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#4280: A POSSIBLE VIKING (Sun, 2011 Mar 13)
#4279: HURRAY (Sat, 2011 Mar 12)
#4278: SARAH SILVERMAN'S BATHING SUIT (Fri, 2011 Mar 11)
#4277: DUKE NUKEM FOREVER (Thu, 2011 Mar 10)
#4276: BLACK DOT (Wed, 2011 Mar 9)
#4275: WATSON (Tue, 2011 Mar 8)
#4274: LADY DI (Mon, 2011 Mar 7)
#4273: GREATEST TASTING THING EVER (Sun, 2011 Mar 6)
#4272: YOUR DESK CALLING (Sat, 2011 Mar 5)
#4271: CHARLIE SHEEN (Fri, 2011 Mar 4)
#4270: BLOODHOUND GANG (Thu, 2011 Mar 3)
#4269: AN AWFUL PICK-UP LINE (Wed, 2011 Mar 2)
#4268: GUARANTEED (Tue, 2011 Mar 1)
#4267: YOU DECIDE (Mon, 2011 Feb 28)
#4266: THISTLETOE (Sun, 2011 Feb 27)
#4265: THOSE BEES (Sat, 2011 Feb 26)
#4264: JOURNEY (Fri, 2011 Feb 25)
#4263: SPOON (Thu, 2011 Feb 24)
#4262: PERIPATUS SPEAKS (Wed, 2011 Feb 23)
#4261: SPINOZAN (Tue, 2011 Feb 22)
#4260: STROKE ON CAMERA (Mon, 2011 Feb 21)
#4259: NEWTONIAN NEURODIVERSITY (Sun, 2011 Feb 20)
#4258: TRUE FORM (Sat, 2011 Feb 19)
#4257: POWER OUTAGE (Fri, 2011 Feb 18)
#4256: NOT IN 3D (Thu, 2011 Feb 17)
#4255: KERMIT AND MISS PIGGY (Wed, 2011 Feb 16)
#4254: THE GREAT OKAPI DEBATE (Tue, 2011 Feb 15)
#4253: NUNCHUCKS (Mon, 2011 Feb 14)
#4252: A COW SAYS MOO (Sun, 2011 Feb 13)
#4251: MATHEMAGICIAN (Sat, 2011 Feb 12)
#4250: METAL (Fri, 2011 Feb 11)
#4249: IN MY SLEEP (Thu, 2011 Feb 10)
#4248: NEURODIVERSE (Wed, 2011 Feb 9)
#4247: SEINFELD REFERENCE (Tue, 2011 Feb 8)
#4246: BAR OF SOAP (Mon, 2011 Feb 7)
#4245: KEYHOLE (Sun, 2011 Feb 6)
#4244: SHERLOCK HOLMES (Sat, 2011 Feb 5)
#4243: OVERCOME (Fri, 2011 Feb 4)
#4242: THE MARIMA SPEAKS (Thu, 2011 Feb 3)
#4241: MCMUG (Wed, 2011 Feb 2)
#4240: BAPHOMET (Tue, 2011 Feb 1)
#4239: CONSPIRACY DUCK: THE ONION (Mon, 2011 Jan 31)
#4238: JFK CONSPIRACY (Sun, 2011 Jan 30)
#4237: MOON LANDING (Sat, 2011 Jan 29)
#4236: ANGRY BIRDS (Fri, 2011 Jan 28)
#4235: TIGER MOM (Thu, 2011 Jan 27)
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#1: SURF'S UP (Fri, 1999 Jun 25)
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#4257: POWER OUTAGE

Fri, 2011 Feb 18

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      #########    HOLY SHIT A FUCKING SCHEDULED POWER OUTAGE ?????
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      #########     HOW THE FUCK WILL I BEAT OFF                   
      '#######'     WITHOUT POWER AND NO PRINTER ?????             
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    {_   } {_ - }   OKAY DRAWING A QUICK SKETCH OF THE PORN        
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