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#3855: BROOM (Tue, 2010 Jan 12)
#3854: SETEC ASTRONOMY (Mon, 2010 Jan 11)
#3853: IDEAS WORTH (Sun, 2010 Jan 10)
#3852: DANCES WITH AVATARS (Sat, 2010 Jan 9)
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#3850: LONDON KEYS (Thu, 2010 Jan 7)
#3849: 2K10 (Wed, 2010 Jan 6)
#3848: MEDITATION RETREAT (Tue, 2010 Jan 5)
#3847: WHAT'S THE FREQUENCY, KENNETH? (Mon, 2010 Jan 4)
#3846: GENERIC PRONOUNS (Sun, 2010 Jan 3)
#3845: MATURE VIP SINGLES (Sat, 2010 Jan 2)
#3844: ATTACK OF MY BALLS (Fri, 2010 Jan 1)
#3843: MILLARD FILLMORE (Thu, 2009 Dec 31)
#3842: BLAST OFF (Wed, 2009 Dec 30)
#3841: PONG (Tue, 2009 Dec 29)
#3840: HAMMER AND SICKLE (Mon, 2009 Dec 28)
#3839: IT'S SUPPOSED TO BE A PIPE, IDIOT (Sun, 2009 Dec 27)
#3838: A POST-CHRISTMAS PLEA (Sat, 2009 Dec 26)
#3837: SEASON'S GREETINGS (Fri, 2009 Dec 25)
#3836: TAKE MY WIFE (Thu, 2009 Dec 24)
#3835: TWITS.WS (Wed, 2009 Dec 23)
#3834: STAY GREEN (Tue, 2009 Dec 22)
#3833: DALAI LAMA (Mon, 2009 Dec 21)
#3832: FOXHOLE (Sun, 2009 Dec 20)
#3831: LASSIE (Sat, 2009 Dec 19)
#3830: BELOW THE FOLD (Fri, 2009 Dec 18)
#3829: FORT DIX (Thu, 2009 Dec 17)
#3828: A GOOD FPS (Wed, 2009 Dec 16)
#3827: HOWARD THE DUCK II (Tue, 2009 Dec 15)
#3826: 2 LEGIT (Mon, 2009 Dec 14)
#3825: KOREANS (Sun, 2009 Dec 13)
#3824: JEOPARDY MISHAP (Sat, 2009 Dec 12)
#3823: ANCIENT CHINESE SECRET (Fri, 2009 Dec 11)
#3822: FUNEMPLOYED (Thu, 2009 Dec 10)
#3821: YOU LOST ME (Wed, 2009 Dec 9)
#3820: MARTIN SHORT (Tue, 2009 Dec 8)
#3819: COMIC SANS (Mon, 2009 Dec 7)
#3818: ETHER FROLIC (Sun, 2009 Dec 6)
#3817: BHOPAL (Sat, 2009 Dec 5)
#3816: DUST (Fri, 2009 Dec 4)
#3815: BRIGHTS (Thu, 2009 Dec 3)
#3814: SPACE BUS (Wed, 2009 Dec 2)
#3813: TRANSEXUAL VS. INTERSEX (Tue, 2009 Dec 1)
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#3811: POOR CARMELLA (Sun, 2009 Nov 29)
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#1: SURF'S UP (Fri, 1999 Jun 25)
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#3833: DALAI LAMA

Mon, 2009 Dec 21

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     COULD THE DALAI LAMA JUST GET IT OVER WITH AND SUCK A DICK      
                                                                     
     (PRETTY SURE THAT'S ALMOST A DIRECT QUOTE FROM STAR WARS)       

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