLOWING HIM HOME FROM
'-|______|__|______| /__| WORK AND LEAVING UNWANTED PRESENTS
// || FOR HIM AND THAT'S WHY HE FILED A
-' -' RESTRAINING ORDER AGAINST ME
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islam
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.' //`. .' `. THERE IS A FATWA AGAINST MY BALLS
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`._// _.' `._ _.' JUST FYI
AsH `"----"' `"----"'
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