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#4045: VIDEO GAMES WILL NEVER BE AS WORTHY AS MOVIES (Wed, 2010 Jul 21)
#4044: KENNY G. VS. PRINCE (Tue, 2010 Jul 20)
#4043: RUSSIAN SPIES (Mon, 2010 Jul 19)
#4042: SINGULARITY (Sun, 2010 Jul 18)
#4041: MEL GIBSON II (Sat, 2010 Jul 17)
#4040: VUVEZELA (Fri, 2010 Jul 16)
#4039: LSM (Thu, 2010 Jul 15)
#4038: A MATTER OF SEMANTICS (Wed, 2010 Jul 14)
#4037: COOLEST WORD EVER CANDIDATE (Tue, 2010 Jul 13)
#4036: POOR GAME ETIQUETTE (Mon, 2010 Jul 12)
#4035: SPAMMER DAYS OFF (Sun, 2010 Jul 11)
#4034: JAPANESE PEOPLE (Sat, 2010 Jul 10)
#4033: THE TALE OF TWO GLASSES (Fri, 2010 Jul 9)
#4032: LEMONADE (Thu, 2010 Jul 8)
#4031: WORST NAME (Wed, 2010 Jul 7)
#4030: WORLD WAR I POETRY (Tue, 2010 Jul 6)
#4029: FIRST AND MIDDLE NAMES (Mon, 2010 Jul 5)
#4028: BABY EINSTEIN (Sun, 2010 Jul 4)
#4027: V. TOWN (Sat, 2010 Jul 3)
#4026: THE SMELL OF MONEY (Fri, 2010 Jul 2)
#4025: JUPITER'S BAND (Thu, 2010 Jul 1)
#4024: PENN POINT (Wed, 2010 Jun 30)
#4023: LIVER (Tue, 2010 Jun 29)
#4022: GAY/NOT GAY QUERY (Mon, 2010 Jun 28)
#4021: GROWING ON ME (Sun, 2010 Jun 27)
#4020: ROLLING STONE COVER (Sat, 2010 Jun 26)
#4019: FLIP PHONES NOT SMARTPHONES (Fri, 2010 Jun 25)
#4018: R2D2 AND C3PO (Thu, 2010 Jun 24)
#4017: NEURODIVERSITY (Wed, 2010 Jun 23)
#4016: HELEN KELLER JOKES (Tue, 2010 Jun 22)
#4015: QUITTING (Mon, 2010 Jun 21)
#4014: THE MISSING POKEMON (Sun, 2010 Jun 20)
#4013: FOOTPRINTS (Sat, 2010 Jun 19)
#4012: GUEST BLOGGER THIS WEEK (Fri, 2010 Jun 18)
#4011: CAULK (Thu, 2010 Jun 17)
#4010: MORE (Wed, 2010 Jun 16)
#4009: DON'T MEAN TO BE BLUNT (Tue, 2010 Jun 15)
#4008: JUGGALO (Mon, 2010 Jun 14)
#4007: WORLD CUP 2010 (Sun, 2010 Jun 13)
#4006: THE ROOTS (Sat, 2010 Jun 12)
#4005: I THINK THEREFORE I (Fri, 2010 Jun 11)
#4004: ANDROID (Thu, 2010 Jun 10)
#4003: RUSSELL BRAND (Wed, 2010 Jun 9)
#4002: HARRY ANDERSON (Tue, 2010 Jun 8)
#4001: INSULIN JUNKIE (Mon, 2010 Jun 7)
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#4022: GAY/NOT GAY QUERY

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