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#4377: AND I DON'T MEAN TRANSMISSION (Sat, 2011 Jun 18)
#4376: GAME BOYCOTT (Fri, 2011 Jun 17)
#4375: SOUND BLASTER (Thu, 2011 Jun 16)
#4374: HOUSEWARMING PARTY (Wed, 2011 Jun 15)
#4373: NO THEY DON'T (Tue, 2011 Jun 14)
#4372: I'D STILL HIT IT (Mon, 2011 Jun 13)
#4371: A CAMGIRL'S REGRET (Sun, 2011 Jun 12)
#4370: ALLY MCBEAL (Sat, 2011 Jun 11)
#4369: EATING MAGNETS (Fri, 2011 Jun 10)
#4368: GAY DEAF PEOPLE (Thu, 2011 Jun 9)
#4367: LOOK AT ME NOW (Wed, 2011 Jun 8)
#4366: LATIN (Tue, 2011 Jun 7)
#4365: PRESIDENTIAL CANDIDATE (Mon, 2011 Jun 6)
#4364: BRINK DISCRIMINATION (Sun, 2011 Jun 5)
#4363: BURIAL URN (Sat, 2011 Jun 4)
#4362: RANDY SAVAGE'S LAST THOUGHTS (Fri, 2011 Jun 3)
#4361: SHOOTING RANGE GUN SAFETY (Thu, 2011 Jun 2)
#4360: A THING (Wed, 2011 Jun 1)
#4359: MEDUSA SPEAKS (Tue, 2011 May 31)
#4358: THE PANDA WHO LEARNED TO REGRET (Mon, 2011 May 30)
#4357: TALENTLESS (Sun, 2011 May 29)
#4356: TOM THUMB (Sat, 2011 May 28)
#4355: THE QUIETING FIST (Fri, 2011 May 27)
#4354: TOOL BAG (Thu, 2011 May 26)
#4353: THE HUMMINGBIRD SUCKS (Wed, 2011 May 25)
#4352: TOTEM POLE (Tue, 2011 May 24)
#4351: THE FINAL HOURS (Mon, 2011 May 23)
#4350: MAZE TIME (Sun, 2011 May 22)
#4349: NEUROTYPICAL (Sat, 2011 May 21)
#4348: THE RAINDROP REVOLUTION (Fri, 2011 May 20)
#4347: APPLE PIE (Thu, 2011 May 19)
#4346: THE TALKING PARROTS (Wed, 2011 May 18)
#4345: NEURODIVERSE CULTURE (Tue, 2011 May 17)
#4344: DREAM BLENDER (Mon, 2011 May 16)
#4343: GUESS THE ANIMAL (Sun, 2011 May 15)
#4342: WOK (Sat, 2011 May 14)
#4341: ATHEIST PARROT (Fri, 2011 May 13)
#4340: FLOWER BOUQUET (Thu, 2011 May 12)
#4339: AN APPLE A DAY (Wed, 2011 May 11)
#4338: AND WHAT HE THOUGHT WAS H2O (Tue, 2011 May 10)
#4337: MFC (Mon, 2011 May 9)
#4336: TOUCANS (Sun, 2011 May 8)
#4335: NEVER TOO LATE (Sat, 2011 May 7)
#4334: FRILLED SHIRT (Fri, 2011 May 6)
#4333: A TABLE (Thu, 2011 May 5)
#4332: WALKIE TALKIES (Wed, 2011 May 4)
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#4354: TOOL BAG

Thu, 2011 May 26

space shuttle

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|    \__/    |  /   /     |    ____________ ||`._.-'~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~`
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    | ][ |  ( |        |                     |= -= - = - =  = - =--= = - ==| 
    | ][ |   \|        |____________________/- = - -= =_- =_-=_ -=_=-=_=_=-| 
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  |  /  \  |  ,-'    `-,       /\___________       (\\\\\\\||=|              
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     ,--------,          '---,  `.________________________.'  _  `.          
   ,--------,' |              )   ________________________   <_>  :          
  |    _     | |         .---'  .'                        `.     .'          
  |  .' `.   | |          `----'                            `---'            
  |  `._.'   | |                                                             
  |          |,',-,-,-,-,-,-,-,-,-,-,-,-,-,-,-,-,-,-,-,-,-,-,-,-,-==,        
  |__________\---------------------------------------------------=='         
                                                                             
      WHEN THE SPACE SHUTTLE IS FINALLY RETIRED I THINK WHAT WILL            
      BE NOTED MOST IN THE HISTORY BOOKS IS THAT TOOL BAG THAT               
      DUMB BITCH LOST DURING ONE OF THOSE MISSIONS A FEW YEARS AGO           
                                                                             
      PROVING ONCE AND FOR ALL THAT IF YOU WANT A SPACE JOB DONE RIGHT       
                                                                             
      DON'T SEND A GODDAMN GIRL                                              

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