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#5372: COSMOS REBOOT (Sun, 2014 Mar 9)
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#4363: BURIAL URN (Sat, 2011 Jun 4)
#4362: RANDY SAVAGE'S LAST THOUGHTS (Fri, 2011 Jun 3)
#4361: SHOOTING RANGE GUN SAFETY (Thu, 2011 Jun 2)
#4360: A THING (Wed, 2011 Jun 1)
#4359: MEDUSA SPEAKS (Tue, 2011 May 31)
#4358: THE PANDA WHO LEARNED TO REGRET (Mon, 2011 May 30)
#4357: TALENTLESS (Sun, 2011 May 29)
#4356: TOM THUMB (Sat, 2011 May 28)
#4355: THE QUIETING FIST (Fri, 2011 May 27)
#4354: TOOL BAG (Thu, 2011 May 26)
#4353: THE HUMMINGBIRD SUCKS (Wed, 2011 May 25)
#4352: TOTEM POLE (Tue, 2011 May 24)
#4351: THE FINAL HOURS (Mon, 2011 May 23)
#4350: MAZE TIME (Sun, 2011 May 22)
#4349: NEUROTYPICAL (Sat, 2011 May 21)
#4348: THE RAINDROP REVOLUTION (Fri, 2011 May 20)
#4347: APPLE PIE (Thu, 2011 May 19)
#4346: THE TALKING PARROTS (Wed, 2011 May 18)
#4345: NEURODIVERSE CULTURE (Tue, 2011 May 17)
#4344: DREAM BLENDER (Mon, 2011 May 16)
#4343: GUESS THE ANIMAL (Sun, 2011 May 15)
#4342: WOK (Sat, 2011 May 14)
#4341: ATHEIST PARROT (Fri, 2011 May 13)
#4340: FLOWER BOUQUET (Thu, 2011 May 12)
#4339: AN APPLE A DAY (Wed, 2011 May 11)
#4338: AND WHAT HE THOUGHT WAS H2O (Tue, 2011 May 10)
#4337: MFC (Mon, 2011 May 9)
#4336: TOUCANS (Sun, 2011 May 8)
#4335: NEVER TOO LATE (Sat, 2011 May 7)
#4334: FRILLED SHIRT (Fri, 2011 May 6)
#4333: A TABLE (Thu, 2011 May 5)
#4332: WALKIE TALKIES (Wed, 2011 May 4)
#4331: MY FREE CAMS (Tue, 2011 May 3)
#4330: GOODBYE OSAMA BIN LADEN (Mon, 2011 May 2)
#4329: THE WALRUS SPEAKS (Sun, 2011 May 1)
#4328: HANNOVER (Sat, 2011 Apr 30)
#4327: DECLARATION ENTERTAINMENT (Fri, 2011 Apr 29)
#4326: CRYSIS 2 PLAY STYLE (Thu, 2011 Apr 28)
#4325: DEGENERATIVE EYE DISEASE (Wed, 2011 Apr 27)
#4324: PORTAL 2 (Tue, 2011 Apr 26)
#4323: MOLNIYA ORBIT (Mon, 2011 Apr 25)
#4322: BAD WORK DAY (Sun, 2011 Apr 24)
#4321: THE GOLDFISH COSMOLOGIST (Sat, 2011 Apr 23)
#4320: KIWI (Fri, 2011 Apr 22)
#4319: KAYAKER (Thu, 2011 Apr 21)
#4318: NEXT GENERATION RERUNS (Wed, 2011 Apr 20)
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#1: SURF'S UP (Fri, 1999 Jun 25)
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#4340: FLOWER BOUQUET

Thu, 2011 May 12

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   \\ \';*"."@,'//   HERE'S A FLOWER BOUQUET             
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     \_ \_,/ _ /       GIVE IT TO YOUR GIRLFRIEND OR WIFE
     ,-'`../ ,.        TO SHUT HER UP FOR TEN SECONDS    
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      /.|)(|,\           THEN REPEAT EVERY TWENTY SECONDS
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