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#3851: EUROPEAN PORN STARS

Fri, 2010 Jan 8

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     DEAR LATEST ROUND OF PORN STARLETS FLOODING OUT OF EASTERN EUROPE,        
                                                                               
     I APPRECIATE YOUR EFFORTS BUT I HONESTLY CANNOT FUCKING TELL ANY          
     OF YOU APART ESPECIALLY WITH YOUR GENERIC FUCKING CHOICE OF NAMES         
                                                                               
     YOU COULD LEARN A LOT FROM A MATURE PORN INDUSTRY WITH GOOD,              
     WHOLESOME, DISTINCTIVE PORN STAR NAMES SUCH AS "CUNTESS," "TEASURE        
     CUNT," "ASIA," "STUPID FUCKING WHORE THAT WOULDN'T GIVE ME THE TIME       
     OF DAY IF I BUMPED INTO HER ON THE STREET SO THAT'S WHY I HAVE TO         
     STRANGLE THEM AND HIDE THEIR PARTS IN DIFFERENT TRASH CANS AROUND         
     THE CITY"                                                                 

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