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#5372: COSMOS REBOOT (Sun, 2014 Mar 9)
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#4349: NEUROTYPICAL (Sat, 2011 May 21)
#4348: THE RAINDROP REVOLUTION (Fri, 2011 May 20)
#4347: APPLE PIE (Thu, 2011 May 19)
#4346: THE TALKING PARROTS (Wed, 2011 May 18)
#4345: NEURODIVERSE CULTURE (Tue, 2011 May 17)
#4344: DREAM BLENDER (Mon, 2011 May 16)
#4343: GUESS THE ANIMAL (Sun, 2011 May 15)
#4342: WOK (Sat, 2011 May 14)
#4341: ATHEIST PARROT (Fri, 2011 May 13)
#4340: FLOWER BOUQUET (Thu, 2011 May 12)
#4339: AN APPLE A DAY (Wed, 2011 May 11)
#4338: AND WHAT HE THOUGHT WAS H2O (Tue, 2011 May 10)
#4337: MFC (Mon, 2011 May 9)
#4336: TOUCANS (Sun, 2011 May 8)
#4335: NEVER TOO LATE (Sat, 2011 May 7)
#4334: FRILLED SHIRT (Fri, 2011 May 6)
#4333: A TABLE (Thu, 2011 May 5)
#4332: WALKIE TALKIES (Wed, 2011 May 4)
#4331: MY FREE CAMS (Tue, 2011 May 3)
#4330: GOODBYE OSAMA BIN LADEN (Mon, 2011 May 2)
#4329: THE WALRUS SPEAKS (Sun, 2011 May 1)
#4328: HANNOVER (Sat, 2011 Apr 30)
#4327: DECLARATION ENTERTAINMENT (Fri, 2011 Apr 29)
#4326: CRYSIS 2 PLAY STYLE (Thu, 2011 Apr 28)
#4325: DEGENERATIVE EYE DISEASE (Wed, 2011 Apr 27)
#4324: PORTAL 2 (Tue, 2011 Apr 26)
#4323: MOLNIYA ORBIT (Mon, 2011 Apr 25)
#4322: BAD WORK DAY (Sun, 2011 Apr 24)
#4321: THE GOLDFISH COSMOLOGIST (Sat, 2011 Apr 23)
#4320: KIWI (Fri, 2011 Apr 22)
#4319: KAYAKER (Thu, 2011 Apr 21)
#4318: NEXT GENERATION RERUNS (Wed, 2011 Apr 20)
#4317: ATHEISM (Tue, 2011 Apr 19)
#4316: DUMBED-DOWN (Mon, 2011 Apr 18)
#4315: LOVECRAFT (Sun, 2011 Apr 17)
#4314: BANK GOTHIC (Sat, 2011 Apr 16)
#4313: THE EYEGLASS EFFECT (Fri, 2011 Apr 15)
#4312: MOVIE PITCH (Thu, 2011 Apr 14)
#4311: MAXIMUM DRINK (Wed, 2011 Apr 13)
#4310: AMAZON CLOUD PLAYER (Tue, 2011 Apr 12)
#4309: MASS EFFECT NOVEL/ANIME (Mon, 2011 Apr 11)
#4308: A STRANGE THING MAKES A STRANGE CONFESSION (Sun, 2011 Apr 10)
#4307: PRE VS. POST (Sat, 2011 Apr 9)
#4306: SEATTLE (Fri, 2011 Apr 8)
#4305: ETHICAL HACKER (Thu, 2011 Apr 7)
#4304: GRAPEVINE (Wed, 2011 Apr 6)
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#1: SURF'S UP (Fri, 1999 Jun 25)
<<< #4325: DEGENERATIVE EYE DISEASE | #4327: DECLARATION ENTERTAINMENT >>>

#4326: CRYSIS 2 PLAY STYLE

Thu, 2011 Apr 28

crysis

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            _ ,====, _    |I|`` ||  `|I `|  I REALLY LIKE CRYSIS 2        
           |`I|    || `==,|``   ^^   ``  |                                
           | ``    ^^    ||_,===TT`==,,_ |  IN PARTICULAR IT'S GREAT THAT 
           |,==Y``Y==,,__| \L=_-`'   +J/`   YOU CAN CHOOSE YOUR PLAY STYLE
            \|=_  ' -=#J/..-|=_-     =|                                   
             |=_   -;-='`. .|=_-     =|----T--,                           
             |=/\  -|=_-. . |=_-/^\  =||-|-|::|____   ALTHOUGH MY USUAL   
             |=||  -|=_-. . |=_-| |  =|-|-||::\____   CONSITENT STYLE IS  
             |=LJ  -|=_-. . |=_-|_| =||-|-|:::::::    TO RUN UP RIGHT IN  
             |=_   -|=_-_.  |=_-     =|-|-||:::::::   FRONT OF AN ENEMY   
             |=_   -|=//^\. |=_-     =||-|-|:::::::   WHILE CLOAKED,      
         ,   |/&_,_-|=||  | |=_-     =|-|-||:::::::   DECLOAK, DROP MY    
      ,--``8%,/    ',%||  | |=_-     =||-|-|%::::::   TROUSERS, THEN POWER
  ,---`_,888`  ,.'''''`-.,|,|/!,--,.&\|&\-,|&#:::::   JUMP AND AIRSTOMP   
 |;:;K`__,...;=\_____,=``           %%%&     %#,---   THE FUCKER          
 |;::::::::::::|       `'.________+-------\   ``                          
/8M%;:::;;:::::|                  |        `-------                       
                                                                          
                 SOMETIMES I YELL AN INAPPROPRIATE SLUR BUT SOMETIMES NOT 
                                                                          
                                                    THAT'S MY PREROGATIVE 

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