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#205: PISS NET

Sat, 2000 Jan 15

figlet 

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#571: C.J.

Mon, 2001 Jan 15

newsgroup 

      _             _-._   HI MY NAME C.J.                 
    /`'~-.      _,-'    \                                  
   / .    \_   /   _.--. \       ME LIMEY AND EAT EGG ROLL 
  /  :      `'Y   '       `~-n.                            
 /   |._ _,    `.  c.j.    __| \   ME RIKEY SUCKY FUCKY    
 ( _.>_O)_/      \   __.-'~     |  ME OPEN UP FOR YOU      
 .'  /)~~         \  '  ____/~-./                          
(   /. \           )   /       /  GIVE ME IT ALL I AM FAGGY
 `-'  `.L_         /  "_       |  LIMEY C.J.               
          `'\     /_  / |      |                           
     8--- \._) _ /  `'  |      |  PLEASE SIR MORE SIR      
           `~''~'      _|      |                           
     ^                (_       |  GHGAHLAGLHAGLHGALHAGHLAG 
    DICK                `-._   /  FUCKING FAGGOT           
                            `-'

#936: ONLY THE COOLEST

Tue, 2002 Jan 15

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ONLY THE COOLEST CATS DRINK THEIR VODKA
         OUT OF A FUCKING JUG

#1301: MY FAVORITE SNACK

Wed, 2003 Jan 15

nerd boy, newsgroup 

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DELICIOUS URINE, MY FAVORITE SNACK!!!     
MMM SLURP MY WORTHLESS SWEDISH ASS GROWING

#1666: ARABIC AND GERMAN

Thu, 2004 Jan 15

 HOW CONVENIENT IT IS THAT ARABIC IS JUST LIKE GERMAN:            
     YOU KNOW RIGHT AWAY THAT ANYBODY SPEAKING IT IS A BAD GUY    
                                                                  
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       HEY PEOPLE THE TRUTH IN UPPERCASE IS STILL THE TRUTH

#2032: LITTLE CHRISTIAN FISH

Sat, 2005 Jan 15

   HI I'M THE LITTLE CHRISTIAN FISH         
   I'M AN ICON AND A WARNING SIGN           
   (NO JEWS, NO A-RABS, NO BLACKS, NO IRISH)
  /                                         
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#2397: AND THE LORD SAID

Sun, 2006 Jan 15

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  / |  \ /  | \                                                   
 /__|__/ \__|__\            AND THE LORD SAID "MAKE ME CHOKE ON   
|\  |  | |  |  /|           IT BECAUSE IT IS BIG AND WILL BLOCK   
| \ |----|--| / |           MY ESOPHAGUS" AND I SAID UNTO THE LORD
| /\-\---|---/\ |           (I SAYS) "CHECK IT OUT I'M HARD" AND  
|/_____|\|_____\|           AT THAT POINT HE BROKE DOWN WITH "OKAY
 \  |  \ /  |  /            BUT MAKE IT QUICK" AND IT WAS RAD     
  \ |  / \  | /                                                   
   \|/     \|/

#2762: QUITE HONESTLY

Mon, 2007 Jan 15

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#3127: PROPOSITION 23

Tue, 2008 Jan 15

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         ,'_,-\    WHY DON'T WE JUST CRUCIFY EVERYBODY WE DON'T LIKE      
         ;'____\                                                          
         || =\=|   IT WORKED FOR THE ROMANS THEREFORE IT WILL WORK FOR US 
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       |, ,;, ,`-._\    (OTHERWISE KNOWN AS PROPOSITION 23, ROCK THE VOTE)

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