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#2055: TSUNAMI THREAT Mon, 2005 Feb 7 michael moore, tsunami ,( ,( ,( ,( ,( ,( ,( ,( `-' `-' `-' `-' `-' `-' `-' `-' ` THERE IS NO TSUNAMI THREAT THERE IS NO TSUNAMI THREAT YES THERE HAVE BEEN HORRIFIC ACTS OF TSUNAMIS AND YES THERE WILL BE ACTS OF TSUNAMIS AGAIN BUT THAT DOES NOT MEAN THAT THERE IS SOME MASSIVE TSUNAMI THREAT #2078: TSUNAMI DEATH TOLL Wed, 2005 Mar 2 tsunami __________________________________ | |\ MAN THAT TSUNAMI DEATH TOLL | | \ IS SURE TRYING TO GET HIGH | _ _ _ | | SCORE \`-.__,-'\`-.__,-'\`-.__,-'\`-.__,-'\| \_ \_ \_ \_ \ WILL IT ROLL OVER SOON ?!?!?!? `-.__,-' `-.__,-' `-.__,-' `-.__,-' _ _ _ _ |\`-.__,-'\`-.__,-'\`-.__,-'\`-.__,-'\ | \_ \_ \_ \_ \ DO YOU KIDS EVEN KNOW WHAT THAT | | `-.__,-'|`-.__,-'|`-.__,-'|`-.__,-| MEANS \| | | | | |_________|________|________|_______| drx #2081: THE PATRIOT ACT Sat, 2005 Mar 5 patriot act, tsunami _.====.._ ,:._ ~-_ `\ ~-_ | _ _ | `. ,/ /_)/ | | ~-_ -..__..-'' \_ \_\ `_ ~~--..__...----... THE PATRIOT ACT IS WEAKENING OUR DEFENSES AGAINST TSUNAMIS #2151: JOINT OPERATIONS: ESCALATION Sat, 2005 May 14 tsunami [ O ] \ \ p HOW COME JOINT OPERATIONS: ESCALATION \ \ \o/ DOESN'T HAVE TSUNAMIS \ \--'---_ /\ \ / ~~\_ ./---/__|=/_/------//~~~\ /___________________/O O \ (===(\_________(===(Oo o o O) W< \~~~\____/ \---\Oo__o-- ~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~~

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