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#944: PLONK Wed, 2002 Jan 23 figlet, usenet ____ _ _ _ _ _ | _ \ | | ___ _ __ | | __ | | | | | | | |_) | | | / _ \ | '_ \ | |/ / | | | | | | | __/ | | | (_) | | | | | | < |_| |_| |_| |_| |_| \___/ |_| |_| |_|\_\ (_) (_) (_) I'M NEW TO USENET !!!!!!!!!!! BUT I'VE SEEN OTHER PEOPLE SAY IT SO I'M GOING TO REPEAT IT LIKE A USELESS TURD !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I PRESUME IT MEANS SOMETHING LIKE "WELL PLAYED" BUT I'M NOT SURE #1173: PLONK II: THE WRATH OF PLONK Mon, 2002 Sep 9 usenet _____________ _____________ `-._ ..::| `-._ ..::| . `. ..::| `. ..::| /| | ..::| | ..::| /.| | ..::| _____ | ..::| / :| .--------.| ..::|.-' ..::-.--. .------| ..::| / .:| | /\ .::. ..:.' ..::`. ' | ..::| / .::| /\ |/ \ .::\../ ..::\ | ..::| / ..::|/ \ .---' '---..::bd _ ..::b.._ | ..::|/ ..---' '---. `-. .-' .::PI .:(_) ..::m ) | ..::`-. .-' / \ ..:/.q ..::w / .| .:' / \ /_.-``-._\..:' ..\ ..::/ / .:| ''---/_.-``-._\ ' | ..:.` | ..:`. ..::,' / .::| ..:. ` | ..:| | ..::|`-.__..::-':| / .::' | ..:::|`. ..:\ | ..:J ,' ..:::. ,' ..::/ ..:' ,' ..::::. ) .::b | ..:/ /____..::::\ /____...:/ .:' /____..:::::/ ..::P |.:,' /.:' / ..:::' |,' /.' / ..:-' ' ' /,-' ' I'M A PEDOPHILE !!!!!!!!! NOT LISTENING TO YOU ANYMORE #1431: ALT FAN NEWSGROUP ABUSE ABUSE ABUSE Sun, 2003 May 25 dean, usenet ___________________________________ |.-.--.--.--.--.--.--.--.--.--.--.-.| WHO ||(_)(_)(_)(_)(_)(_)(_)(_)(_)(_)(_)|| NEWGROUPED ||(_)(_)(_)(_)(_)(_)(_)(_)(_)(_)(_)|| DEAN ||_|__|__|__|__|__|__|__|__|__|__|_|| STARK [_>_______________________________<_] ||"|""|""|""|""|""|""|""|""|""|""|"|| || | | | | | | | | | | | || ||(_)(_)(_)(_)(_)(_)(_)(_)(_)(_)(_)|| ||(_)(_)(_)(_)(_)(_)(_)(_)(_)(_)(_)|| ||(_)(_)(_)(_)(_)(_)(_)(_)(_)(_)(_)|| ||(_)(_)(_)(_)(_)(_)(_)(_)(_)(_)(_)|| ||(_)(_)(_)(_)(_)(_)(_)(_)(_)(_)(_)|| jgs |'-'--'--'--'--'--'--'--'--'--'--'-'| `"""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""` #1840: THE GAME DESIGNER Wed, 2004 Jul 7 usenet _n_________________ |_|_______________|_| | ,-------------. | YOU SEE I'M A WELL-RESPECTED AND POWERFUL | | .---------. | | GAME DESIGNER, PROGRAMMER, COMPUTER LANGUAGE | | | | | | MARKETER AND EVANGELIST | | | | | | | | | | | | I'M JUST MOWING LAWNS, WORKING IN VIETNAMESE | | | | | | RESTAURANTS, AND STARTING A NEW STINT AS A | | `---------' | | PAID SIGNATURE COLLECTOR IN ORDER TO EXPAND | `---------------' | MY HORIZONS | _ | | _| |_ ,-. | IT'S TOTALLY NOT BECAUSE I'M COMPLETELY FULL ||_ O _| ,-. "._,"| OF SHIT OR ANYTHING | |_| "._," A | | _ _ B | | // // | hjw | // // \\\\\\ | `97 | ` ` \\\\\\ , |________...______," #1954: BILL BIXBY Fri, 2004 Oct 29 haiku, usenet __________ ________| |________ | / |||||| \ | | ,' `. | | ,' `. | | ,' |||||||||||||||| `. | ,' /____________________\ `. /______________________________\ | | | | | | |________________________________| |____________________------__| Seal ,----------------------------------------------------, | [][][][][] [][][][][] [][][][] [][__] [][][][] | | | | [][][][][][][][][][][][][][_] [][][] [][][][] | | [_][][][][][][][][][][][][][ | [][][] [][][][] | | [][_][][][][][][][][][][][][]|| [] [][][][] | | [__][][][][][][][][][][][][__] [][][] [][][]|| | | [__][________________][__] [__][]|| | `----------------------------------------------------' LET'S WRITE BILL BIXBY HAIKUS BECAUSE WE'RE ON USENET AND SO WE REALLY CAN'T THINK OF ANYTHING BETTER TO DO WITH OUR TIME I MEAN PLONK #2601: RETARDED Mon, 2006 Aug 7 usenet, wikipedia \\\ (oO) I'M QUOTING A WIKIPEDIA ARTICLE TO BACK UP A LEGAL CLAIM /C \ I'M MAKING ON USENET /__/\\ \\__// __> U<__ _\/_ I.E., I'M RETARDED

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