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#3249: SECOND STYLE (Fri, 2008 May 16)
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#50: THERE'S ALWAYS (Fri, 1999 Aug 13)
#49: FOR YOUR SHINS (Thu, 1999 Aug 12)
#48: GENIE (Wed, 1999 Aug 11)
#47: YOUR SINS (Tue, 1999 Aug 10)
#46: HIPPO'S DUMP (Mon, 1999 Aug 9)
#45: MOUSE-RAM (Sun, 1999 Aug 8)
#44: SUPPOSED TO BE (Sat, 1999 Aug 7)
#43: TUX (Fri, 1999 Aug 6)
#42: MERMAID'S CLAMS (Thu, 1999 Aug 5)
#41: PICTURE OF A DONG (Wed, 1999 Aug 4)
#40: BETTY BOOP'S HEAD (Tue, 1999 Aug 3)
#39: UNICORN ROBBER (Mon, 1999 Aug 2)
#38: LIFT UP ONE LEG (Sun, 1999 Aug 1)
#37: MERDOG (Sat, 1999 Jul 31)
#36: JUGGLING MY BALLS (Fri, 1999 Jul 30)
#35: DUMPING ON IRAQ (Thu, 1999 Jul 29)
#34: NAGEL'S HABIT (Wed, 1999 Jul 28)
#33: I CAN SEE YOU (Tue, 1999 Jul 27)
#32: DOGBERT'S GRUMPY (Mon, 1999 Jul 26)
#31: DICKLESS WONDER (Sun, 1999 Jul 25)
#30: DUMPY BEAR (Sat, 1999 Jul 24)
#29: EGYPTIAN STORK (Fri, 1999 Jul 23)
#28: DIARRHEA (Thu, 1999 Jul 22)
#27: POOR DEER (Wed, 1999 Jul 21)
#26: ILLUSTRATION (Tue, 1999 Jul 20)
#25: SLURRING SNAKE (Mon, 1999 Jul 19)
#24: A&E (Sun, 1999 Jul 18)
#23: GARFIELD AND JON (Sat, 1999 Jul 17)
#22: MANHANDLED (Fri, 1999 Jul 16)
#21: BICYCLE (Thu, 1999 Jul 15)
#20: BIG BIRD (Wed, 1999 Jul 14)
#19: BULLDOG (Tue, 1999 Jul 13)
#18: MONKEY'S PROBLEM (Mon, 1999 Jul 12)
#17: CURIOUS INSTRUMENT (Sun, 1999 Jul 11)
#16: THE GAY BAT (Sat, 1999 Jul 10)
#15: FAGMAN (Fri, 1999 Jul 9)
#14: WATER CLOSET (Thu, 1999 Jul 8)
#13: STAR TRUHHHHHHHHHHHHH (Wed, 1999 Jul 7)
#12: SALLY THE SNAIL (Tue, 1999 Jul 6)
#11: TRUE CONFESSIONS OF SNOOPY (Mon, 1999 Jul 5)
#10: ALIENS ARE COMING (Sun, 1999 Jul 4)
#9: DOLPHINS KNOW (Sat, 1999 Jul 3)
#8: GAY WHALE (Fri, 1999 Jul 2)
#7: BANANA (Thu, 1999 Jul 1)
#6: LET ME OUT (Wed, 1999 Jun 30)
#5: JASMINE (Tue, 1999 Jun 29)
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#1: SURF'S UP (Fri, 1999 Jun 25)
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#27: POOR DEER

Wed, 1999 Jul 21

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