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#265: LOOK

Wed, 2000 Mar 15

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#630: TOO POOR TO AFFORD CLOTHES

Thu, 2001 Mar 15

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#995: BACON

Fri, 2002 Mar 15

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#1360: MOUSE AND MOUSE PAD

Sat, 2003 Mar 15

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CLEARLY I SHOULD BE ON THE LEFT SIDE OF YOUR COMPUTER            
SO YOU CAN BEAT OFF WITH YOUR RIGHT HAND                         
BECAUSE RIGHTIES ARE THE ONES CHOSEN BY GOD                      
THE LEFTIES WILL BE UP AGAINST THE WALL WHEN THE REVOLUTION COMES

#1726: SUPER SIZE

Mon, 2004 Mar 15

/\     __     LIKE ALL GOOD LIBERALS I BELIEVE THAT PEOPLE SHOULDN'T 
  \ .-':::.    BE ALLOWED TO MAKE PERSONAL CHOICES ON THEIR OWN      
   \ :::::|\    THAT I DEEM ARE BAD FOR THEM SO I'M CALLING TO BAN   
  |,\:::'/  \    ALL SUPER SIZING IN FAST FOOD RESTAURANTS           
  `.:::-'    \                                                       
    `-.       \         ___                                          
       `-.     |     .-'';:::.    NO IT DIDN'T OCCUR TO ME THAT THEY 
          `-.-'     / ',''.;;;\    CAN JUST ORDER A SECOND FUCKING   
                   |  ','','.''|    ORDER OF WHATEVER IT IS THEY WANT
                   |\  ' ,',' /'     BECAUSE I'M A COMPLETE FUCKING  
                   `.`-.___.-;'       MORON                          
                     `--._.-'  AsH                                   

#2091: TWENTY REASONS WHY VIDEO GAMES ARE BETTER THAN WOMEN

Tue, 2005 Mar 15

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    |   |,"    `.|   |  15. THEY DON'T COMPLAIN WHEN YOU LOAN THEM
    |   /  SONY  \   |  TO YOUR FRIEND TO PLAY WITH BECAUSE YOU'RE
    |   |        |   |  SICK OF BEATING THEM                      
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#2456: WHAT'S UP

Wed, 2006 Mar 15

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#2821: QUICK VOTE

Thu, 2007 Mar 15

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| | | | |      | | | | |    HANDS UP, WHO LIKES
| | | | |      | | | | |    RIMJOBS ???        
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#3187: CAVEAT

Sat, 2008 Mar 15

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      IF I PISS THE BED            
FOLLOW THE STANDARD PROCEDURE      

#3552: RESERVING THE RIGHT

Sun, 2009 Mar 15

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      _/ |) (| \_       I RESERVE THE RIGHT TO NOT GIVE A SHIT
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jgs      \_!_/                                                

#3917: MEGAN MCARDLE

Mon, 2010 Mar 15

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#4282: TUNIS

Tue, 2011 Mar 15

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   I CAN'T WAIT UNTIL THE MIDDLE EASTERN PROTESTS COME          
   FULL CIRCLE AND THEN THEY JUST START UP AGAIN IN TUNISIA     
   AND THEY DEMAND THAT INDIANA JONES BECOMES THEIR             
   PRESIDENT                                                    
                                                                
   GET IT TUNIS WAS MENTIONED IN RADIERS OF THE LAST ARK        
                                                                
   OKAY FINE                                                    

#4648: NOT GONNA MAKE IT

Thu, 2012 Mar 15

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/__________________\    BLHGLBHLGHLBH NOT GONNA MAKE IT IN TOMORROW
||\ ________ /|  _ |                                               
|| |:      :| |o(_)|    BHGLBHLGHB PIZZA ROLLS                     
|| |;-""""-;| |o(_)|                                               
|| |________| | __ |                                               
||/__________\|[__]| hjw                                           
"------------------"                                               

#5013: PI DAY

Fri, 2013 Mar 15

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