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#2171: INTO THE WEST (Fri, 2005 Jun 3)
#2170: DAVE CHAPPELLE (Thu, 2005 Jun 2)
#2169: PUT A FORK IN HIM (Wed, 2005 Jun 1)
#2168: JANE FONDA (Tue, 2005 May 31)
#2167: PYROKINESIS (SORT OF) (Mon, 2005 May 30)
#2166: MENSA (Sun, 2005 May 29)
#2165: THE REAL STORY OF HOW NEWTON DISCOVERED GRAVITY (Sat, 2005 May 28)
#2164: AL FRANKEN (Fri, 2005 May 27)
#2163: SECOND WORST (Thu, 2005 May 26)
#2162: INTERNATIONALIZATION AND LOCALIZATION (Wed, 2005 May 25)
#2161: THAT U2 SONG (Tue, 2005 May 24)
#2160: VANESSA DEL RIO (Mon, 2005 May 23)
#2159: HAGGLING (Sun, 2005 May 22)
#2158: I WANT YOUR SEX (Sat, 2005 May 21)
#2157: MICHAEL MOORE ATE AMERICA (Fri, 2005 May 20)
#2156: TODAY IS THE FIRST DAY OF THE REST OF YOUR LIFE (Thu, 2005 May 19)
#2155: SUPERNOVA (Wed, 2005 May 18)
#2154: SHE KNOWS WHAT SHE WANTS (Tue, 2005 May 17)
#2153: (NOT) PROOF OF GOD (Mon, 2005 May 16)
#2152: A BIBLE LESSON (Sun, 2005 May 15)
#2151: JOINT OPERATIONS: ESCALATION (Sat, 2005 May 14)
#2150: EASTER ISLAND MYSTERY SOLVED (Fri, 2005 May 13)
#2149: CONTACT (Thu, 2005 May 12)
#2148: THE PROSTITUTE HAS A SIMPLE REQUEST BEFORE YOU BEGIN (Wed, 2005 May 11)
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#2146: WHAT YOU NEED IS A WIKI (Mon, 2005 May 9)
#2145: AND IN AN ALTERNATE UNIVERSE WHERE ELECTIONS ARE HELD TWO YEARS EARLIER (Sun, 2005 May 8)
#2144: GUYS WITH TONGUE PIERCINGS (Sat, 2005 May 7)
#2143: FREE AS IN (Fri, 2005 May 6)
#2142: THE FUTURE (Thu, 2005 May 5)
#2141: HENRY V (Wed, 2005 May 4)
#2140: PLAN TO FAIL OR FAIL TO PLAN (Tue, 2005 May 3)
#2139: GAY FIREMEN (Mon, 2005 May 2)
#2138: NAPSTER (Sun, 2005 May 1)
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#2136: PUTTING MICHAEL MOORE TO GOOD USE (Fri, 2005 Apr 29)
#2135: KATAMARI DAMACY (Thu, 2005 Apr 28)
#2134: VIDEO STRIP POKER (Wed, 2005 Apr 27)
#2133: ONCE YOU DIP (Tue, 2005 Apr 26)
#2132: VIVE LA FRANCE (Mon, 2005 Apr 25)
#2131: GEFORCE 6800 GT (Sun, 2005 Apr 24)
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#2128: HOMOSEXUAL PROMISCUITY (Thu, 2005 Apr 21)
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#2150: EASTER ISLAND MYSTERY SOLVED

Fri, 2005 May 13

         ,`.                                                         
       ,'` |        _.-.                                             
      ,`   |      ,',' /   THE INDIGENOUS PEOPLE OF EASTER ISLAND    
      :    |    ,','  ;   DIED OUT DUE TO A LACK OF PORN             
       \   :   / /   /                                               
        \   `.' (  ,'   SEE THEY WERE TOO FAR AWAY FROM THE MAINLAND 
       ,''     _  `.     TO GET RESUPPLIES AND THEY WERE TOO UGLY    
     ,'      (o_)  `\     TO JUST MAKE THEIR OWN                     
  . (,.)   _.--     :                                                
-..`/(  .-'_..-    `|   AND THE STATUES ?!??! WELL UFOS DID THAT     
 .-'\,`. `-._       ;    I MEAN IT WOULD TAKE TALENTED SMART PEOPLE  
     `._           /__    TO BUILD THOSE SO THERE YOU GO             
     ,':)-.._   _.(:::`.                                             
     |'\         / /`:::|                                            
   ,' \ :       : :   `:|                                            
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 :     \    : __ `. `.  `. \ ;                                       
  \     \   |.  /  `. \   \ /   OH FUCK THIS IS JUST THE EASTER BUNNY
  |\     `..: `. __  \ \   /   THERE GOES MY HOPES FOR A DEGREE      
  ' `  .:::::\  `. /  \ \,'      IN SOCIOCULTURAL ANTHROPOLOGY       
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