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#4239: CONSPIRACY DUCK: THE ONION (Mon, 2011 Jan 31)
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#4237: MOON LANDING (Sat, 2011 Jan 29)
#4236: ANGRY BIRDS (Fri, 2011 Jan 28)
#4235: TIGER MOM (Thu, 2011 Jan 27)
#4234: LATHE (Wed, 2011 Jan 26)
#4233: BEAUTIFUL SILHOUETTE (Tue, 2011 Jan 25)
#4232: TUX, THE LINUX PENGUIN (Mon, 2011 Jan 24)
#4231: KAYAKING (Sun, 2011 Jan 23)
#4230: CIVILITY (Sat, 2011 Jan 22)
#4229: I THINK HE MEANS LUNCHABLES (Fri, 2011 Jan 21)
#4228: QUARIAN (Thu, 2011 Jan 20)
#4227: WILD THING (Wed, 2011 Jan 19)
#4226: RESPONDING TO COMMANDS (Tue, 2011 Jan 18)
#4225: TUNISIA (Mon, 2011 Jan 17)
#4224: EIGENVALUES (Sun, 2011 Jan 16)
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#4222: DEEPWATER HORIZON (Fri, 2011 Jan 14)
#4221: PLAY PIANO (Thu, 2011 Jan 13)
#4220: GOODBYE, KOREA (Wed, 2011 Jan 12)
#4219: KOSHER ROLLING PIN (Tue, 2011 Jan 11)
#4218: CANADIAN HEROES (Mon, 2011 Jan 10)
#4217: CHOOSE YOUR OWN ADVENTURE (Sun, 2011 Jan 9)
#4216: FOR EATING CRACKERS (Sat, 2011 Jan 8)
#4215: JUSTICIA (Fri, 2011 Jan 7)
#4214: THE CURIOUS INCIDENT WITH THE LAMP (Thu, 2011 Jan 6)
#4213: BABY PANAY (Wed, 2011 Jan 5)
#4212: PERU (Tue, 2011 Jan 4)
#4211: HIEROGLYPHICS (Mon, 2011 Jan 3)
#4210: HALLUCIGENIA (Sun, 2011 Jan 2)
#4209: PHILANTHROPY (Sat, 2011 Jan 1)
#4208: HIPPOS: THE GAME (Fri, 2010 Dec 31)
#4207: GEMS (Thu, 2010 Dec 30)
#4206: SIX STARS (Wed, 2010 Dec 29)
#4205: PORN OUTTAKES (Tue, 2010 Dec 28)
#4204: MARU (Mon, 2010 Dec 27)
#4203: FANFIC (Sun, 2010 Dec 26)
#4202: CHRISTMAS WISHES (Sat, 2010 Dec 25)
#4201: ALL HAIL IT (Fri, 2010 Dec 24)
#4200: BEST CAKES (Thu, 2010 Dec 23)
#4199: PROBABLY (Wed, 2010 Dec 22)
#4198: PREGNANT (Tue, 2010 Dec 21)
#4197: HOW MUCH (Mon, 2010 Dec 20)
#4196: PHANTOM AIRSTRIP (Sun, 2010 Dec 19)
#4195: ESOPHEGEAL CANCER (Sat, 2010 Dec 18)
#4194: RAGE (Fri, 2010 Dec 17)
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#1: SURF'S UP (Fri, 1999 Jun 25)
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#4216: FOR EATING CRACKERS

Sat, 2011 Jan 8

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           .'______`.      NORMALLY I WOULDN'T KICK MY GIRLFRIEND
 VK       / /------\ \    OUT OF BED FOR EATING CRACKERS         
          `.`.____.' /                                           
       _  ,-.______.'   BUT THIS TIME I CAUGHT HER IN THERE      
    _ (,-'__ \         ACTUALLY BLOWING ANOTHER WHITE DUDE       
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