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#4319: KAYAKER (Thu, 2011 Apr 21)
#4318: NEXT GENERATION RERUNS (Wed, 2011 Apr 20)
#4317: ATHEISM (Tue, 2011 Apr 19)
#4316: DUMBED-DOWN (Mon, 2011 Apr 18)
#4315: LOVECRAFT (Sun, 2011 Apr 17)
#4314: BANK GOTHIC (Sat, 2011 Apr 16)
#4313: THE EYEGLASS EFFECT (Fri, 2011 Apr 15)
#4312: MOVIE PITCH (Thu, 2011 Apr 14)
#4311: MAXIMUM DRINK (Wed, 2011 Apr 13)
#4310: AMAZON CLOUD PLAYER (Tue, 2011 Apr 12)
#4309: MASS EFFECT NOVEL/ANIME (Mon, 2011 Apr 11)
#4308: A STRANGE THING MAKES A STRANGE CONFESSION (Sun, 2011 Apr 10)
#4307: PRE VS. POST (Sat, 2011 Apr 9)
#4306: SEATTLE (Fri, 2011 Apr 8)
#4305: ETHICAL HACKER (Thu, 2011 Apr 7)
#4304: GRAPEVINE (Wed, 2011 Apr 6)
#4303: QCE (Tue, 2011 Apr 5)
#4302: AN EXPERT AT SOMETHING (Mon, 2011 Apr 4)
#4301: ANGALORES (Sun, 2011 Apr 3)
#4300: QED (Sat, 2011 Apr 2)
#4299: APRIL FOOL'S DAY 2011 (Fri, 2011 Apr 1)
#4298: OVERRELIANCE OF THE WORD LIKE (Thu, 2011 Mar 31)
#4297: SLEEP NUMBER SETTING (Wed, 2011 Mar 30)
#4296: PIGGYBACK (Tue, 2011 Mar 29)
#4295: PIPPI LONGSTOCKING (Mon, 2011 Mar 28)
#4294: MILLISIEVERT (Sun, 2011 Mar 27)
#4293: MONADS VIDEO TUTORIAL (Sat, 2011 Mar 26)
#4292: MENTAL HEALTH BREAK (Fri, 2011 Mar 25)
#4291: ARTIST (Thu, 2011 Mar 24)
#4290: A PENCIL (Wed, 2011 Mar 23)
#4289: TRUE CONFESSIONS: THE PIPER (Tue, 2011 Mar 22)
#4288: PINBALL WIZARD (Mon, 2011 Mar 21)
#4287: TENGWAR (Sun, 2011 Mar 20)
#4286: WWAVD (Sat, 2011 Mar 19)
#4285: CASTLE ADVENTURE (Fri, 2011 Mar 18)
#4284: FAT FOLDS (Thu, 2011 Mar 17)
#4283: WHIP MY HAIR (Wed, 2011 Mar 16)
#4282: TUNIS (Tue, 2011 Mar 15)
#4281: GONG (Mon, 2011 Mar 14)
#4280: A POSSIBLE VIKING (Sun, 2011 Mar 13)
#4279: HURRAY (Sat, 2011 Mar 12)
#4278: SARAH SILVERMAN'S BATHING SUIT (Fri, 2011 Mar 11)
#4277: DUKE NUKEM FOREVER (Thu, 2011 Mar 10)
#4276: BLACK DOT (Wed, 2011 Mar 9)
#4275: WATSON (Tue, 2011 Mar 8)
#4274: LADY DI (Mon, 2011 Mar 7)
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Tue, 2011 Mar 29

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