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#944: PLONK

Wed, 2002 Jan 23
figlet, plonk, usenet

____ _ _ _ _ _ | _ \ | | ___ _ __ | | __ | | | | | | | |_) | | | / _ \ | '_ \ | |/ / | | | | | | | __/ | | | (_) | | | | | | < |_| |_| |_| |_| |_| \___/ |_| |_| |_|\_\ (_) (_) (_) I'M NEW TO USENET !!!!!!!!!!! BUT I'VE SEEN OTHER PEOPLE SAY IT SO I'M GOING TO REPEAT IT LIKE A USELESS TURD !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I PRESUME IT MEANS SOMETHING LIKE "WELL PLAYED" BUT I'M NOT SURE

#1173: PLONK II: THE WRATH OF PLONK

Mon, 2002 Sep 9
plonk, usenet

_____________ _____________ `-._ ..::| `-._ ..::| . `. ..::| `. ..::| /| | ..::| | ..::| /.| | ..::| _____ | ..::| / :| .--------.| ..::|.-' ..::-.--. .------| ..::| / .:| | /\ .::. ..:.' ..::`. ' | ..::| / .::| /\ |/ \ .::\../ ..::\ | ..::| / ..::|/ \ .---' '---..::bd _ ..::b.._ | ..::|/ ..---' '---. `-. .-' .::PI .:(_) ..::m ) | ..::`-. .-' / \ ..:/.q ..::w / .| .:' / \ /_.-``-._\..:' ..\ ..::/ / .:| ''---/_.-``-._\ ' | ..:.` | ..:`. ..::,' / .::| ..:. ` | ..:| | ..::|`-.__..::-':| / .::' | ..:::|`. ..:\ | ..:J ,' ..:::. ,' ..::/ ..:' ,' ..::::. ) .::b | ..:/ /____..::::\ /____...:/ .:' /____..:::::/ ..::P |.:,' /.:' / ..:::' |,' /.' / ..:-' ' ' /,-' ' I'M A PEDOPHILE !!!!!!!!! NOT LISTENING TO YOU ANYMORE

#1431: ALT FAN NEWSGROUP ABUSE ABUSE ABUSE

Sun, 2003 May 25
dean, usenet

___________________________________ |.-.--.--.--.--.--.--.--.--.--.--.-.| WHO ||(_)(_)(_)(_)(_)(_)(_)(_)(_)(_)(_)|| NEWGROUPED ||(_)(_)(_)(_)(_)(_)(_)(_)(_)(_)(_)|| DEAN ||_|__|__|__|__|__|__|__|__|__|__|_|| STARK [_>_______________________________<_] ||"|""|""|""|""|""|""|""|""|""|""|"|| || | | | | | | | | | | | || ||(_)(_)(_)(_)(_)(_)(_)(_)(_)(_)(_)|| ||(_)(_)(_)(_)(_)(_)(_)(_)(_)(_)(_)|| ||(_)(_)(_)(_)(_)(_)(_)(_)(_)(_)(_)|| ||(_)(_)(_)(_)(_)(_)(_)(_)(_)(_)(_)|| ||(_)(_)(_)(_)(_)(_)(_)(_)(_)(_)(_)|| jgs |'-'--'--'--'--'--'--'--'--'--'--'-'| `"""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""`

#1840: THE GAME DESIGNER

Wed, 2004 Jul 7
usenet

_n_________________ |_|_______________|_| | ,-------------. | YOU SEE I'M A WELL-RESPECTED AND POWERFUL | | .---------. | | GAME DESIGNER, PROGRAMMER, COMPUTER LANGUAGE | | | | | | MARKETER AND EVANGELIST | | | | | | | | | | | | I'M JUST MOWING LAWNS, WORKING IN VIETNAMESE | | | | | | RESTAURANTS, AND STARTING A NEW STINT AS A | | `---------' | | PAID SIGNATURE COLLECTOR IN ORDER TO EXPAND | `---------------' | MY HORIZONS | _ | | _| |_ ,-. | IT'S TOTALLY NOT BECAUSE I'M COMPLETELY FULL ||_ O _| ,-. "._,"| OF SHIT OR ANYTHING | |_| "._," A | | _ _ B | | // // | hjw | // // \\\\\\ | `97 | ` ` \\\\\\ , |________...______,"

#1954: BILL BIXBY

Fri, 2004 Oct 29
haiku, plonk, usenet

__________ ________| |________ | / |||||| \ | | ,' `. | | ,' `. | | ,' |||||||||||||||| `. | ,' /____________________\ `. /______________________________\ | | | | | | |________________________________| |____________________------__| Seal ,----------------------------------------------------, | [][][][][] [][][][][] [][][][] [][__] [][][][] | | | | [][][][][][][][][][][][][][_] [][][] [][][][] | | [_][][][][][][][][][][][][][ | [][][] [][][][] | | [][_][][][][][][][][][][][][]|| [] [][][][] | | [__][][][][][][][][][][][][__] [][][] [][][]|| | | [__][________________][__] [__][]|| | `----------------------------------------------------' LET'S WRITE BILL BIXBY HAIKUS BECAUSE WE'RE ON USENET AND SO WE REALLY CAN'T THINK OF ANYTHING BETTER TO DO WITH OUR TIME I MEAN PLONK

#2601: RETARDED

Mon, 2006 Aug 7
usenet, wikipedia

\\\ (oO) I'M QUOTING A WIKIPEDIA ARTICLE TO BACK UP A LEGAL CLAIM /C \ I'M MAKING ON USENET /__/\\ \\__// __> U<__ _\/_ I.E., I'M RETARDED

#3450: CMSG NEWGROUP

Wed, 2008 Dec 3
election 2008, usenet

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#3710: FISK

Thu, 2009 Aug 20
blog, usenet

_ \|/ FOLKS I INVENTED A NEW TERM IN THE BLOGOSPHERE -c/,=<< ) \ CALLED "TO FISK" ( / < ) | // "( _/ IT MEANS "TO GO THROUGH AN ARTICLE AND RESPOND //_,___,/-' `\_ TO IT POINT BY POINT AND LINE BY LINE LIKE EVERY (___| me \`\ SHITHEAD HAS BEEN DOING ON USENET SINCE 1982" '--) \-- ( ) \ \=(===)==/\ \ | >>(8\= | , \ "" | / \ \ | / \ \ | \ \ \ |___\ \____\ ( ) ( ) miK

#3719: A BEAUTIFUL HAIKU

Sat, 2009 Aug 29
haiku, usenet

/////. ' /.) \ \ |\\\\ ` //////\ / /`-- \ |\\\\ THE SPRING SUN KISSES ///////\_.' / `.\ `. |\\\\ INTIMATELY YOUR FACE ////// _/ `. / `' \ ` PENIS PENIS PENIS ///// .' `-./ \ ///|__ | \ _\ /mv/ / /.' `.-----. \__.-` . | |o o |`. )/ |

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FACTOIDS

number of strips: 5372
first strip created on: Fri, 1999 Jun 25 (14.7 years ago)
number of upcoming strips: 0 (0.0 weeks' worth; empty on Tue, 2023 Feb 21)

MORE STUFF Jerk Your Own Adventure, oo, Jerkcity, Viscera!, Her!, Those Drinky-Drink Kids, Exploding Dog, Penny Arcade, VG Cats, Dinosaur Comics, Cyanide and Happiness, Nedroid Comics, Wondermark

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FART BACK	IS THIS ALL THERE IS?
CHAT	#AAF @ EFnet on IRC
FOLLOW ^NEW!	Conspiracy Duck @ Twitter
TOYS	pick a strip at random view the best of ASCII Art Farts get just the current strip in text format get the current strip and info in text format get all strips in fortune format (run `strfile fortune.txt fortune.txt.dat` then `fortune fortune.txt`) get a list of all strip dates get an RSS feed get an XML dump (gzip compressed) see the list of quotes
FACTOIDS	number of strips: 5372 first strip created on: Fri, 1999 Jun 25 (14.7 years ago) number of upcoming strips: 0 (0.0 weeks' worth; empty on Tue, 2023 Feb 21)
MORE STUFF	Jerk Your Own Adventure, oo, Jerkcity, Viscera!, Her!, Those Drinky-Drink Kids, Exploding Dog, Penny Arcade, VG Cats, Dinosaur Comics, Cyanide and Happiness, Nedroid Comics, Wondermark
MORE ASCII ART	Andreas Freise's ASCII Art Dictionary, alt.ascii-art FAQ, Open Directory: ASCII Art, Christopher Johnson's ASCII Art Collection, Joan Stark's ASCII Art Gallery, The ASCII Art Universe