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#3991: BEHIND THE YELLOW LINE

Fri, 2010 May 28

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     /|/.--./`.o/ /`;\\                                                   
     |||\  _ `-'_` o|/||      I AM NEARING A STATE OF COMPLETE DRUNKENNESS
     ||\\`.`.__`Y8P_,\||                                                  
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