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#2176: FLESHLIGHT (Wed, 2005 Jun 8)
#2175: IF IT WASN'T FOR DRINKING (Tue, 2005 Jun 7)
#2174: NOBODY LIKES A QUITTER (Mon, 2005 Jun 6)
#2173: QUICK TIP (Sun, 2005 Jun 5)
#2172: KATE BUSH (Sat, 2005 Jun 4)
#2171: INTO THE WEST (Fri, 2005 Jun 3)
#2170: DAVE CHAPPELLE (Thu, 2005 Jun 2)
#2169: PUT A FORK IN HIM (Wed, 2005 Jun 1)
#2168: JANE FONDA (Tue, 2005 May 31)
#2167: PYROKINESIS (SORT OF) (Mon, 2005 May 30)
#2166: MENSA (Sun, 2005 May 29)
#2165: THE REAL STORY OF HOW NEWTON DISCOVERED GRAVITY (Sat, 2005 May 28)
#2164: AL FRANKEN (Fri, 2005 May 27)
#2163: SECOND WORST (Thu, 2005 May 26)
#2162: INTERNATIONALIZATION AND LOCALIZATION (Wed, 2005 May 25)
#2161: THAT U2 SONG (Tue, 2005 May 24)
#2160: VANESSA DEL RIO (Mon, 2005 May 23)
#2159: HAGGLING (Sun, 2005 May 22)
#2158: I WANT YOUR SEX (Sat, 2005 May 21)
#2157: MICHAEL MOORE ATE AMERICA (Fri, 2005 May 20)
#2156: TODAY IS THE FIRST DAY OF THE REST OF YOUR LIFE (Thu, 2005 May 19)
#2155: SUPERNOVA (Wed, 2005 May 18)
#2154: SHE KNOWS WHAT SHE WANTS (Tue, 2005 May 17)
#2153: (NOT) PROOF OF GOD (Mon, 2005 May 16)
#2152: A BIBLE LESSON (Sun, 2005 May 15)
#2151: JOINT OPERATIONS: ESCALATION (Sat, 2005 May 14)
#2150: EASTER ISLAND MYSTERY SOLVED (Fri, 2005 May 13)
#2149: CONTACT (Thu, 2005 May 12)
#2148: THE PROSTITUTE HAS A SIMPLE REQUEST BEFORE YOU BEGIN (Wed, 2005 May 11)
#2147: WE MUST BELIEVE IN MAGIC (Tue, 2005 May 10)
#2146: WHAT YOU NEED IS A WIKI (Mon, 2005 May 9)
#2145: AND IN AN ALTERNATE UNIVERSE WHERE ELECTIONS ARE HELD TWO YEARS EARLIER (Sun, 2005 May 8)
#2144: GUYS WITH TONGUE PIERCINGS (Sat, 2005 May 7)
#2143: FREE AS IN (Fri, 2005 May 6)
#2142: THE FUTURE (Thu, 2005 May 5)
#2141: HENRY V (Wed, 2005 May 4)
#2140: PLAN TO FAIL OR FAIL TO PLAN (Tue, 2005 May 3)
#2139: GAY FIREMEN (Mon, 2005 May 2)
#2138: NAPSTER (Sun, 2005 May 1)
#2137: WHAT A NIGHT (Sat, 2005 Apr 30)
#2136: PUTTING MICHAEL MOORE TO GOOD USE (Fri, 2005 Apr 29)
#2135: KATAMARI DAMACY (Thu, 2005 Apr 28)
#2134: VIDEO STRIP POKER (Wed, 2005 Apr 27)
#2133: ONCE YOU DIP (Tue, 2005 Apr 26)
#2132: VIVE LA FRANCE (Mon, 2005 Apr 25)
#2131: GEFORCE 6800 GT (Sun, 2005 Apr 24)
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#1: SURF'S UP (Fri, 1999 Jun 25)
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#2153: (NOT) PROOF OF GOD

Mon, 2005 May 16

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 PRETTY SURE GOD IS NOT WATCHING US                              
                                                                 
  OR RATHER HE SOMETIMES DOES BUT MOST OF THE TIME HE'S          
   SLEEPING SO YOU CAN PRETTY MUCH GET AWAY WITH WHATEVER        
    YOU WANT                                                     
                                                                 
   ALSO HE KIND OF LOVES YOU BUT SOMETIMES HE GETS ARBITRARILY   
    MAD AND MAKES GOOD PEOPLE SUFFER FOR NO REAL REASON SO DON'T 
     TRY TO FIGURE THAT ONE OUT EITHER                           
                                                                 
    SO IN SUMMARY THERE IS A GOD BUT HIS INTEREST AND INVOLVEMENT
     IS EXACTLY AS IF HE WEREN'T THERE AT ALL                    
                                                                 
     HAPPY CHANNUKAH OR WHATEVER                                 

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