_    ____   ____ ___ ___      _         _     _____          _       
   / \  / ___| / ___|_ _|_ _|    / \   _ __| |_  |  ___|_ _ _ __| |_ ___ 
  / _ \ \___ \| |    | | | |    / _ \ | '__| __| | |_ / _` | '__| __/ __|
 / ___ \ ___) | |___ | | | |   / ___ \| |  | |_  |  _| (_| | |  | |_\__ \
/_/   \_\____/ \____|___|___| /_/   \_\_|   \__| |_|  \__,_|_|   \__|___/

#5372: COSMOS REBOOT (Sun, 2014 Mar 9) ... #4104: TIP JAR (Sat, 2010 Sep 18) #4103: GRAND THEFT AUTO IV (Fri, 2010 Sep 17) #4102: COLLECTIVE NOUN (Thu, 2010 Sep 16) #4101: SOFTWARE VERSION NAMES (Wed, 2010 Sep 15) #4100: MACKENZIE PHILLIPS (Tue, 2010 Sep 14) #4099: TWO WORDS THAT SEEM APPROPRIATE (Mon, 2010 Sep 13) #4098: KOMODO DRAGON (Sun, 2010 Sep 12) #4097: JACKSON (Sat, 2010 Sep 11) #4096: EXCESS GESTICULATION (Fri, 2010 Sep 10) #4095: DEMON PORTAL (Thu, 2010 Sep 9) #4094: STELLA ARTOIS (Wed, 2010 Sep 8) #4093: POLICE CALL (Tue, 2010 Sep 7) #4092: BOLO SANTOSI (Mon, 2010 Sep 6) #4091: CLEAN UNDERWEAR (Sun, 2010 Sep 5) #4090: CLIPPY REPLACEMENT (Sat, 2010 Sep 4) #4089: PAJAMAS TV (Fri, 2010 Sep 3) #4088: BALLROOM DANCING (Thu, 2010 Sep 2) #4087: LOVE LETTER TO UNIX (Wed, 2010 Sep 1) #4086: FACEBOOK PRIVACY (Tue, 2010 Aug 31) #4085: TOSH.0 (Mon, 2010 Aug 30) #4084: LIQUID (Sun, 2010 Aug 29) #4083: SLOPPY SECONDS (Sat, 2010 Aug 28) #4082: PHYSICS COOKIES (Fri, 2010 Aug 27) #4081: GROUND ZERO DATABRAIN (Thu, 2010 Aug 26) #4080: INFORMATION WANTS TO BE FREE (Wed, 2010 Aug 25) #4079: CONIC SECTIONS (Tue, 2010 Aug 24) #4078: LADY GAGY LYRICS (Mon, 2010 Aug 23) #4077: PARAPPA (Sun, 2010 Aug 22) #4076: DR. PEPPER (Sat, 2010 Aug 21) #4075: SURFACE INTERGRAL (Fri, 2010 Aug 20) #4074: A PARTICULAR QUANTUM STATE (Thu, 2010 Aug 19) #4073: SIGN MY PETITION (Wed, 2010 Aug 18) #4072: FRESH HOT BACON (Tue, 2010 Aug 17) #4071: ASCENSION DAY (Mon, 2010 Aug 16) #4070: DIAGONALIZATION (Sun, 2010 Aug 15) #4069: MACINTOSH FAN (Sat, 2010 Aug 14) #4068: TIE FIGHTER (Fri, 2010 Aug 13) #4067: TYLER DURDEN II (Thu, 2010 Aug 12) #4066: KINDLE USAGE (Wed, 2010 Aug 11) #4065: NECRONOMI-WHAT (Tue, 2010 Aug 10) #4064: GOD DOES NOT PLAY DICE (Mon, 2010 Aug 9) #4063: SNIPE HUNT (Sun, 2010 Aug 8) #4062: WICKED NINJA (Sat, 2010 Aug 7) #4061: NAPSTER USER (Fri, 2010 Aug 6) #4060: ANAGRAMS (Thu, 2010 Aug 5) #4059: PERFECT PORN DREAM (Wed, 2010 Aug 4) ... #1: SURF'S UP (Fri, 1999 Jun 25)

<<< #4080: INFORMATION WANTS TO BE FREE | #4082: PHYSICS COOKIES >>> #4081: GROUND ZERO DATABRAIN Thu, 2010 Aug 26 911, islam, quake @@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@ @ @ @ | @ @ | | | @ @ /#\ /#\ /#\ @ @ (###) /#####\ (###) @ @ | | | /#########\ | | | @ @ |@| /#\| /\ /#############\ /\ |/#\ |@| @ @ | | (##/#\ /##\ (###############) /##\ /#\##) | | @ @ |@| |(###) (####) _\#############/_ (####) (###)| |@| @ @ | | |#| |___|/\|__|_________________|__|/\|___| |#| | | @ @ |@| |#|@|###||||###|######/^\######|###||||###|@|#| |@| @ @ | | |#| |###|##|###|####/ \####|###|##|###| |#| | | @ @ |@| |#|@|###|/\|###|##/ \##|###|/\|###|@|#| |@| @ @ | | |#| |###||||###|#( )#|###||||###| |#| | | @ @ |@| |#|@|###|##|###|##\ /##|###|##|###|@|#| |@| @ @ | | |#| |###|/\|###|###| |###|###|/\|###| |#| | | @ @ |@| |#|@|###||||###|###| |###|###||||###|@|#| |@| @ @ | | |#| |###||||###|###| |###|###||||###| |#| | | @ @ _|_|___|#|_|###|##|###|###|_______|###|###|##|###|_|#|___|_|_ @ @ |###|###################################################|###| @ @ |###|###############/|=================|\###############|###| @ @ /-------------------/ /=================\ \-------------------\ @ @ / / / --------------- \ \ \ @ @ / / /#####################\ \ \ @ @/ / /###|###| |###|###\ \ \@ @ / /|###|###| |###|###|\ \ @ @ / /||###|###| |###|###||\ \ @ @ / /\/|###|###| |###|###|\/\ \ @ @ / /|##|###|###| |###|###|##|\ \ @ @ / /#||||###|##/ \##|###||||#\ \ @ @______________/ /##|\/|###|#( )#|###|\/|##\ \_________________@ @ | /###|##|###|##\ /##|###|##|###\ | @ @spb |/|###||||###|####\ /####|###||||###|\| @ @@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@ PLEASE DON'T LET THE STROGG BUILD AN ADVANCED DATABRAIN CENTER ON THE FIRST STROGG ATTACK SITE NEAR DALLAS (LIKE THE ONE IN AREA 22) I MEAN IT'S NOT A CONSTITUTIONAL ISSUE BUT REALLY GUYS CAN'T THEY JUST REALIZE THAT THE SURVIVORS MIGHT TAKE OFFENSE GIVEN THE BILLIONS OF HUMANS KILLED OR STROGGIFIED AND PLEASE ASK THEM TO BUILD IT SOMEWHERE ELSE, MAYBE WITH A TAX BREAK TO SWEETEN THE DEAL FOR INSTANCE HOW ABOUT THEY BUILD IT RIGHT UP THEIR FUCKING ASSES (ANY SIMILARITIES TO CURRENT EVENTS IS PURELY COINCIDENTAL)

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