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#2383: YUSUF ISLAM

Sun, 2006 Jan 1

islam

       _____                                                            
      j_____j    YOU KNOW IF I CONVERTED TO ISLAM I'D BE SURE TO GIVE   
     /_____/_\   MYSELF A NAME THAT ACTUALLY CONTAINED THE WORD "ISLAM" 
     |_(~)_| |                                                          
     | )"( | |   BECAUSE I'M A FUCKING FAGGOT MORON WITH NO ORIGINALITY 
     |(@_@)| |   OR CLEVERNESS AT ALL                                   
hnjw |_____|,'                                                          
                 YES I'M TALKING TO YOU "CAT STEVENS"                   
                                                                        
                 AND THAT WASN'T EVEN YOUR REAL NAME EITHER FAGMONSTER  
                                                                        
                 BLAH BLAH BLAH I'M CAT STEVENS 9/11 WAS A JEWISH       
                 CONSPIRACY AND THE HOLOCAUST DIDN'T HAPPEN             
                                                                        
                 DOOT DEE DOO SINGING GAY SONGS AND HEILING HITLER      
                                                                        
                 NEXT UP: YOUR NAME BEING FEATURED ON THE BACK OF A MILK
                 CARTON                                                 

#2448: BABY CUP

Tue, 2006 Mar 7

islam

                   .                                                 
                    `:.    MASTURBATING IN A CUP AND THEN TALKING    
                      `:.   TO THE CUP LIKE IT'S A BABY              
              .:'     ,::                                            
             .:'      ;:'                                            
             ::      ;:'                                             
              :    .:'                                               
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: ,'"`::.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.::'                                     
`.`.  `:-===-===-===-===-===-:'                                      
  `.`-._:                   :       OKAY SERIOUSLY AT WHAT POINT DOES
    `-.__`.               ,' met.    THIS CROSS THE LINE AND GET     
,--------`"`-------------'--------.   MUSLIMS RIOTING                
 `"--.__                   __.--"'                                   
        `""-------------""'        BECAUSE THAT SHIT'S JUST FUNNY    

#2489: ALL GOOD MUSLIMS

Mon, 2006 Apr 17

islam

     SO IF ALL GOOD MUSLIMS ARE SUPPOSED TO KILL NON-MUSLIMS            
      THEN WHICH ONE ARE WE AND WHO'S THE ONE THAT'S GOING TO           
       TURN THEIR DESERTS INTO GLASS AND THEN PAVE THEM OVER            
        AND BUILD WALMARTS, BURGER KINGS, AND PORN SHOPS                
                                                                        
                                                                        
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#2581: NOT TALKING ABOUT ISLAM

Tue, 2006 Jul 18

islam

      .;.                                                      
     | = |    I'D LIKE TO JOIN A RELIGION THAT REQUIRES ME     
     ''|''     TO PRAY EVERY TEN SECONDS                       
       |                                                       
:F_P:  |         BECAUSE THAT SOUNDS LIKE A REALLY CONSTRUCTIVE
      /|\         USE OF MY AND GOD'S TIME                     

#2608: YOU KNOW WHAT'S FUNNY

Mon, 2006 Aug 14

911, islam

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                                     `"`                                 
                                                                         
    YOU KNOW WHAT'S FUNNY ?!?!?!?!?!?? ARABS                             
                                                                         
    MUSLIMS IN GENERAL BUT ARABS ESPECIALLY                              
                                                                         
    IF 9/11 IS A JOKE DOES THAT MEAN THAT ARABS DRINK PEE IN SHOT GLASSES

#2840: AISHA

Tue, 2007 Apr 3

islam

         ___---___                                                   
      .--         --.                                                
    ./   ()      .-. \.                                              
   /   o    .   (   )  \    AISHA IS ARABIC FOR "MOLESTED AS A CHILD"
  / .            '-'    \                                            
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      `--___   ___--'                                                
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#2932: JESUS SAVES

Wed, 2007 Jul 4

islam

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    JESUS SAVES,                                                 
                                                                 
     MOSES INVESTS,                                              
                                                                 
      AND MOHAMMAD BURNS THROUGH HIS CAPITAL                     

#2935: IN DEFENSE OF WICCA

Sat, 2007 Jul 7

islam, mormon, wiccan*

 (       "     )                                                        
  ( _  *                                                                
     * (     /           ___                                            
        "     "        _/ /     WHY OF COURSE WICCA IS A REAL RELIGION  
       (   *  )    ___/   |                                             
         )   "     _ o)'-./__     IT'S JUST LIKE CHRISTIANITY OR THE    
        *  _ )    (_, . $$$       ONE WITH THE SUICIDE BOMBERS OR       
        (  )   __ __ 7_ $$$$      THE ONE WITH BLUE DUDES WITH FOUR ARMS
         ( :  { _)  '---  $\      OR THE ONE WITH THE CRAZY SALAMANDERS 
    ______'___//__\   ____, \                                           
     )           ( \_/ _____\_                                          
   .'             \   \------''.                                        
   |='           '=|  |         )                                       
   |               |  |  .    _/    WELL I GUESS I'M NOT REALLY SURE    
    \    (. ) ,   /  /__I_____\     WHERE I'M GOING WITH THIS ONE       
snd  '._/_)_(\__.'   (__,(__,_]     SO I'LL JUST STOP HERE              
    @---()_.'---@                                                       

#3000: MQ-9

Mon, 2007 Sep 10

islam

                 FOLKS WE'D LIKE TO UNVEIL THE MQ-9 MUSLIM RAPER
wkm |\______.                                                   
    '-====---"   SORRY SORRY THAT'S REAPER SORRY                
                                                                
                 PLUS OR MINUS MUSLIMS                          

#3035: GOD HELP ME

Mon, 2007 Oct 15

god help me, islam

          _.._                                      
        .' .-'`     GOD HELP ME                     
       /  /                                         
       |  |         BECAUSE ALLAH SURE AS SHIT WON'T
       \  '.___.;                                   
jgs     '._  _.'    (THAT FUCKING SLACKER)          
           ``                                       

#3084: LOSER

Mon, 2007 Dec 3

islam, topical

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#3159: GOD HELP ME II

Sat, 2008 Feb 16

god help me, islam

                                          OKAY I'D LIKE TO AMEND MY PREVIOUS
                                          "GOD HELP ME" REGARDING ALLAH     
 _________________                        NOT BEING SIMILARLY INCLINED      
|'-========OoO===='-.              __                                       
| ||'-.____'-.'-.____'-.          (**\    SERIOUSLY IT'S NOT WHAT YOU THINK 
| ||  |      |  |      |         -.' \    IT'S BECAUSE I KEEP SENDING ALLAH 
 '-|  |      |  |      |           , .`   LETTERS, FOLLOWING HIM HOME FROM  
    '-|______|__|______|          /__|    WORK AND LEAVING UNWANTED PRESENTS
                                 // ||    FOR HIM AND THAT'S WHY HE FILED A 
                                -'  -'    RESTRAINING ORDER AGAINST ME      

#3247: FATWA

Wed, 2008 May 14

islam

     .------.         .------.                                       
   .'      //`.     .'        `.    THERE IS A FATWA AGAINST MY BALLS
  /       //   \   /            \                                    
 |       //     : |    ......:::::                                   
 :      //      | :::::''''''    |                                   
  \    //      /   \            /                                    
   `._//    _.'     `._      _.'    JUST FYI                         
AsH  `"----"'         `"----"'                                       

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