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#4: KEROPPI Mon, 1999 Jun 28 sanrio a8888888a a8888888a d88888888888b d88888888888b 888P~~~~~~~Y888 888P~~~~~~~Y888 d88^ ^88a88^ ^88b 88P Y888P Y88 88 __ 888 __ 88 88 dd8b 888 d88b 88 88 Y88P 888 Y88P 88 88, ~~ ,888, ~~ ,88 I FORCED HELLO KITTY TO Y88, ,88Y88, ,88P GIVE ME HEAD AGAIN WHILE _Y88b d88P Y88b d88P_ AHIRUNOPECKLE WATCHED a88p88888888888^ ^88888888888q88a d8P~ Y888888888~ ~888888888P ~Y8b I'M A COCKSUCKER d8P ~~~~~~ ~~~~~~ Y8b d88 88b / 88P Y88 / 88 88 / 88 .... .... 88 / 88 :::::: :::::: 88 88 :::::: :::::: 88 88 `::::' `::::' 88 88 **a a** 88 88 ~ab da~ 88 a d88b Y8a a8P d8P 8a__a88888 ~Ya. .dP~ 88P a88888888888a___________=8a_a8=___________a88P 88888P ~~*8888888888888888888888888888888P__ 88~~~ ~Y88888888888888888888888888888888b___ d8P 88 ::::: ::::: ::::: 888888888b___ d88 8P ::::: ::::: ::::: 88~~~~Y888888b Y88 d8 ::::: _:::::_ ::::: 88 ~~~Y888b ~8ba 8P ::::: d88a:a88b ::::: 88 ~Y88 88ba d8 ::::: 8888a8888 ::::: 88 88^ ~Y8b___8P ::::: 8888:8888 ::::: 88 aP ~Y8888 ::::: Y88:::88P ::::: 88 a8a 88P ::::: ~:::::~ ::::: 88b____a88a 88 ::::: ::::: ::::: 88888888P 88 ::::: ::::: ::::: 8PY8888 #370: THESE ARE MY DEMANDS Wed, 2000 Jun 28 dean ____ ____ _=______________________-_ /,,,,\_____________/,,,,\ =< ' | ========|______________ |,( )/,,,,,,,,,,,,,\( ),| \| | ========|______________ \__,,,,___,,,,,___,,,,__/ / | ========|/ /,,,/(')\,,,/(')\,,,\ | | ========|' |,,,,___ _____ ___,,,,| |___| ________' |,,,/ \\o_o// \,,,| '.... / | | |,,| | |,,| |......| \ | |,,| \__/|\__/ |,,| |......|-____' \,,\ \_/ /,,/ |......| \__\___________/__/ '.......| _____________/,,,,,,,,,,,,,\_____________ |.......| / \,,,,,,,,,,,,,___________,,,,,,,,,,,,,/ \ |_______) ( ),,,,,,,,,,,/ \,,,,,,,,,,,( ) \_/_________,,/ \,,_________\_/ OKAY LISTEN UP THESE ARE MY DEMANDS I WANT ONE COPY OF FANGORIA (A RECENT ISSUE NOT THE OLD STUFF) AND THREE BOXES OF MILK DUDS AND I WANT KIM UP HERE FRONT AND CENTER OR THE TEDDY BEAR GETS IT #735: THE COOL FROG Thu, 2001 Jun 28 _____________________ |###################| |###################| |###################| IT'S COOL TO BE GAY !!!!!!!!!! |###################| ((----------------------------------------- | \ / /@@ \ /@@ \ \ \ \, / ( ) ( ) \ _____ \ \ | \___/ \___/ | / __ \ \ ""*-__/ \ | | | | ""*-_ "-_ | | """ \ -. _________ .- __"-.__.-(( )) \, \^ U ^/ / "-___--(( )) \, \ / /' | | | \ / /' | | | "-----" \ | | / "*-._ | | / /\ /*-._ \ | | / / "\______/" / / | | / / / / | | /. ./ |. .| """ / | | / | \ / | \ / | \ /.-./.-.| /.-.|.-.\ #1100: ICE SHELF Fri, 2002 Jun 28 ,,,,, /((())\ \(((()/ REMEMBER THE ICE SHELF (| _ _ | /( - ) (((\_~_/ N E V E R F O R G E T ))).' '.__ /`\ ___ /`\ | /` `\ | | \___,___/ | | |\ /| | | | ) ( | | / /` `\\ \ / /| | \ \ /.(\;`-._.-`; /)|\ _(\\))| | | /// / \ | ; | | | / '._______.' | / ) | ( / | \ jgs | | | \ | / / Y \ (_/ \_) #1465: KABOOM Sat, 2003 Jun 28 atari ,--.!, __/ -*- ,d08b. '|` 0088MM `9MMP' LET'S PLAY KABOOM ON MY BRAND NEW ATARI 2600 hjm #1831: CASSINI Mon, 2004 Jun 28 _.oo. _.u[[/;:,. .odMMMMMM' .o888UU[[[/;:-. .o@P^ MMM^ oN88888UU[[[/;::-. dP^ CASSINI TO PEEK UP SATURN'S dNMMNN888UU[[[/;:--. .o@P^ SKIRT, RUN AWAY WHEN THE ,MMMMMMN888UU[[/;::-. o@^ POLICE ARE CALLED NNMMMNN888UU[[[/~.o@P^ 888888888UU[[[/o@^-.. oI8888UU[[[/o@P^:--.. FOLKS WE SHOULD ALL BE GRATEFUL THAT .@^ YUU[[[/o@^;::---.. IT'S SATURN, NOT EARTH, THAT NOW HAS oMP ^/o@P^;:::---.. TO DEAL WITH THE NIGHTMARE OF CASSINI .dMMM .o@^ ^;::---... POTENTIALLY CRASHING INTO IT AND CAUSING dMMMMMMM@^` `^^^^ A NUCLEAR DISASTER THE LIKES OF WHICH WE YMMMUP^ HAVE NEVER KNOWN !!!!!!! ^^ YES I'M AN ANTINUKE ENVIRONMENTALIST AND THEREFORE NOT ONLY NOT VERY KNOWLEDGEABLE BUT RATHER FIXATED ON TILTING AT MY WINDMILLS #2196: SUMMER HOMES Tue, 2005 Jun 28 __________ / ___ ___ \ / / @ \/ @ \ \ I DON'T GET WHY SO MANY JEWS HAD TO DIE \ \___/\___/ /\ \____\/____/|| WHY COULDN'T THEY JUST GO TO THEIR SUMMER / /\\\\\// HOMES UNTIL THE HOLOCAUST THINGY WAS | |\\\\\\ PASSE \ \\\\\\ \______/\\\\ FOR GOODNESS SAKE PEOPLE JUST HAVE YOUR _||_||_ DRIVER TAKE YOU TO THE HAMPTONS #2561: PORN STAR FEELINGS Wed, 2006 Jun 28 asia carrera, pornstar _ / } HUSBAND DIED IN A CAR ACCIDENT HUH ?!?!?!? /'.\ _/ ) (`- DO PORN STARS REALLY HAVE FEELINGS OR ARE THEY ( ,) JUST EMPTY RECEPTACLES FOR ANONYMOUS SPURT |/ /| ' ` Elb #2926: JILL HENNESSY Thu, 2007 Jun 28 _"_ % (< ? ` " Q: WOULD IT BE POSSIBLE FOR JILL HENNESSY TO BE __||___ ANY HOTTER THAN SHE ALREADY IS ???? |\___//_\ (' | ') \\ __|\ , / |/ /: / \ :: \| ######o /| ######## \) ######## \ : / A: YES, BUT ONLY IF SHE HAD A PLAYSTATION 3 IN \: / HER BELLY AND MAYBE A MINIBAR IN THE SMALL OF HER BACK -- %%% I MEAN COME ON %% % WORK WITH ME PEOPLE, USE YOUR IMAGINATION /:\ |/|, b'ger #3292: CORY DOCTOROW Sat, 2008 Jun 28 _ _ ( \ / ) I WONDER \ \.-------------./ / \( )/ VK `.___________.' DOES CORY DOCTOROW PREFER TANGY OR SPICY DICKS

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