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#3847: WHAT'S THE FREQUENCY, KENNETH? (Mon, 2010 Jan 4)
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#3844: ATTACK OF MY BALLS (Fri, 2010 Jan 1)
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#3842: BLAST OFF (Wed, 2009 Dec 30)
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#3839: IT'S SUPPOSED TO BE A PIPE, IDIOT (Sun, 2009 Dec 27)
#3838: A POST-CHRISTMAS PLEA (Sat, 2009 Dec 26)
#3837: SEASON'S GREETINGS (Fri, 2009 Dec 25)
#3836: TAKE MY WIFE (Thu, 2009 Dec 24)
#3835: TWITS.WS (Wed, 2009 Dec 23)
#3834: STAY GREEN (Tue, 2009 Dec 22)
#3833: DALAI LAMA (Mon, 2009 Dec 21)
#3832: FOXHOLE (Sun, 2009 Dec 20)
#3831: LASSIE (Sat, 2009 Dec 19)
#3830: BELOW THE FOLD (Fri, 2009 Dec 18)
#3829: FORT DIX (Thu, 2009 Dec 17)
#3828: A GOOD FPS (Wed, 2009 Dec 16)
#3827: HOWARD THE DUCK II (Tue, 2009 Dec 15)
#3826: 2 LEGIT (Mon, 2009 Dec 14)
#3825: KOREANS (Sun, 2009 Dec 13)
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#3821: YOU LOST ME (Wed, 2009 Dec 9)
#3820: MARTIN SHORT (Tue, 2009 Dec 8)
#3819: COMIC SANS (Mon, 2009 Dec 7)
#3818: ETHER FROLIC (Sun, 2009 Dec 6)
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#3813: TRANSEXUAL VS. INTERSEX (Tue, 2009 Dec 1)
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#3809: TAP TAP TAP (Fri, 2009 Nov 27)
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#3828: A GOOD FPS

Wed, 2009 Dec 16

halo

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| |       |\                                           -~ /     \  /          |
|~~__     | \                                         | \/       /\          /|
|    --   |  \                                        | / \    /    \     /   |
|      |~_|   \                                   \___|/    \/         /      |
|--__  |   -- |\________________________________/~~\~~|    /  \     /     \   |
|   |~~--__  |~_|____|____|____|____|____|____|/ /  \/|\ /      \/          \/|
|   |      |~--_|__|____|____|____|____|____|_/ /|    |/ \    /   \       /   |
|___|______|__|_||____|____|____|____|____|__[]/_|----|    \/       \  /      |
|  \mmmm :   | _|___|____|____|____|____|____|___|  /\|   /  \      /  \      |
|      B :_--~~ |_|____|____|____|____|____|____|  |  |\/      \ /        \   |
|  __--P :  |  /                                /  /  | \     /  \          /\|
|~~  |   :  | /                                 ~~~   |  \  /      \      /   |
|    |      |/                        .-.             |  /\          \  /     |
|    |      /                        |   |            |/   \          /\      |
|    |     /                        |     |            -_   \       /    \    |
+-----------------------------------------------------------------------------+
|          |  /|  |   |  2  3  4  | /~~~~~\ |       /|    |_| ....  ......... |
|          |  ~|~ | % |           | | ~J~ | |       ~|~ % |_| ....  ......... |
|   AMMO   |  HEALTH  |  5  6  7  |  \===/  |    ARMOR    |#| ....  ......... |
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 BM                                                                            
                                                                               
         CONSOLE GAMERS WOULDN'T KNOW A GOOD FPS                               
         IF IT CAME UP BEHIND THEM AND RAPED THEM                              
                                                                               
         SEE THAT'S EXTRA FUNNY BECAUSE THEY WOULDN'T BE ABLE                  
         TO TURN AROUND FAST ENOUGH TO PREVENT IT                              
         DUE TO THE SHITTY FUCKING GAMEPAD                                     
                                                                               
         GO ON INSISTING HALO DIDN'T SUCK, NO ONE BELIEVES YOU                 

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