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#4105: BOOTSY COLLINS (Sun, 2010 Sep 19)
#4104: TIP JAR (Sat, 2010 Sep 18)
#4103: GRAND THEFT AUTO IV (Fri, 2010 Sep 17)
#4102: COLLECTIVE NOUN (Thu, 2010 Sep 16)
#4101: SOFTWARE VERSION NAMES (Wed, 2010 Sep 15)
#4100: MACKENZIE PHILLIPS (Tue, 2010 Sep 14)
#4099: TWO WORDS THAT SEEM APPROPRIATE (Mon, 2010 Sep 13)
#4098: KOMODO DRAGON (Sun, 2010 Sep 12)
#4097: JACKSON (Sat, 2010 Sep 11)
#4096: EXCESS GESTICULATION (Fri, 2010 Sep 10)
#4095: DEMON PORTAL (Thu, 2010 Sep 9)
#4094: STELLA ARTOIS (Wed, 2010 Sep 8)
#4093: POLICE CALL (Tue, 2010 Sep 7)
#4092: BOLO SANTOSI (Mon, 2010 Sep 6)
#4091: CLEAN UNDERWEAR (Sun, 2010 Sep 5)
#4090: CLIPPY REPLACEMENT (Sat, 2010 Sep 4)
#4089: PAJAMAS TV (Fri, 2010 Sep 3)
#4088: BALLROOM DANCING (Thu, 2010 Sep 2)
#4087: LOVE LETTER TO UNIX (Wed, 2010 Sep 1)
#4086: FACEBOOK PRIVACY (Tue, 2010 Aug 31)
#4085: TOSH.0 (Mon, 2010 Aug 30)
#4084: LIQUID (Sun, 2010 Aug 29)
#4083: SLOPPY SECONDS (Sat, 2010 Aug 28)
#4082: PHYSICS COOKIES (Fri, 2010 Aug 27)
#4081: GROUND ZERO DATABRAIN (Thu, 2010 Aug 26)
#4080: INFORMATION WANTS TO BE FREE (Wed, 2010 Aug 25)
#4079: CONIC SECTIONS (Tue, 2010 Aug 24)
#4078: LADY GAGY LYRICS (Mon, 2010 Aug 23)
#4077: PARAPPA (Sun, 2010 Aug 22)
#4076: DR. PEPPER (Sat, 2010 Aug 21)
#4075: SURFACE INTERGRAL (Fri, 2010 Aug 20)
#4074: A PARTICULAR QUANTUM STATE (Thu, 2010 Aug 19)
#4073: SIGN MY PETITION (Wed, 2010 Aug 18)
#4072: FRESH HOT BACON (Tue, 2010 Aug 17)
#4071: ASCENSION DAY (Mon, 2010 Aug 16)
#4070: DIAGONALIZATION (Sun, 2010 Aug 15)
#4069: MACINTOSH FAN (Sat, 2010 Aug 14)
#4068: TIE FIGHTER (Fri, 2010 Aug 13)
#4067: TYLER DURDEN II (Thu, 2010 Aug 12)
#4066: KINDLE USAGE (Wed, 2010 Aug 11)
#4065: NECRONOMI-WHAT (Tue, 2010 Aug 10)
#4064: GOD DOES NOT PLAY DICE (Mon, 2010 Aug 9)
#4063: SNIPE HUNT (Sun, 2010 Aug 8)
#4062: WICKED NINJA (Sat, 2010 Aug 7)
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#4084: LIQUID

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|       | /         PROUDLY DISPLAYING A CELL PHONE BECAUSE     
|       |\          AS WE ALL KNOW ONLY REAL PROFESSIONALS      
|_______| \         HAVE ACCESS TO CELL PHONE TECHNOLOGY IN 2010
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                    OH DON'T FUCKING GO ALL LIQUID ON ME        
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