> HOME
> CURRENT
> RANDOM
> BEST OF
> RSS FEED
> CONTACT
 
    _    ____   ____ ___ ___      _         _     _____          _       
   / \  / ___| / ___|_ _|_ _|    / \   _ __| |_  |  ___|_ _ _ __| |_ ___ 
  / _ \ \___ \| |    | | | |    / _ \ | '__| __| | |_ / _` | '__| __/ __|
 / ___ \ ___) | |___ | | | |   / ___ \| |  | |_  |  _| (_| | |  | |_\__ \
/_/   \_\____/ \____|___|___| /_/   \_\_|   \__| |_|  \__,_|_|   \__|___/
"THE TRUTH IN UPPERCASE IS STILL THE TRUTH"
 BY NUMBER <
BY TITLE <
BY DATE <
BY DAY <
BY CALENDAR <
BY KEYWORD <

2010 (3)
24 (5)
911 (29)
aaliyah (6)
al gore (2)
alien (2)
all you have (3)
anger* (5)
anime (14)
anna nicole smith (3)
annie ascii (6)
answer bear* (3)
apollo (6)
apple (4)
aria giovanni (3)
asia carrera (2)
asperger (6)
atari (3)
babylon 5 (3)
battlefield (8)
battlestar galactica (2)
beatles (2)
best of (28)
best part (12)
bionic woman (2)
blank (3)
blog (35)
bobby brown (4)
bravo (8)
britney spears (2)
bush (5)
calvin (2)
canada (9)
cassini (3)
chalkboard (2)
chaps* (3)
cheers (2)
clam* (3)
confessions* (7)
conspiracy duck* (10)
cosby (3)
creampie (3)
critic (4)
crysis (2)
dean (32)
defcon (3)
derek smart (4)
desirae (2)
dilbert (5)
disney (20)
doctor who (3)
don't hate me (2)
doom (9)
dot (2)
dune (3)
eaten* (2)
election 2004 (7)
election 2008 (30)
ellen degeneres (2)
er (2)
escher (2)
everybody loves raymond (3)
family guy (3)
fear (2)
figlet (27)
flea* (3)
fred friendly (2)
freespace (4)
french (10)
friends (3)
garfield (5)
geography (7)
german (15)
gnutella (2)
god help me (2)
google (5)
grand theft auto (8)
gun free zones (2)
haiku (8)
half-life (7)
halo (3)
harry potter (4)
henry (5)
hershey* (3)
hillary clinton (2)
hulk (3)
hurricane (7)
ideograms (4)
immigration (4)
inconsolable (2)
iphone (2)
iraq (14)
islam (16)
jasmin st. claire (2)
jerkcity (2)
jesus (13)
jody watley (2)
john travolta (2)
jon stewart (3)
katamari (2)
kirara (3)
korean (2)
law and order (8)
left eye (4)
linux (5)
logo (16)
lord of the rings (3)
lottery (2)
lyrics (11)
macintosh (5)
marilyn manson (2)
mash (5)
matrix (3)
meme (4)
memento (2)
meta (2)
michael jackson (8)
michael moore (5)
midori (2)
milf (4)
mormon (2)
nabis (2)
napster (2)
nasa (3)
nazi (6)
nerd boy (8)
nethack (4)
newsgroup (43)
niven (2)
ocean's thirteen (2)
onion (2)
open source (9)
original (27)
orkut (2)
p2p (4)
pac-man (4)
panther (4)
particle (2)
patriot act (2)
peanuts (15)
perl (2)
perspective (6)
please shut up* (2)
pluto (3)
poem (4)
pokemon (3)
poker (13)
polyamory (3)
pooh (8)
porn (29)
pornstar (47)
portal (4)
powerpuff (2)
python (2)
quake (6)
quebec (2)
queer eye (3)
r. kelly (3)
rape rays* (3)
red dwarf (2)
rent (2)
richard stallman (2)
roger ebert (6)
ron paul (2)
russian (2)
sanrio (3)
sarah silverman (2)
saturday night live (4)
scrubs (3)
second life (2)
sesame (7)
sesame street (3)
shitting (2)
shuttle (2)
simple (5)
simpsons (8)
skull (2)
slashdot (4)
south park (4)
special (2)
spice girls (3)
spongebob (2)
spore (2)
star trek (23)
star wars (14)
starcraft (3)
starship troopers (2)
strike (2)
tattoo (9)
tax (2)
tetris (2)
thanksgiving (3)
third rock (2)
tlc (3)
togos (2)
tomb raider (4)
tools* (2)
topical (89)
transsexual (2)
transvestite (3)
treo (2)
true story (3)
tsunami (4)
twitter (2)
understatement (5)
usenet (7)
vanessa del rio (2)
vegan (2)
west wing (11)
wiccan* (7)
wii (2)
wiki (2)
wikipedia (31)
wishful thinking (8)
witchblade (3)
wolfenstein (2)
word (51)
wwjd (3)
xbox (2)
zombie* (4)

#1288: HOBBIT

Thu, 2003 Jan 2

lord of the rings 

                       /\                                           
        _/\           /  \                                          
    _  /   \         /    \/\   AS THE SAGA UNFOLDED, FRODO CAME TO 
   / \/   _ \     /\/\  _  _/\   TO BE KNOWN AS THE CRUISIEST HOBBIT
  /   \_ / \/\_/\/_/  \/ \/   \   EVER IN THE HISTORY OF MIDDLE     
 /\/\   \_   /   \/            \   EARTH                            
/    \___/\ /     \             \                                   
           \       \             \   (THE PRIOR HOLDER OF THE TITLE 
           .-"---.  \             \   WAS OF COURSE PIPPIN)         
__..---.. /       \  \             \                                
         /\___.-'./\''--..____..--''                                
`-.      \/ O) (O \/ ''--.._                                        
    __    |  (_)  |         _.-'-._                                 
   / /  __/\\___//\__ ..--''-._                                     
   | (_/\ \/`---'\/ /\         `-._                                 
_.-\ \/  \  \   /  /  \.-'-._                                       
   /\|   /  -| |-  \   \     `-._                                   
  | ||  /\  -| |-  /\   \        `-.                                
   \/|_/ |  -|_\-  |/   /                                           
   \ \   /  /B_B\  \\  /                                            
   / (   \_/  _  \_/ \/                                             
.__\ \   /    |    \_/                                              
   ) /''-| __ | __ |                                                
   |(    \    |    /---...___                                       
   /|    /____|____\         '-._                                   
   ||     |   ||   |                                                
   \\     ///\\//\\\                                                
jro \|   oOO(_)(_)OOo

#1293: GANDALF THE GREY

Tue, 2003 Jan 7

lord of the rings 

   I FANCY THE BLOKES                                    
                                                         
,       \              _,-                               
 (\      \           _,-','                              
  \\      \       ,-"  ,'                                
   \\      \    ,'   ,'                                  
    \\        _:.----__.-."-._,-._                       
     \\    .-".:--`:::::.:.:'  )  `-.                    
      \\   `. ::L .::::::'`-._  (  ) :                   
       \\    ":::::::'  `-.   `-_ ) ,'                   
        \\.._/_`:::,' `.     .  `-:                      
        :" _   "\"" `-_    .    `  `.                    
         "\\"":--\     `-.__ ` .     `.                  
           \\'::  \    _-"__`--.__ `  . `.     _,--..-   
            \\ ::  \_-":)(        ""-._ ` `.-''          
             \\`:`-":::/ \\ .   .      `-.  :            
             :\\:::::::'  \\     `    .   `. :           
              :\\:':':'  . \\           `,  : :          
              : \\     .    \\      .       `. :       ,-
             __`:\\      .   \\ .   `  ,'    ,: :   ,-'  
      _,---""  :  \\ '        \\  .          :-"  ,'     
  ,-""        :    \\:  .  :   \\  `  '     ,'   /       
 '            :  :  \       .   \\   .   _,'  ,-'        
             :  .   '       :   :`   `,-' ,--'           
              :     :   :      ,'-._,' ,-'               
              _:     :        :8:  ,--'                  
             :dd`-._,'-._.__-""' ,'                      
                           ,----'                        
                    _.----'                              
            __..--""                                     
          ""

#1382: MAGNETO AND GANDALF

Sun, 2003 Apr 6

lord of the rings 

 ,                      _,-                                          
(\                  _,-','    ANYONE NOTICE THAT BOTH GANDALF        
 \\              ,-"  ,'     AND MAGNETO ARE BOTH HOMOS ??????       
  \\           ,'   ,'                                               
   \\        _:.----__.-."-._,-._    WHAT THE FUCK MAN               
    \\    .-".:--`:::::.:.:'  )  `-.                                 
     \\   `. ::L .::::::'`-._  (  ) :   I DON'T THINK THE            
      \\    ":::::::'  `-.   `-_ ) ,'  ORIGINAL AUTHORS              
       \\.._/_`:::,' `.     .  `-:    INTENDED THAT LITTLE TWIST     
       :" _   "\"" `-_    .    `  `.                                 
        "\\"":--\     `-.__ ` .     `.                               
          \\'::  \    _-"__`--.__ `  . `.     _,--..-                
           \\ ::  \_-":)(        ""-._ ` `.-''                       
            \\`:`-":::/ \\ .   .      `-.  :    LET'S HOPE THEY DON'T
            :\\:::::::'  \\     `    .   `. :    MAKE SEQUELS WHERE  
             :\\:':':'  . \\           `,  : :    THEY BOTH ANNOUNCE 
             : \\     .    \\      .       `. :   TO THE WORLD ABOUT 
            __`:\\      .   \\ .   `  ,'    ,: :  HOW GAY THEY ARE   
     _,---""  :  \\ '        \\  .          :-"  AND KISS AND STUFF  
 ,-""        :    \\:  .  :   \\  `  '     ,'                        
'            :  :  \       .   \\   .   _,'                          
            :  .   '       :   :`   `,-' ,--'                        
             :     :   :      ,'-._,' ,-'                            
             _:     :        :8:  ,--'                               
            :dd`-._,'-._.__-""' ,'                                   
                          ,----'                                     
                   _.----'            THE ORIGINAL AUTHORS           
           __..--""         BEING OF COURSE GILBERT AND SULLIVAN     
         ""

FART BACK NEW
WHAT'S IT LIKE DOWN IN THAT WELL?
CHAT NEW#AAF @ EFNET on IRC
BY KEYWORD 2010, 24, 911, aaliyah, al gore, alien, all you have, anger*, anime, anna nicole smith, annie ascii, answer bear*, apollo, apple, aria giovanni, asia carrera, asperger, atari, babylon 5, battlefield, battlestar galactica, beatles, best of, best part, bionic woman, blank, blog, bobby brown, bravo, britney spears, bush, calvin, canada, cassini, chalkboard, chaps*, cheers, clam*, confessions*, conspiracy duck*, cosby, creampie, critic, crysis, dean, defcon, derek smart, desirae, dilbert, disney, doctor who, don't hate me, doom, dot, dune, eaten*, election 2004, election 2008, ellen degeneres, er, escher, everybody loves raymond, family guy, fear, figlet, flea*, fred friendly, freespace, french, friends, garfield, geography, german, gnutella, god help me, google, grand theft auto, gun free zones, haiku, half-life, halo, harry potter, henry, hershey*, hillary clinton, hulk, hurricane, ideograms, immigration, inconsolable, iphone, iraq, islam, jasmin st. claire, jerkcity, jesus, jody watley, john travolta, jon stewart, katamari, kirara, korean, law and order, left eye, linux, logo, lord of the rings, lottery, lyrics, macintosh, marilyn manson, mash, matrix, meme, memento, meta, michael jackson, michael moore, midori, milf, mormon, nabis, napster, nasa, nazi, nerd boy, nethack, newsgroup, niven, ocean's thirteen, onion, open source, original, orkut, p2p, pac-man, panther, particle, patriot act, peanuts, perl, perspective, please shut up*, pluto, poem, pokemon, poker, polyamory, pooh, porn, pornstar, portal, powerpuff, python, quake, quebec, queer eye, r. kelly, rape rays*, red dwarf, rent, richard stallman, roger ebert, ron paul, russian, sanrio, sarah silverman, saturday night live, scrubs, second life, sesame, sesame street, shitting, shuttle, simple, simpsons, skull, slashdot, south park, special, spice girls, spongebob, spore, star trek, star wars, starcraft, starship troopers, strike, tattoo, tax, tetris, thanksgiving, third rock, tlc, togos, tomb raider, tools*, topical, transsexual, transvestite, treo, true story, tsunami, twitter, understatement, usenet, vanessa del rio, vegan, west wing, wiccan*, wii, wiki, wikipedia, wishful thinking, witchblade, wolfenstein, word, wwjd, xbox, zombie*
TOYS
FACTOIDS
  • number of strips: 3450
  • first strip created on: Fri, 1999 Jun 25 (9.4 years ago)
  • number of upcoming strips in the queue: 3 (0.4 weeks' worth)
MORE STUFF Jerk Your Own Adventure, oo, Jerkcity, Viscera!, Her!, Those Drinky-Drink Kids, Exploding Dog, Penny Arcade, VG Cats, Dinosaur Comics, xkcd
MORE ASCII ART Andreas Freise's ASCII Art Dictionary, Open Directory: ASCII Art, Christopher Johnson's ASCII Art Collection, Joan Stark's ASCII Art Gallery