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#978: FRENCH SHARK

Tue, 2002 Feb 26

french

      BONJOUR MADAME SI VOUS LICHEZ MON DICK            
      JE PROMETTRAI D'ETRE MOINS FRANCAIS EH EH         
                        __                              
     o                 /' )                             
                     /'   (                          ,  
                 __/'     )                        .' `;
  o      _.-~~~~'          ``---..__             .'   ; 
    _.--'  b)                       ``--...____.'   .'  
   (     _.      )).      `-._                     <    
    `\|\|\|\|)-.....___.-     `-.         __...--'-.'.  
jgs   `---......____...---`.___.'----... .'         `.; 
                                       `-`           `  

#979: WHAT PART DON'T YOU UNDERSTAND

Wed, 2002 Feb 27

french

        WHAT PART OF "IF YOU LICK MY DICK I WILL       
        PROMISE TO BE LESS FRENCH" DON'T YOU UNDERSTAND
                                                       
*     *    *     /\__/\  *    ---    *                 
   *            /      \    /     \                    
        *   *  |  -  -  |  |       |*                  
 *   __________| \     /|  |       |                   
   /              \ T / |   \     /                    
 /                      |  *  ---                      
|  ||     |    |       /             *                 
|  ||    /______\     / |*     *                       
|  | \  |  /     \   /  |                              
 \/   | |\ \      | | \ \                              
      | | \ \     | |  \ \                             
      | |  \ \    | |   \ \                            
      '''   '''   '''    '''   Melissa                 

#1082: NOBODY LIKES THE FRENCH

Mon, 2002 Jun 10

french, german, strike

             .                                                 
             |~                                                
            /|\                                                
           |-.-|                                               
           '-:-'                                               
            [|]                                                
            [|]        NOBODY LIKES THE FRENCH                 
            [|]                                                
            [|]        NOT EVEN ME                             
            [|]                                                
           .[|].       WAIT A MINUTE I DO LIKE THE FRENCH      
           :/|\:                                               
           [/|\]       IF YOU ARE FRENCH SEND E-MAIL           
           [/|\]       AND I WILL TOTALLY SUCK YOU OFF         
         .:_#|#_:.                                             
         |_ '-' _|     WAIT WAIT FROGS DON'T HAVE DICKS        
         /\:-.-:/\                                             
        /\|_[|]_|/\    NO DICKS AND NO NAZI AUCTIONS           
      _/\|~ [|] ~|/\_                                          
      [''=-.[|].-='']  CHRIST NO WONDER THERE'S A PETROL STRIKE
      :-._   |   _.-:                                          
      //\;::-:-::;/\\  FUCKING FAGGOTS                         
     /\.'-\\/|\//-'./\                                         
   .'\/'   :\|/:   '\/'.                                       
 .//\('    [\|/]    ')/\\.                                     
'':][\.'  .[\|/].  './][:''                                    
    ''    :/\|/\:    ''                                        
         .[\/|\/].                                             
           '.|.'                                               
             '                                                 

#1654: ZUT ALORS

Sat, 2004 Jan 3

french

IF YOU FUCKING FRENCH PEOPLE DON'T ZIP YOUR TRAPS THEN:
                                                       
                      '  ______                        
                 __,-~~/~    " `---.                   
        "      _/_~~~(   '"  \  ~`~ )\__   '           
            __/    *   <   '|**  /   )  \__            
 ------===(((((====------------------===))))===-----   
             \/  ~~~"""~~~"""''()  ...')~/             
     (((  '  (_ (   \  (     >     ' .  \)   )))  "    
             " \_(__ <    *'  " .  ~~ >_>'             
                     ~ `-|' *:>|--"---~/     '         
           (((  *        ||~`".|  *     )))            
                         |'|.|.|                       
               '     ((  | ".|.|    ))*    '           
                        *|| :|*|`.                     
 __________________((((( |jro|~| )))))_________________

#1747: USEFUL FRENCH PHRASES

Mon, 2004 Apr 5

french

       ^                                                 
       |    THE ONLY FRENCH I KNOW IS "IF I PAY YOU AN   
       +    EXTRA TEN FRANCS WILL YOU FUCKING WASH FIRST"
       |                                                 
       |                                                 
       |                                                 
       |                                                 
       |                                                 
       A                                                 
      ===                ________                        
     /EEE\               |______|                        
    //EEE\\              |*(  )*|         ejm 97         
___//_____\\_____________|O|  |O|_______                 
                                                         
                                ---------- __o           
 _ ~ ,_  ==c/                  --------  _ \<,_          
(*)\/(*)  (\/\               -------    (*)/ (*)         

#2061: EVER SO HUMBLE

Sun, 2005 Feb 13

french

    _  _             FRENCH:      ENGLISH:             
 __//  |___.         JOUET        BE IT EVER SO        
|'_ '--' _ |         POUR         HUMBLE THERE'S       
`(_)----(_)'=        CHATS        NO PLACE LIKE METHLAB

#2132: VIVE LA FRANCE

Mon, 2005 Apr 25

french

             .                         
             |~                        
            /|\                        
           |-.-|                       
           '-:-'         ,             
            [|]    LIBERTE             
            [|]             ,          
            [|]       EGALITE          
            [|]                       ,
            [|]          OBSTRUCTIONITE
           .[|].                       
           :/|\:                       
           [/|\]                       
           [/|\]                       
         .:_#|#_:.                     
         |_ '-' _|                     
         /\:-.-:/\                     
        /\|_[|]_|/\                    
      _/\|~ [|] ~|/\_                  
      [''=-.[|].-='']                  
      :-._   |   _.-:                  
      //\;::-:-::;/\\                  
     /\.'-\\/|\//-'./\                 
   .'\/'   :\|/:   '\/'.               
 .//\('    [\|/]    ')/\\.             
'':][\.'  .[\|/].  './][:''            
    ''    :/\|/\:    ''                
      SM .[\/|\/].                     
           '.|.'                       
             '                         

#2173: QUICK TIP

Sun, 2005 Jun 5

canada, french, quebec

              |>    |>     HERE'S A HANDY QUICK TIP FOLKS                
              |_____|                                                    
             /\|/\|/\\       WHENEVER YOU RECEIVE EMAIL FROM SOMEONE     
          __/ L L L L \/\    ALWAYS CHECK THE DOMAIN NAME IN REVERSE     
         //\\ L L L L L |        ORDER !!!!                              
        | L | L L L L L |   |>                                           
 |>   __| L | L L L L L |   |__                                          
 |   / L \L | L L L L L |__/\|/\                                         
 /\_/_/_/_/_/_/_/_/_/_/_/_/ L L \        IF YOU SEE:                     
| L | L L L L L L L L L L |L L L |  /\                                   
| L | L L L L L L L L L L |L L L |__||        CA                         
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~                                   
                         ||___________   PRECEDED BY                     
Rc________||            //  L  L  L  /                                   
  L L L  //\\          //  L  L  L  /         QC                         
 L L L  //  \\        //  L  L  L  /                                     
_______// /\ \\       ||__________|                                      
-------|| [] ||       || [] [] [] |                                      
 L L L ||    ||       ||          |  THEN YOU CAN GO AHEAD AND DELETE IT 
=======||             || [] [] [] |  WITHOUT READING IT BECAUSE IT'S     
///////||             ||          |  JUST THOSE FUCKING QUEBECOIS FAGGOTS
 [] [] ||             || [] [] [] |                                      

#2559: PARISIANS

Mon, 2006 Jun 26

french, topical

   ___ _______________________                                       
  |===|=======================|                                      
  |||||_|_|_|_|_|_|_|_|_|_|_|_|   GAYS AND LESBIANS MARCHING ON PARIS
 [___[_________________________]  FOR GAY PRIDE ?!?!?!?              
  |---|-------|--_-_--|-------|                                      
  |[ ]| [:.:] |,'`. `.| [:.:] |   FIRST IMMIGRANTS THEN STUDENTS NOW 
  ====|========    ||:|========   THE HOMO BRIGADE !?!?!?            
  ||^||  {$}  |    ||:|  {$}  |                                      
  ||:|| (:..) |    ||:| (:.:) |   JESUS DON'T YOU PARISIANS HAVE JOBS
  ||:||=======|    ||:|=======|   OR SOMETHING                       
  ||:||_______|    ||:|_______|                                      
                                  OH                                 
jrei                                                                 
                                  RIGHT                              

#2631: DON'T TRUST THE FRENCH

Wed, 2006 Sep 6

french

       ^                                        
       |                                        
       +    I DON'T TRUST FRENCH PEOPLE         
       |      FARTHER THAN I CAN SHIT THEM OUT  
       |                                        
       |                                        
       |                                        
       |                                        
       A                                        
      ===                ________               
     /EEE\               |______|               
    //EEE\\              |*(  )*|         ejm 97
___//_____\\_____________|O|  |O|_______        

#3716: AZERTY

Wed, 2009 Aug 26

french

                |               
                |               
                A               
              _/X\_             
              \/X\/             
               |V|              
               |A|              
               |V|              
              /XXX\             
              |\/\|             
              |/\/|             
              |\/\|             
              |/\/|             
              |\/\|             
              |/\/|             
             IIIIIII            
             |\/_\/|            
            /\// \\/\           
            |/|   |\|           
           /\X/___\X/\          
          IIIIIIIIIIIII         
         /`-\/XXXXX\/-`\        
       /`.-'/\|/I\|/\'-.`\      
      /`\-/_.-"` `"-._ \-/\     
     /.-'.'           '.'-.\    
jgs /`\-/               \-/`\   
 _/`-'/`_               _`\'-`\_
                                
           RQPE FRQNCE          

#5332: SACRE-COEUR

Tue, 2014 Jan 28

french

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   '''             / -=\       ...                                   
                n |. -=.| n   '...'                                  
            .../-\:.===.:7-\          ....                           
           '...:=:|:/o\:|:=:         '....                           
''.            |H|.'|T|`.|H|                                         
''            ,'='=,-:-,='-'.     WE CAN'T DO ANYTHING RIGHT         
            :-|/o\|:|;|:|/o\|-:       INCLUDING SPELLING SIMPLE WORDS
.,          |'|---=======---|'|           SUCH AS "SCARED" OR "HEART"
;:;, .,, ..,|;_.;;..;;;..;;.|;|,,. .;.                               
:::;|___|=========================|___| ,.                           
:;:;;===|  .::.   .:::::.   .::.  |===|;;;                           
::;;:___|_|;;;;|_|;;;;;;;|_|;;;;|_|__.::::                           
:;:;,,,/===/,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,\===\::;;;;                           
l42::/===/:::::::::::::::::::::::\===\;:;:                           

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