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#4080: INFORMATION WANTS TO BE FREE (Wed, 2010 Aug 25)
#4079: CONIC SECTIONS (Tue, 2010 Aug 24)
#4078: LADY GAGY LYRICS (Mon, 2010 Aug 23)
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#4076: DR. PEPPER (Sat, 2010 Aug 21)
#4075: SURFACE INTERGRAL (Fri, 2010 Aug 20)
#4074: A PARTICULAR QUANTUM STATE (Thu, 2010 Aug 19)
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#4072: FRESH HOT BACON (Tue, 2010 Aug 17)
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#4068: TIE FIGHTER (Fri, 2010 Aug 13)
#4067: TYLER DURDEN II (Thu, 2010 Aug 12)
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#4052: PI VS. TAU (Wed, 2010 Jul 28)
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#4069: MACINTOSH FAN

Sat, 2010 Aug 14

macintosh

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  /              | |                          |   WHAT'S WORSE ???     
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;                | |   :__________________/:  |   BEING A MACINTOSH FAN
|                | |   |                 '.|  |   OR HAVING A CASE OF  
|                | |   |                  ||  |   FULL-BLOWN AIDS ???  
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|                | |______.....----""""       |                        
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|. ..            | |   ,                      |   ANSWER: IT'S CLEARLY 
|... ....        | |  (c ----- """           .'   A TRICK QUESTION AS  
|..... ......  |\|_|    ____......------"""|"     ONE OF THOSE INVOLVES
|. .... .......| |""""""                   |      A CONSCIOUS CHOICE   
'... ..... ....| |                         |                           
  "-._ .....  .| |                         |      (YOU GUESS WHICH ONE)
      "-._.....| |             ___...---"""'                           
          "-._.| | ___...---"""                                        
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