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#3836: TAKE MY WIFE (Thu, 2009 Dec 24)
#3835: TWITS.WS (Wed, 2009 Dec 23)
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#3831: LASSIE (Sat, 2009 Dec 19)
#3830: BELOW THE FOLD (Fri, 2009 Dec 18)
#3829: FORT DIX (Thu, 2009 Dec 17)
#3828: A GOOD FPS (Wed, 2009 Dec 16)
#3827: HOWARD THE DUCK II (Tue, 2009 Dec 15)
#3826: 2 LEGIT (Mon, 2009 Dec 14)
#3825: KOREANS (Sun, 2009 Dec 13)
#3824: JEOPARDY MISHAP (Sat, 2009 Dec 12)
#3823: ANCIENT CHINESE SECRET (Fri, 2009 Dec 11)
#3822: FUNEMPLOYED (Thu, 2009 Dec 10)
#3821: YOU LOST ME (Wed, 2009 Dec 9)
#3820: MARTIN SHORT (Tue, 2009 Dec 8)
#3819: COMIC SANS (Mon, 2009 Dec 7)
#3818: ETHER FROLIC (Sun, 2009 Dec 6)
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#3813: TRANSEXUAL VS. INTERSEX (Tue, 2009 Dec 1)
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#3811: POOR CARMELLA (Sun, 2009 Nov 29)
#3810: DINOSAUR DREAM (Sat, 2009 Nov 28)
#3809: TAP TAP TAP (Fri, 2009 Nov 27)
#3808: TRANSFORMERS (Thu, 2009 Nov 26)
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#3803: WINDOWS 7 RELEASE PARTY (Sat, 2009 Nov 21)
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#3801: COUCH PLASTIC (Thu, 2009 Nov 19)
#3800: STERNUTATION (Wed, 2009 Nov 18)
#3799: WE ARE COLOR BLIND (Tue, 2009 Nov 17)
#3798: ASPIE DATING SITE (Mon, 2009 Nov 16)
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#3820: MARTIN SHORT

Tue, 2009 Dec 8

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bni                                                        
                                                           
      COULD WE JUST FUCKING CUT OFF MARTIN SHORT'S         
      LEGS SO HE CAN'T DO THAT STUPID FUCKING DANCE ANYMORE
                                                           
      COME ON PEOPLE: YES WE CAN                           

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