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#944: PLONK

Wed, 2002 Jan 23

figlet, plonk, usenet

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|  _ \  | |   ___    _ __   | | __ | | | | | |
| |_) | | |  / _ \  | '_ \  | |/ / | | | | | |
|  __/  | | | (_) | | | | | |   <  |_| |_| |_|
|_|     |_|  \___/  |_| |_| |_|\_\ (_) (_) (_)
                                              
  I'M NEW TO USENET !!!!!!!!!!! BUT I'VE SEEN 
  OTHER PEOPLE SAY IT SO I'M GOING TO REPEAT  
  IT LIKE A USELESS TURD !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!   
  I PRESUME IT MEANS SOMETHING LIKE "WELL     
  PLAYED" BUT I'M NOT SURE                    

#1173: PLONK II: THE WRATH OF PLONK

Mon, 2002 Sep 9

plonk, usenet

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         `-._    ..::|                 `-._    ..::|       .         
             `.  ..::|                     `.  ..::|      /|         
              |  ..::|                      |  ..::|     /.|         
              |  ..::|   _____              |  ..::|    / :|         
    .--------.|  ..::|.-'  ..::-.--. .------|  ..::|   / .:|         
    | /\    .::. ..:.'       ..::`. '       |  ..::|  / .::| /\      
    |/  \    .::\../           ..::\        |  ..::| / ..::|/  \     
.---'    '---..::bd        _    ..::b.._    |  ..::|/ ..---'    '---.
 `-.      .-' .::PI     .:(_)   ..::m   )   |       ..::`-.      .-' 
   /      \  ..:/.q             ..::w  /   .|       .:'   /      \   
  /_.-``-._\..:' ..\           ..::/  /   .:|       ''---/_.-``-._\  
  ' |  ..:.`  |  ..:`.       ..::,'  /   .::|            ..:.     `  
    |  ..:|   |  ..::|`-.__..::-':| /  .::' |  ..:::|`.   ..:\       
    |  ..:J  ,'  ..:::.   ,'   ..::/ ..:'  ,'  ..::::. )   .::b      
    | ..:/  /____..::::\ /____...:/ .:'   /____..:::::/   ..::P      
    |.:,'                        /.:'                /  ..:::'       
    |,'                         /.'                 / ..:-'          
    '                          '                   /,-'              
                                                  '                  
        I'M A PEDOPHILE !!!!!!!!! NOT LISTENING TO YOU ANYMORE       

#1431: ALT FAN NEWSGROUP ABUSE ABUSE ABUSE

Sun, 2003 May 25

dean, usenet

      ___________________________________             
     |.-.--.--.--.--.--.--.--.--.--.--.-.|  WHO       
     ||(_)(_)(_)(_)(_)(_)(_)(_)(_)(_)(_)||  NEWGROUPED
     ||(_)(_)(_)(_)(_)(_)(_)(_)(_)(_)(_)||  DEAN      
     ||_|__|__|__|__|__|__|__|__|__|__|_||  STARK     
     [_>_______________________________<_]            
     ||"|""|""|""|""|""|""|""|""|""|""|"||            
     || |  |  |  |  |  |  |  |  |  |  | ||            
     ||(_)(_)(_)(_)(_)(_)(_)(_)(_)(_)(_)||            
     ||(_)(_)(_)(_)(_)(_)(_)(_)(_)(_)(_)||            
     ||(_)(_)(_)(_)(_)(_)(_)(_)(_)(_)(_)||            
     ||(_)(_)(_)(_)(_)(_)(_)(_)(_)(_)(_)||            
     ||(_)(_)(_)(_)(_)(_)(_)(_)(_)(_)(_)||            
jgs  |'-'--'--'--'--'--'--'--'--'--'--'-'|            
     `"""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""`            

#1840: THE GAME DESIGNER

Wed, 2004 Jul 7

usenet

 _n_________________                                                
|_|_______________|_|                                               
|  ,-------------.  |   YOU SEE I'M A WELL-RESPECTED AND POWERFUL   
| |  .---------.  | |   GAME DESIGNER, PROGRAMMER, COMPUTER LANGUAGE
| |  |         |  | |   MARKETER AND EVANGELIST                     
| |  |         |  | |                                               
| |  |         |  | |   I'M JUST MOWING LAWNS, WORKING IN VIETNAMESE
| |  |         |  | |   RESTAURANTS, AND STARTING A NEW STINT AS A  
| |  `---------'  | |   PAID SIGNATURE COLLECTOR IN ORDER TO EXPAND 
| `---------------' |   MY HORIZONS                                 
|   _               |                                               
| _| |_         ,-. |   IT'S TOTALLY NOT BECAUSE I'M COMPLETELY FULL
||_ O _|   ,-. "._,"|   OF SHIT OR ANYTHING                         
|  |_|    "._,"   A |                                               
|    _  _    B      |                                               
|   // //           | hjw                                           
|  // //    \\\\\\  | `97                                           
|  `  `      \\\\\\ ,                                               
|________...______,"                                                

#1954: BILL BIXBY

Fri, 2004 Oct 29

haiku, plonk, usenet

                      __________                               
             ________|          |________                      
            |       /   ||||||   \       |                     
            |     ,'              `.     |                     
            |   ,'                  `.   |                     
            | ,'   ||||||||||||||||   `. |                     
            ,'  /____________________\  `.                     
           /______________________________\                    
          |                                |                   
          |                                |                   
          |                                |                   
          |________________________________|                   
            |____________________------__|    Seal             
                                                               
,----------------------------------------------------,         
| [][][][][]  [][][][][]  [][][][]  [][__]  [][][][] |         
|                                                    |         
|  [][][][][][][][][][][][][][_]    [][][]  [][][][] |         
|  [_][][][][][][][][][][][][][ |   [][][]  [][][][] |         
| [][_][][][][][][][][][][][][]||     []    [][][][] |         
| [__][][][][][][][][][][][][__]    [][][]  [][][]|| |         
|   [__][________________][__]              [__][]|| |         
`----------------------------------------------------'         
                                                               
   LET'S WRITE BILL BIXBY HAIKUS BECAUSE WE'RE ON USENET AND SO
   WE REALLY CAN'T THINK OF ANYTHING BETTER TO DO WITH OUR TIME
                                                               
   I MEAN PLONK                                                

#2601: RETARDED

Mon, 2006 Aug 7

usenet, wikipedia

  \\\                                                             
  (oO)    I'M QUOTING A WIKIPEDIA ARTICLE TO BACK UP A LEGAL CLAIM
  /C \     I'M MAKING ON USENET                                   
 /__/\\                                                           
 \\__//                                                           
__> U<__                                                          
  _\/_     I.E., I'M RETARDED                                     

#3450: CMSG NEWGROUP

Wed, 2008 Dec 3

election 2008, usenet

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   CAN I SUBSCRIBE TO ALT.FAN.CHANGE.CHANGE.CHANGE        

#3710: FISK

Thu, 2009 Aug 20

blog, usenet

       _  \|/       FOLKS I INVENTED A NEW TERM IN THE BLOGOSPHERE    
 -c/,=<<  ) \        CALLED "TO FISK"                                 
  ( /    < ) |                                                        
  //    "(  _/       IT MEANS "TO GO THROUGH AN ARTICLE AND RESPOND   
 //_,___,/-' `\_      TO IT POINT BY POINT AND LINE BY LINE LIKE EVERY
(___|       me \`\     SHITHEAD HAS BEEN DOING ON USENET SINCE 1982"  
    '--)        \--                                                   
       (         ) \                                                  
        \=(===)==/\ \                                                 
        |        >>(8\=                                               
        |    ,    \ ""                                                
        |   / \    \                                                  
        |  /   \    \                                                 
        |  \    \    \                                                
        |___\    \____\                                               
        ( )         ( )    miK                                        

#3719: A BEAUTIFUL HAIKU

Sat, 2009 Aug 29

haiku, usenet

                       /////.   '  /.)  \  \ |\\\\ `
                       //////\    / /`-- \   |\\\\  
THE SPRING SUN KISSES  ///////\_.' / `.\  `. |\\\\  
INTIMATELY YOUR FACE   //////    _/ `. /    `' \  ` 
PENIS PENIS PENIS      /////   .'  `-./       \     
                       ///|__  |       \      _\    
           /mv/       / /.'  `.-----.   \__.-`  .   
                         |    |o o  |`.  )/     |   

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