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#324: THIS MEANS YOU

Sat, 2000 May 13

dean

         STOP STALKING ME          
           ___________    ____     
    ______/   \__//   \__/____\    
  _/   \_/  :           //____\\   
 /|      :  :  ..      /        \  
| |     ::     ::      \        /  
| |     :|     ||     \ \______/   
| |     ||     ||      |\  /  |    
 \|     ||     ||      |   / | \   
  |     ||     ||      |  / /_\ \  
  | ___ || ___ ||      | /  /    \ 
   \_-_/  \_-_/ | ____ |/__/      \
                _\_--_/    \      /
               /____             / 
              /     \           /  
              \______\_________/   
                                   
          THIS MEANS YOU           

#689: MUMBLEFUCK

Sun, 2001 May 13

     (                      )            
     |\    _,--------._    / |           
     | `.,'            `. /  |           
     `  '              ,-'   '           
      \/              (     /            
      ,-.        ,-.   `__,'             
      |  \)    ,'   ) ,'.` |             
      `.#/)   '.#_,'   ) ))|             
      /  (_.)\     .   -'//              
     (  /\____/\    ) )`'\               
      \ |V----V||  ' ,    \              
       |`- -- -'   ,'   \  \      _____  
___    |         .'    \ \  `._,-'     `-
   `.__,`---^---'       \ ` -'           
      -.______  \ . /  ______,-          
              `.     ,'            ap    
                                         
         I'M A MUMBLEFUCK                

#1054: HOWDY PARTNER

Mon, 2002 May 13

     .--.                HOWDY PARTNER                                
   ________                                                           
     |Oo|                DON'T BE FOOLED BY COWBOY CRAIG'S POINTING   
     |()|                GESTURE THERE HE'S JUST DISTRACTING YOU WHILE
     | -}                HE FONDLES HIMSELF WITH THE OTHER HAND       
.----\""/----.                                                        
|     \/     |           CHECK IT OUT COWBOY CRAIG JUST CAN'T HELP    
| |    .   | |           HIMSELF HE'S SO HOT HUHHHHHHHHH              
| |    .   | |____/__                                                 
\ \    .   (_____/_=     MMMMMMM CRAIG'S NOT A REAL COWBOY HOOOOOO    
 \ \       \             GETTING GAY RRRRRRRRRRRR DON'T TELL CRAIG    
  \/\=[]===)             WE KNOW HUHHHHHHHHHHHHHH BEING GAY HUHHH     
  (""\     |             MMMMMMMMMM CRAIG MMMMMMMMMM FONDLING MMM     
  |   |_/  |             DUH WHY ARE YOU STILL WATCHING CHANGE THE    
  |   |    |             CHANNEL BUHHHHH DISGUSTING FAGGOT BUHHH      

#1419: OXYGEN TANKS

Tue, 2003 May 13

  .        .       *    . Ojosh!ro '98 
     +  /   .'`-.  .         .         
       /| .'`-.  `-.    .-""""-.   +   
.  *  / !'     `-. /   /   0  . \      
   . /`/`-.     / /   |     ( )  |     
     `/  _ `-.-` /   . \   . o  /      
  ___Z__//   -  /\_____/`-.__.-'  . *  
 /     //   -  /      /            .   
 ~-._ //   -.-`-./`-,/  .  +           
+  / ~ `-.-'/    `-./         *        
  '   '/   /   .      *   .         *  
                                       
WHOSE TURN IS IT TO STIR THE CRYO TANKS

#1785: THE TYPO GUY MEDAL

Thu, 2004 May 13

    .-=========-.                                            
    \'-=======-'/   HERE'S A MEDAL FOR THE GUY WHO FAITHFULLY
    _|   .=.   |_    CORRECTS ALL THE TYPOS IN EACH AND EVERY
   ((|  {{1}}  |))  ASCII ART FART HE READS DAY AFTER DAY    
    \|   /|\   |/    WITHOUT ANY COMPENSATION                
     \__ '`' __/                                             
       _`) (`_      HERE'S SOMETHING TO KEEP YOU BUSY !!!!!  
jgs  _/_______\_                                             
    /___________\    F U CN RD THS, GT A FCKNG JB U CUNT     

#2150: EASTER ISLAND MYSTERY SOLVED

Fri, 2005 May 13

         ,`.                                                         
       ,'` |        _.-.                                             
      ,`   |      ,',' /   THE INDIGENOUS PEOPLE OF EASTER ISLAND    
      :    |    ,','  ;   DIED OUT DUE TO A LACK OF PORN             
       \   :   / /   /                                               
        \   `.' (  ,'   SEE THEY WERE TOO FAR AWAY FROM THE MAINLAND 
       ,''     _  `.     TO GET RESUPPLIES AND THEY WERE TOO UGLY    
     ,'      (o_)  `\     TO JUST MAKE THEIR OWN                     
  . (,.)   _.--     :                                                
-..`/(  .-'_..-    `|   AND THE STATUES ?!??! WELL UFOS DID THAT     
 .-'\,`. `-._       ;    I MEAN IT WOULD TAKE TALENTED SMART PEOPLE  
     `._           /__    TO BUILD THOSE SO THERE YOU GO             
     ,':)-.._   _.(:::`.                                             
     |'\         / /`:::|                                            
   ,' \ :       : :   `:|                                            
  /   : |       | |     \                                            
 :    | |       : :..---.:                                           
 |    | ;       ,`._`-.|_ `.                                         
 |    |'      ,'._  `. `. |_\                                        
 |    :      /`-. `.  `. `.  :                                       
 :     \    : __ `. `.  `. \ ;                                       
  \     \   |.  /  `. \   \ /   OH FUCK THIS IS JUST THE EASTER BUNNY
  |\     `..: `. __  \ \   /   THERE GOES MY HOPES FOR A DEGREE      
  ' `  .:::::\  `. /  \ \,'      IN SOCIOCULTURAL ANTHROPOLOGY       
    .::::::::::-..'_..-'  SSt                                        

#2515: SOCCER

Sat, 2006 May 13

soccer

       _,...,_                                                        
     .'@/   \@'.    CAN I JUST SAY THIS ONCE AND FOR ALL SO THAT THERE
    //  \___/  \\    ARE NO MORE QUESTIONS ON THE SUBJECT AND WE CAN  
   |@\__/a@a\__/a|    FINALLY PUT IT TO REST:                         
   |a/  \@@@/  \@|                                                    
    \\__/   \__//      SOCCER SUCKS ASS                               
jgs  `.a\___/a.'                                                      

#2880: THE ABILITY TO COMPLAIN

Sun, 2007 May 13

west wing

 ._                                               
   |        THE BEST PART OF THE WEST WING IS WHEN
   |         BARTLET LOSES THE ABILITY TO WALK    
   |L___,     BUT NOT THE ABILITY TO COMPLAIN     
 .' '.  T                                         
:  *  :_|                                         
 '._.'   L                                        

#3246: MEDIUM

Tue, 2008 May 13

          _____                                                           
         /      \                                                         
        (____/\  )                                                        
         |___  U?(____                MOTHER AND DAUGHTER TEAM UP         
         _\L.   |      \     ___       ON AN ALL-NEW MEDIUM               
       / /"""\ /.-'     |   |\  |                                         
      ( /  _/u     |    \___|_)_|                                         
       \|  \\      /   / \_(___ __)                                       
        |   \\    /   /  |  |    |                                        
        |    )  _/   /   )  |    |                                        
        _\__/.-'    /___(   |    |                                        
     _/  __________/     \  |    |                                        
    //  /  (              ) |    |                                        
   ( \__|___\    \______ /__|____|                                        
    \    (___\   |______)_/                                               
     \   |\   \  \     /                                                  
      \  | \__ )  )___/             FURRHRHHHHHFHFHFFFFFF OH GOD OH GOD   
       \  \  )/  /__(                OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD FFUFUFUURUUFFHFH
   ___ |  /_//___|   \_________        RUFUFHHRHRHHRHHH HORRIBLE DIARRHEA 
     _/  ( / OUuuu    \                                                   
MR  `----'(____________)                                                  

#3611: ANAL WEEK: THANKS NANCY

Wed, 2009 May 13

anal*

     _,--"^"--._                                                      
   ,'\         /`.                                                    
 ,'   \_______/   `.    I'VE DECIDED TO MAJOR IN ANALOLOGY            
|     /       \     |                                                 
|    /         \    |   BECAUSE I WANT MY DEGREE TO BE WORTH SOMETHING
|  _/           \_  |   IN THE POST-RECESSION JOB MARKET              
\'' `-.       ,-' ``/                                                 
 \     `-._,-'     /    ALSO I HEAR THE ANAL MARKET                   
  \       |       /     IS DUE FROM SOME STIMULUS FROM THE FED        
   `-.._  |  _,,-'      THANKS NANCY PELOSI                           
hjm     ``"''                                                         

#3976: CRAPINTOSH

Thu, 2010 May 13

                   __________________________                              
           __..--/".'                        '.                            
   __..--""      | |                          |   I CALL IT ..........     
  /              | |                          |                            
 /               | |    ___________________   |   CRAPINTOSH !!!!!!!!11    
;                | |   :__________________/:  |                            
|                | |   |                 '.|  |   BWAHAHAHAHAHHA           
|                | |   |                  ||  |                            
|                | |   |                  ||  |                            
|                | |   |                  ||  |                            
|                | |   |                  ||  |                            
|                | |   |                  ||  |                            
|                | |   |                  ||  |   WHAT DO YOU MEAN         
|                | |   |                  ||  |   YOU'VE HEARD THAT BEFORE 
|                | |   |______......-----"\|  |                            
|                | |   |_______......-----"   |                            
|                | |                          |   EXCUSE ME BUT I MADE     
|                | |                          |   IT UP JUST NOW AND IT'S  
|                | |                  ____----|   OH SO CLEVER SO THERE'S  
|                | |_____.....----|#######|---|   NO POSSIBLE WAY ANYONE   
|                | |______.....----""""       |   COME ALSO COME UP WITH IT
|                | |                          |                            
|. ..            | |   ,                      |                            
|... ....        | |  (c ----- """           .'   ALSO I'VE GOT ONE ABOUT  
|..... ......  |\|_|    ____......------"""|"     MICRO*SLOTH* OR PERHAPS  
|. .... .......| |""""""                   |      MICRO*$*OFT BUT I'M      
'... ..... ....| |                         |      STILL WORKING ON IT      
  "-._ .....  .| |                         |                               
      "-._.....| |             ___...---"""'      I'LL KEEP YOU UPDATED    
          "-._.| | ___...---"""                                            
              """""             grp                                        

#4341: ATHEIST PARROT

Fri, 2011 May 13

______________________________________________________            
__________|___________,_______________________________            
__________|__________//,______________________________            
__________|__________\|/;..___________________________            
__________|___________\\//\,._________________________   THIS     
__________|___________/   '\/_________________________   PARROT   
__________|__________/,* _  |_________________________   DOES     
__________|_________( ) ( ) (_________________________   NOT      
__________|__________\(  "   \________________________   BELIEVE  
__________|____________)      \\______________________   IN       
__________|___________(         \\\___________________   PARROT   
__________|____________\  (  \\   \\\_________________   RELIGIONS
__________|____________(\  \\  \\   \\\_______________            
__________|_____________\\   \\  \\   \\\_____________            
__________|______________\\   \\   \\   \\____________   AND      
__________|_______________\\    \\   \\  \\___________   BOY      
__________|________________\-\    \\\  \\\\___________   WILL     
__________|_________________\ /\_    \\\ \\___________   HE       
__________|__________________(( \-___-   \\\__________   NOT      
__________|___________________\  \_______ \\\_________   SHUT     
__________|____________________\  \_______ \\\________   UP       
__________|_____________________\  \________\\\_______   ABOUT    
__________|______________________\  \________\\\______   IT       
__________|_______________________\  \________\\______            
__________|________________________(--)_______________            
__________|___________________________________________            
__________|___________________________________________            
bni                                                               

#4707: THE THINKER

Sun, 2012 May 13

       _____                                                   
      /      \                                                 
     (____/\  )                                                
      |___  U?(____                                            
      _\L.   |      \     ___                                  
    / /"""\ /.-'     |   |\  |     SOMETIMES I SITS AND THINKS 
   ( /  _/u     |    \___|_)_|                                 
    \|  \\      /   / \_(___ __)   BUT USUALLY I'M JUST POOPING
     |   \\    /   /  |  |    |                                
     |    )  _/   /   )  |    |                                
     _\__/.-'    /___(   |    |                                
  _/  __________/     \  |    |                                
 //  /  (              ) |    |                                
( \__|___\    \______ /__|____|                                
 \    (___\   |______)_/                                       
  \   |\   \  \     /                                          
   \  | \__ )  )___/                                           
MR  \  \  )/  /__(                                             
___ |  /_//___|   \_________                                   
  _/  ( / OUuuu    \                                           
 `----'(____________)                                          

#5072: THE HELPFUL BOOKWORM

Mon, 2013 May 13

     .-..-.                               
    (-o/\o-)      READING IS FUN !!!!     
   /`""``""`\                             
   \ /.__.\ /       BUT HEROIN IS MORE FUN
    \ `--` /                              
     `)  ('                               
  ,  /::::\  ,                            
  |'.\::::/.'|                            
 _|  ';::;'  |_                           
(::)   ||   (::)                        _.
 "|    ||    |"                       _(:)
  '.   ||   .'                       /::\ 
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      /::::\_.._  _.._  _.._  _.._/::::\  
      \::::/::::\/::::\/::::\/::::\::::/  
  jgs  `""`\::::/\::::/\::::/\::::/`""`   
            `""`  `""`  `""`  `""`        

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