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#978: FRENCH SHARK Tue, 2002 Feb 26 french BONJOUR MADAME SI VOUS LICHEZ MON DICK JE PROMETTRAI D'ETRE MOINS FRANCAIS EH EH __ o /' ) /' ( , __/' ) .' `; o _.-~~~~' ``---..__ .' ; _.--' b) ``--...____.' .' ( _. )). `-._ < `\|\|\|\|)-.....___.- `-. __...--'-.'. jgs `---......____...---`.___.'----... .' `.; `-` ` #979: WHAT PART DON'T YOU UNDERSTAND Wed, 2002 Feb 27 french WHAT PART OF "IF YOU LICK MY DICK I WILL PROMISE TO BE LESS FRENCH" DON'T YOU UNDERSTAND * * * /\__/\ * --- * * / \ / \ * * | - - | | |* * __________| \ /| | | / \ T / | \ / / | * --- | || | | / * | || /______\ / |* * | | \ | / \ / | \/ | |\ \ | | \ \ | | \ \ | | \ \ | | \ \ | | \ \ ''' ''' ''' ''' Melissa #1082: NOBODY LIKES THE FRENCH Mon, 2002 Jun 10 french, german, strike . |~ /|\ |-.-| '-:-' [|] [|] NOBODY LIKES THE FRENCH [|] [|] NOT EVEN ME [|] .[|]. WAIT A MINUTE I DO LIKE THE FRENCH :/|\: [/|\] IF YOU ARE FRENCH SEND E-MAIL [/|\] AND I WILL TOTALLY SUCK YOU OFF .:_#|#_:. |_ '-' _| WAIT WAIT FROGS DON'T HAVE DICKS /\:-.-:/\ /\|_[|]_|/\ NO DICKS AND NO NAZI AUCTIONS _/\|~ [|] ~|/\_ [''=-.[|].-=''] CHRIST NO WONDER THERE'S A PETROL STRIKE :-._ | _.-: //\;::-:-::;/\\ FUCKING FAGGOTS /\.'-\\/|\//-'./\ .'\/' :\|/: '\/'. .//\(' [\|/] ')/\\. '':][\.' .[\|/]. './][:'' '' :/\|/\: '' .[\/|\/]. '.|.' ' #1654: ZUT ALORS Sat, 2004 Jan 3 french IF YOU FUCKING FRENCH PEOPLE DON'T ZIP YOUR TRAPS THEN: ' ______ __,-~~/~ " `---. " _/_~~~( '" \ ~`~ )\__ ' __/ * < '|** / ) \__ ------===(((((====------------------===))))===----- \/ ~~~"""~~~"""''() ...')~/ ((( ' (_ ( \ ( > ' . \) ))) " " \_(__ < *' " . ~~ >_>' ~ `-|' *:>|--"---~/ ' ((( * ||~`".| * ))) |'|.|.| ' (( | ".|.| ))* ' *|| :|*|`. __________________((((( |jro|~| )))))_________________ #1747: USEFUL FRENCH PHRASES Mon, 2004 Apr 5 french ^ | THE ONLY FRENCH I KNOW IS "IF I PAY YOU AN + EXTRA TEN FRANCS WILL YOU FUCKING WASH FIRST" | | | | | A === ________ /EEE\ |______| //EEE\\ |*( )*| ejm 97 ___//_____\\_____________|O| |O|_______ ---------- __o _ ~ ,_ ==c/ -------- _ \<,_ (*)\/(*) (\/\ ------- (*)/ (*) #2061: EVER SO HUMBLE Sun, 2005 Feb 13 french _ _ FRENCH: ENGLISH: __// |___. JOUET BE IT EVER SO |'_ '--' _ | POUR HUMBLE THERE'S `(_)----(_)'= CHATS NO PLACE LIKE METHLAB #2132: VIVE LA FRANCE Mon, 2005 Apr 25 french . |~ /|\ |-.-| '-:-' , [|] LIBERTE [|] , [|] EGALITE [|] , [|] OBSTRUCTIONITE .[|]. :/|\: [/|\] [/|\] .:_#|#_:. |_ '-' _| /\:-.-:/\ /\|_[|]_|/\ _/\|~ [|] ~|/\_ [''=-.[|].-=''] :-._ | _.-: //\;::-:-::;/\\ /\.'-\\/|\//-'./\ .'\/' :\|/: '\/'. .//\(' [\|/] ')/\\. '':][\.' .[\|/]. './][:'' '' :/\|/\: '' SM .[\/|\/]. '.|.' ' #2173: QUICK TIP Sun, 2005 Jun 5 canada, french, quebec |> |> HERE'S A HANDY QUICK TIP FOLKS |_____| /\|/\|/\\ WHENEVER YOU RECEIVE EMAIL FROM SOMEONE __/ L L L L \/\ ALWAYS CHECK THE DOMAIN NAME IN REVERSE //\\ L L L L L | ORDER !!!! | L | L L L L L | |> |> __| L | L L L L L | |__ | / L \L | L L L L L |__/\|/\ /\_/_/_/_/_/_/_/_/_/_/_/_/ L L \ IF YOU SEE: | L | L L L L L L L L L L |L L L | /\ | L | L L L L L L L L L L |L L L |__|| CA ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ||___________ PRECEDED BY Rc________|| // L L L / L L L //\\ // L L L / QC L L L // \\ // L L L / _______// /\ \\ ||__________| -------|| [] || || [] [] [] | L L L || || || | THEN YOU CAN GO AHEAD AND DELETE IT =======|| || [] [] [] | WITHOUT READING IT BECAUSE IT'S ///////|| || | JUST THOSE FUCKING QUEBECOIS FAGGOTS [] [] || || [] [] [] | #2559: PARISIANS Mon, 2006 Jun 26 french, topical ___ _______________________ |===|=======================| |||||_|_|_|_|_|_|_|_|_|_|_|_| GAYS AND LESBIANS MARCHING ON PARIS [___[_________________________] FOR GAY PRIDE ?!?!?!? |---|-------|--_-_--|-------| |[ ]| [:.:] |,'`. `.| [:.:] | FIRST IMMIGRANTS THEN STUDENTS NOW ====|======== ||:|======== THE HOMO BRIGADE !?!?!? ||^|| {$} | ||:| {$} | ||:|| (:..) | ||:| (:.:) | JESUS DON'T YOU PARISIANS HAVE JOBS ||:||=======| ||:|=======| OR SOMETHING ||:||_______| ||:|_______| OH jrei RIGHT #2631: DON'T TRUST THE FRENCH Wed, 2006 Sep 6 french ^ | + I DON'T TRUST FRENCH PEOPLE | FARTHER THAN I CAN SHIT THEM OUT | | | | A === ________ /EEE\ |______| //EEE\\ |*( )*| ejm 97 ___//_____\\_____________|O| |O|_______

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