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#5372: COSMOS REBOOT (Sun, 2014 Mar 9)
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#4343: GUESS THE ANIMAL (Sun, 2011 May 15)
#4342: WOK (Sat, 2011 May 14)
#4341: ATHEIST PARROT (Fri, 2011 May 13)
#4340: FLOWER BOUQUET (Thu, 2011 May 12)
#4339: AN APPLE A DAY (Wed, 2011 May 11)
#4338: AND WHAT HE THOUGHT WAS H2O (Tue, 2011 May 10)
#4337: MFC (Mon, 2011 May 9)
#4336: TOUCANS (Sun, 2011 May 8)
#4335: NEVER TOO LATE (Sat, 2011 May 7)
#4334: FRILLED SHIRT (Fri, 2011 May 6)
#4333: A TABLE (Thu, 2011 May 5)
#4332: WALKIE TALKIES (Wed, 2011 May 4)
#4331: MY FREE CAMS (Tue, 2011 May 3)
#4330: GOODBYE OSAMA BIN LADEN (Mon, 2011 May 2)
#4329: THE WALRUS SPEAKS (Sun, 2011 May 1)
#4328: HANNOVER (Sat, 2011 Apr 30)
#4327: DECLARATION ENTERTAINMENT (Fri, 2011 Apr 29)
#4326: CRYSIS 2 PLAY STYLE (Thu, 2011 Apr 28)
#4325: DEGENERATIVE EYE DISEASE (Wed, 2011 Apr 27)
#4324: PORTAL 2 (Tue, 2011 Apr 26)
#4323: MOLNIYA ORBIT (Mon, 2011 Apr 25)
#4322: BAD WORK DAY (Sun, 2011 Apr 24)
#4321: THE GOLDFISH COSMOLOGIST (Sat, 2011 Apr 23)
#4320: KIWI (Fri, 2011 Apr 22)
#4319: KAYAKER (Thu, 2011 Apr 21)
#4318: NEXT GENERATION RERUNS (Wed, 2011 Apr 20)
#4317: ATHEISM (Tue, 2011 Apr 19)
#4316: DUMBED-DOWN (Mon, 2011 Apr 18)
#4315: LOVECRAFT (Sun, 2011 Apr 17)
#4314: BANK GOTHIC (Sat, 2011 Apr 16)
#4313: THE EYEGLASS EFFECT (Fri, 2011 Apr 15)
#4312: MOVIE PITCH (Thu, 2011 Apr 14)
#4311: MAXIMUM DRINK (Wed, 2011 Apr 13)
#4310: AMAZON CLOUD PLAYER (Tue, 2011 Apr 12)
#4309: MASS EFFECT NOVEL/ANIME (Mon, 2011 Apr 11)
#4308: A STRANGE THING MAKES A STRANGE CONFESSION (Sun, 2011 Apr 10)
#4307: PRE VS. POST (Sat, 2011 Apr 9)
#4306: SEATTLE (Fri, 2011 Apr 8)
#4305: ETHICAL HACKER (Thu, 2011 Apr 7)
#4304: GRAPEVINE (Wed, 2011 Apr 6)
#4303: QCE (Tue, 2011 Apr 5)
#4302: AN EXPERT AT SOMETHING (Mon, 2011 Apr 4)
#4301: ANGALORES (Sun, 2011 Apr 3)
#4300: QED (Sat, 2011 Apr 2)
#4299: APRIL FOOL'S DAY 2011 (Fri, 2011 Apr 1)
#4298: OVERRELIANCE OF THE WORD LIKE (Thu, 2011 Mar 31)
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#1: SURF'S UP (Fri, 1999 Jun 25)
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#4320: KIWI

Fri, 2011 Apr 22

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