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#87: CHOPSTICKS (Sun, 1999 Sep 19)
#86: THE GAY TRAIN (Sat, 1999 Sep 18)
#85: GAY FOR A DOLLAR (Fri, 1999 Sep 17)
#84: NO PENIS (Thu, 1999 Sep 16)
#83: I SMOKE POT (Wed, 1999 Sep 15)
#82: A STICK (Tue, 1999 Sep 14)
#81: QUEERNUTS (Mon, 1999 Sep 13)
#80: DIGITAL DILDO (Sun, 1999 Sep 12)
#79: POOR DOGGY (Sat, 1999 Sep 11)
#78: THE FRESHMAKER (Fri, 1999 Sep 10)
#77: SOMEONE'S HOUSE (Thu, 1999 Sep 9)
#76: NEXT TIME (Wed, 1999 Sep 8)
#75: FOR MILES AND MILES (Tue, 1999 Sep 7)
#74: GAYBUG (Mon, 1999 Sep 6)
#73: DISKETTE (Sun, 1999 Sep 5)
#72: FLAMINGO'S DILEMMA (Sat, 1999 Sep 4)
#71: FORKED DONG (Fri, 1999 Sep 3)
#70: RESTRAINING ORDER (Thu, 1999 Sep 2)
#69: PINK PANTHER (Wed, 1999 Sep 1)
#68: CENTAUR JUGS (Tue, 1999 Aug 31)
#67: MY HEART (Mon, 1999 Aug 30)
#66: STOPPING TRAFFIC (Sun, 1999 Aug 29)
#65: L (Sat, 1999 Aug 28)
#64: TIED IN KNOTS (Fri, 1999 Aug 27)
#63: MENTAL NOTE (Thu, 1999 Aug 26)
#62: OKAY SIS (Wed, 1999 Aug 25)
#61: TOILET TRAINING (Tue, 1999 Aug 24)
#60: GUESS WHAT BABY DID (Mon, 1999 Aug 23)
#59: UNKNOWN AT PRESENT (Sun, 1999 Aug 22)
#58: A VERY BAD DAY (Sat, 1999 Aug 21)
#57: TURTLE'S SHELL (Fri, 1999 Aug 20)
#56: NATURE SCENE (Thu, 1999 Aug 19)
#55: I MEAN MOO (Wed, 1999 Aug 18)
#54: GUMBY TAKES A STAND (Tue, 1999 Aug 17)
#53: COKE (Mon, 1999 Aug 16)
#52: BITCHX (Sun, 1999 Aug 15)
#51: YOU'D JUMP LIKE THIS TOO (Sat, 1999 Aug 14)
#50: THERE'S ALWAYS (Fri, 1999 Aug 13)
#49: FOR YOUR SHINS (Thu, 1999 Aug 12)
#48: GENIE (Wed, 1999 Aug 11)
#47: YOUR SINS (Tue, 1999 Aug 10)
#46: HIPPO'S DUMP (Mon, 1999 Aug 9)
#45: MOUSE-RAM (Sun, 1999 Aug 8)
#44: SUPPOSED TO BE (Sat, 1999 Aug 7)
#43: TUX (Fri, 1999 Aug 6)
#42: MERMAID'S CLAMS (Thu, 1999 Aug 5)
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#1: SURF'S UP (Fri, 1999 Jun 25)
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#64: TIED IN KNOTS

Fri, 1999 Aug 27

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