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#4: KEROPPI

Mon, 1999 Jun 28

sanrio

                 a8888888a       a8888888a                                  
               d88888888888b   d88888888888b                                
              888P~~~~~~~Y888 888P~~~~~~~Y888                               
             d88^         ^88a88^         ^88b                              
             88P           Y888P           Y88                              
             88         __  888  __         88                              
             88        dd8b 888 d88b        88                              
             88        Y88P 888 Y88P        88                              
             88,        ~~ ,888, ~~        ,88      I FORCED HELLO KITTY TO 
             Y88,         ,88Y88,         ,88P      GIVE ME HEAD AGAIN WHILE
             _Y88b       d88P Y88b       d88P_      AHIRUNOPECKLE WATCHED   
            a88p88888888888^   ^88888888888q88a                             
           d8P~ Y888888888~     ~888888888P ~Y8b    I'M A COCKSUCKER        
          d8P     ~~~~~~           ~~~~~~     Y8b                           
         d88                                   88b    /                     
         88P                                   Y88   /                      
         88                                     88  /                       
         88   ....                       ....   88 /                        
         88  ::::::                     ::::::  88                          
         88  ::::::                     ::::::  88                          
         88  `::::'                     `::::'  88                          
         88         **a             a**         88                          
         88          ~ab           da~          88                          
   a    d88b           Y8a       a8P           d8P                          
   8a__a88888           ~Ya.   .dP~           88P                           
  a88888888888a___________=8a_a8=___________a88P                            
  88888P   ~~*8888888888888888888888888888888P__                            
  88~~~       ~Y88888888888888888888888888888888b___                        
 d8P          88 :::::     :::::     ::::: 888888888b___                    
d88           8P :::::     :::::     ::::: 88~~~~Y888888b                   
 Y88         d8  :::::    _:::::_    :::::  88    ~~~Y888b                  
  ~8ba       8P  :::::   d88a:a88b   :::::  88        ~Y88                  
    88ba    d8   :::::   8888a8888   :::::   88        88^                  
     ~Y8b___8P   :::::   8888:8888   :::::   88        aP                   
       ~Y8888    :::::   Y88:::88P   :::::    88      a8a                   
          88P    :::::    ~:::::~    :::::    88b____a88a                   
          88     :::::     :::::     :::::    88888888P                     
          88     :::::     :::::     :::::    8PY8888                       

#370: THESE ARE MY DEMANDS

Wed, 2000 Jun 28

dean

                                      ____               ____           
      _=______________________-_     /,,,,\_____________/,,,,\          
  =< ' | ========|______________    |,(  )/,,,,,,,,,,,,,\(  ),|         
    \| | ========|______________     \__,,,,___,,,,,___,,,,__/          
    /  | ========|/                    /,,,/(')\,,,/(')\,,,\            
   |   | ========|'                   |,,,,___ _____ ___,,,,|           
   |___| ________'                    |,,,/   \\o_o//   \,,,|           
  '.... /  |  |                       |,,|       |       |,,|           
 |......|  \  |                       |,,|   \__/|\__/   |,,|           
 |......|-____'                        \,,\     \_/     /,,/            
 |......|                               \__\___________/__/             
'.......|                    _____________/,,,,,,,,,,,,,\_____________  
|.......|                   / \,,,,,,,,,,,,,___________,,,,,,,,,,,,,/ \ 
|_______)                  (   ),,,,,,,,,,,/           \,,,,,,,,,,,(   )
                            \_/_________,,/             \,,_________\_/ 
                                                                        
                   OKAY LISTEN UP THESE ARE MY DEMANDS                  
                   I WANT ONE COPY OF FANGORIA (A RECENT                
                   ISSUE NOT THE OLD STUFF) AND THREE                   
                   BOXES OF MILK DUDS AND I WANT KIM UP                 
                   HERE FRONT AND CENTER OR THE TEDDY                   
                   BEAR GETS IT                                         

#735: THE COOL FROG

Thu, 2001 Jun 28

            _____________________                                
            |###################|                                
            |###################|                                
            |###################|  IT'S COOL TO BE GAY !!!!!!!!!!
            |###################|                                
((-----------------------------------------                      
| \         /  /@@ \      /@@ \  \                               
 \ \,      /  (     )    (     )  \            _____             
  \ \      |   \___/      \___/   |           /  __ \            
   \ ""*-__/                      \           | |  | |           
    ""*-_                         "-_         | |  """           
         \    -.  _________   .-   __"-.__.-((  ))               
          \,    \^    U    ^/     /  "-___--((  ))               
            \,   \         /    /'            | |                
             |    \       /   /'              | |                
             |     "-----"    \               | |                
            /                  "*-._          | |                
           /   /\          /*-._    \         | |                
          /   /  "\______/"     /   /         | |                
         /   /                 /   /          | |                
        /. ./                  |. .|          """                
       /  | |                  / | \                             
      /   |  \                /  |  \                            
     /.-./.-.|               /.-.|.-.\                           

#1100: ICE SHELF

Fri, 2002 Jun 28

          ,,,,,                           
         /((())\                          
         \(((()/    REMEMBER THE ICE SHELF
        (| _ _ |                          
        /(  -  )                          
       (((\_~_/     N E V E R  F O R G E T
       ))).' '.__                         
      /`\  ___  /`\                       
      | /`     `\ |                       
      | \___,___/ |                       
      | |\     /| |                       
      | | )   ( | |                       
      / /`     `\\ \                      
     / /|       | \ \                     
    /.(\;`-._.-`; /)|\                    
  _(\\))|   |   |  ///                    
 /       \  |   ;                         
|         | |  /                          
'._______.' | /                           
          ) | (                           
          / | \                           
      jgs | | |                           
          \ | /                           
          / Y \                           
         (_/ \_)                          

#1465: KABOOM

Sat, 2003 Jun 28

atari

        ,--.!,                                           
     __/   -*-                                           
   ,d08b.  '|`                                           
   0088MM                                                
   `9MMP'    LET'S PLAY KABOOM ON MY BRAND NEW ATARI 2600
hjm                                                      

#1831: CASSINI

Mon, 2004 Jun 28

cassini, nasa

                                         _.oo.                          
                 _.u[[/;:,.         .odMMMMMM'                          
              .o888UU[[[/;:-.  .o@P^    MMM^                            
             oN88888UU[[[/;::-.        dP^   CASSINI TO PEEK UP SATURN'S
            dNMMNN888UU[[[/;:--.   .o@P^   SKIRT, RUN AWAY WHEN THE     
           ,MMMMMMN888UU[[/;::-. o@^     POLICE ARE CALLED              
           NNMMMNN888UU[[[/~.o@P^                                       
           888888888UU[[[/o@^-..                                        
          oI8888UU[[[/o@P^:--..   FOLKS WE SHOULD ALL BE GRATEFUL THAT  
       .@^  YUU[[[/o@^;::---..   IT'S SATURN, NOT EARTH, THAT NOW HAS   
     oMP     ^/o@P^;:::---..    TO DEAL WITH THE NIGHTMARE OF CASSINI   
  .dMMM    .o@^ ^;::---...    POTENTIALLY CRASHING INTO IT AND CAUSING  
 dMMMMMMM@^`       `^^^^    A NUCLEAR DISASTER THE LIKES OF WHICH WE    
YMMMUP^                   HAVE NEVER KNOWN !!!!!!!                      
 ^^                                                                     
                                                                        
                     YES I'M AN ANTINUKE ENVIRONMENTALIST AND THEREFORE 
                   NOT ONLY NOT VERY KNOWLEDGEABLE BUT RATHER FIXATED   
                 ON TILTING AT MY WINDMILLS                             

#2196: SUMMER HOMES

Tue, 2005 Jun 28

  __________                                                        
 / ___  ___ \                                                       
/ / @ \/ @ \ \             I DON'T GET WHY SO MANY JEWS HAD TO DIE  
\ \___/\___/ /\                                                     
 \____\/____/||            WHY COULDN'T THEY JUST GO TO THEIR SUMMER
 /     /\\\\\//            HOMES UNTIL THE HOLOCAUST THINGY WAS     
|     |\\\\\\              PASSE                                    
 \      \\\\\\                                                      
   \______/\\\\            FOR GOODNESS SAKE PEOPLE JUST HAVE YOUR  
    _||_||_                DRIVER TAKE YOU TO THE HAMPTONS          

#2561: PORN STAR FEELINGS

Wed, 2006 Jun 28

asia carrera, pornstar

    _                                                     
   / }    HUSBAND DIED IN A CAR ACCIDENT HUH ?!?!?!?      
  /'.\                                                    
_/ ) (`-    DO PORN STARS REALLY HAVE FEELINGS OR ARE THEY
  ( ,)       JUST EMPTY RECEPTACLES FOR ANONYMOUS SPURT   
   |/                                                     
  /|                                                      
 '  `         Elb                                         

#2926: JILL HENNESSY

Thu, 2007 Jun 28

    _"_ %                                                               
    (<  ?                                                               
     ` "       Q: WOULD IT BE POSSIBLE FOR JILL HENNESSY TO BE          
    __||___       ANY HOTTER THAN SHE ALREADY IS ????                   
   |\___//_\                                                            
   (' | ') \\                                                           
 __|\ , /  |/                                                           
/:  /   \  ::                                                           
\| ######o /|                                                           
  ######## \)                                                           
  ########                                                              
   \ :  /      A: YES, BUT ONLY IF SHE HAD A PLAYSTATION 3 IN           
    \: /          HER BELLY AND MAYBE A MINIBAR IN THE SMALL OF HER BACK
     --                                                                 
     %%%          I MEAN COME ON                                        
      %%                                                                
       %          WORK WITH ME PEOPLE, USE YOUR IMAGINATION             
      /:\                                                               
     |/|, b'ger                                                         

#3292: CORY DOCTOROW

Sat, 2008 Jun 28

  _                   _                                                
 ( \                 / )    I WONDER                                   
  \ \.-------------./ /                                                
   \(               )/                                                 
VK   `.___________.'     DOES CORY DOCTOROW PREFER TANGY OR SPICY DICKS

#3657: SOMETHING WE CAN ALL BE PROUD OF

Sun, 2009 Jun 28

IN HONOR OF NATIONAL PRIDE DAY                    
I'VE JUST TAKEN THE BIGGEST DUMP OF MY ENTIRE LIFE
AND THAT'S SOMETHING WE CAN ALL BE PROUD OF       
                                                  
                    ________                      
                 .##@@&&&@@##.                    
              ,##@&::%&&%%::&@##.                 
             #@&:%%000000000%%:&@#                
           #@&:%00'         '00%:&@#              
          #@&:%0'             '0%:&@#             
         #@&:%0                 0%:&@#            
        #@&:%0                   0%:&@#           
        #@&:%0                   0%:&@#           
        "" ' "                   " ' ""           
      _oOoOoOo_                   .-.-.           
     (oOoOoOoOo)                 (  :  )          
      )`"""""`(                .-.`. .'.-.        
     /         \              (_  '.Y.'  _)       
    |           |             (   .'|'.   )       
    \           /              '-'  |  '-'        
jgs  `=========`                                  

#4022: GAY/NOT GAY QUERY

Mon, 2010 Jun 28

    ____ _                                                  
   /////|\\                                                 
   ``````\\\    IF A GIRL STICKS HER FINGER UP YOUR BUTT    
   `/`    )))    DOES THAT MAKE YOU GAY ???                 
   \`,   (((                                                
    `--- ,\\\      I DON'T MEAN TO RUSH YOU BUT I           
  ,---/ )),)))      REALLY NEED TO KNOW KIND OF QUICKLY HERE
 /  , `((  (((                                              
 `--.   ) `__))       ________                              
 | |   ,-./\ \    _,-'                                      
  \ \__,-.  \ \,-'                                          
  /`.__,-'_,-\ `-.                                          
 /       \____`--'____________                              
|         \   Starshine                                     

#4387: EVE ONLINE VIRTUAL GOODS

Tue, 2011 Jun 28

eve online

   _.-.                                                         
  F"--'                                                         
.j'.      I'M FINDING IT HARD TO HAVE SYMPATHY FOR PEOPLE WHO'VE
|  |      BEEN PAYING A MONTHLY FEE FOR YEARS TO PLAY A GAME    
|  |      THAT IS BASICALLY A BIG BORING SPREADSHEET IN SPACE   
|  |                                                            
|  |                                                            
'--' fsc                                                        

#4753: THE THING

Thu, 2012 Jun 28

                 /\               
                /  \              
    AMC 2000   /   /              
              /   / /\            
          ___/   / /  \           
         /\  \  / /   /           
        /  \__\/ /   /            
       /  /  ___/   /             
      /  /   \  \  /              
     /__/     \__\/               
    /\  \     /  /                
   /  \__\   /  /                 
  /   / ___ /  /   THIS IS A THING
 /   / /\  /  /                   
/   / /  \/__/                    
\  / /   /                        
 \/ /   /                         
   /   /                          
   \  /                           
    \/                            

#5118: MYSTERIOUS BRUISE

Fri, 2013 Jun 28

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                              ,-'.' .`-,                             
                             ;; '. ' `. ;` - _                       
                          _,-; ' ; `.  ,% .-,  -                     
                   ,_.,-'`   ';; ; : ;%'  | |   \    WHERE DID THIS  
       ___  _._,-`'\            `'-`'  _.,' `.   )   BRUISE COME FROM
 __,--`-,,`'  ,._,.-`-., _.,-.--.-,`''`  |  _|   |__                 
  `---'////\ /  .-,     `-`-^--`'^`-...,,| | |.,/                    
       //\)(/   `-\.-.                   | `-'                       
                  ( .-;                  |   |    ,.                 
                   `-~ ~~-.              `._.'  ,/ /                 
                     `~ ~~~ ~~                 /,.`)                 
                                              //  /                  
                                             /_ `/                   
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mic                                                                  

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